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Quote# 61853

Every true Christian has heard the accusation that “Christians just defend the Bible with the Bible” as if that were an evil or a sign of automatic lack of rigorous proof. In reality, it is those who are slaves to non-creating speech that answer the Bible with the more of non-creating speech and continually appeal to the non-creating nature of THEIR speech as evidence of the supposed lack of creation within ALL speech as if their speech was the only speech in total reality. They actually do what they falsely accuse Christians to doing: speak a word which is powerless to create and answer God through us with more of non-creating speech as if it were its own proof of truth simply for being spoken.

Unknown, Christian Clarity Review 76 Comments [4/30/2009 9:04:00 PM]
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Quote# 61795

If America did follow the Laws of God like we did when the country was first founded, they would execute fags just like they executed the first beastality case that came to trial, both animals and the boy doing this crime were put to death as Christians are mandated to carry out.

Fags should not be tortured, just executed.

No provision in Gods Just Kingdom here on earth for torture or being unfair.

chachynga, Debating Christianity 60 Comments [4/30/2009 6:50:46 PM]
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Quote# 61859

"Gay" commercial during my preschoolers show!!!!!

While watching Wow Wow Wubbzy this afernoon with my 2 and 4 year old, a commercial came on starring Wanda Sykes. It featured some teenage boys at a diner laughing about something being gay. Wanda walks over and states they should knock it off and compared calling something gay to a 16 year old boy trying to grow a mustache and looking stupid! I was APPALLED!!! Livid actually and then my 4 year old DD looks at me and asks waht gay means!! Does anyone know how I can contact Nickelodeon? There is no reasoning this commercial should have been on, during a preschool show, after lunch...seriously, this was almost 10 hours ago and it's still got me boiling!

lovinlife4, RR 75 Comments [4/30/2009 12:36:09 PM]
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Quote# 61810

The terrorists are ALIVE! This is so backwards, It makes me sick. Babies ripped, piece by piece from their mothers womb. They FEEL that!! They cry!
I pray for God to shake some sense into this man, soon, I am so tired of hearing about the abuse of terrorists and yet, "abortion" is a word he (Obama) uses without flinching and with a smile. God please have mercy on these babies and stop this.

JoyfulSister, RR 63 Comments [4/29/2009 9:49:29 PM]
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Quote# 61814

tor·ture –noun 1. the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.
Waterboarding and the wall thing do NOT even fall under this definition. These things scare the bad guys not harm them. It does not cause excruciating pain. It is uncomfortable at most. We scare the information out of them because they are cowards and will give it up easily.

Ripping a baby from the womb is excruciating and is sheer cruelty and possibly revenge either for the baby being there, or for the woman getting pregnant.

Therefore what happened at GITMO = discomfort.

What happens to babies ripped from the womb = torture.

josh1313, RR 59 Comments [4/29/2009 8:53:46 PM]
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Quote# 61849

id find it disrespectful if someone called me jewish so i cant imagine how insulted jesus and moses would feel if they were called jewish. i just dont think we should insult them like that when im sure they would rather be called christians. i just dont think it is right to call them jewish when they seem more like christians to me. someone once said you can tell who a christian is by their fruits. its probably blasfamous to call them jewish it is just rude. everyone thinks of them as christians no one ever thinks of jesus as jewish do they?

Englands Rose, Christian Forums 133 Comments [4/29/2009 2:04:32 PM]
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Quote# 61831

So, I'm sitting here in Iowa, watching the local nightly news.

First story, an overview of all the "happy" gay couples who were married in my state today.

Second story, the ever increasing spreading of the swine flu.

Third story, damage assessment of the tornadoes that struck nearby counties last night.

These people are staring Biblical prophecies straight in the face and remain completely clueless, and it really concerns me.

I would love for the rapture to occur at any time, but at the same time I have no desire to leave any one here in this world when the time comes to depart.

What's a believer to do? Time to get on my knees.

Faulty, RR 76 Comments [4/29/2009 1:54:20 PM]
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Quote# 61826

[My children] have found out that I know more science than their teachers, and I'm a creationist. Most physicist can't wrap their minds around a singularity, I understand it. They don't understand time or the difference between micro and macro evolution. As far as society suffering, atheism is causing more suffering than ignorance ever could. Every time you see a kid take a gun to school to solve a problem remember there was a time they would have turned to God.

mad_mav70, Y! answers 71 Comments [4/29/2009 1:54:17 PM]
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Quote# 61804

homosexuals I have always seen as being basically vicious angry people.
they are constantly at war with their own conscience ,and so when a person "Christian usually" says the same thing their own conscience has been telling them it puts them into an unbelievable rage.
It allows them to finally have an outlet to unload all their vicious God hating anger on.

I fear that the Homosexuals will become the biggest persecutors of Christians in the lest day's.
It has already begun on a verbal scale.
The physical abuse of Christians is sure to follow.

And in their warped mind they will justified in it.

turtle, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [4/29/2009 10:41:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Shant
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Quote# 61768

[THERE IS NO HIDDEN MOTIVE IN EVOLUTION THAT SEEKS TO ELIMINATE RELIGION.]

True.
The hidden motive is to eliminate the power and purpose of the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus Christ and to replace it with just as much neo-pagan gnosticism.
At the end of the day you have just as much 'religion' except this time your Adam is a grotesque ape-woman beast with long eyelashes and human feet. Your goddess. Your mother. a vulgar ape madonna.

OriginalBigWhite , IMDB 41 Comments [4/29/2009 10:15:18 AM]
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Quote# 61764

Tonight I was watching an old Stallone film called Cobra that I picked up in the Walmart bargain bin for 5 bucks a year or two ago but never bothered to watch until now.

I was pretty bored by what seemed like a very dumb plot...a huge cult of psycho killers committing tons of murders yet the police thought it was just one man and had no knowledge whatsoever of this cult's existence in their own city. It was way too far-fetched to believe. Plus, it didn't even make sense what the motivations of the cultists were, as this was unexplained for most of the movie other than to say they wanted a "New World Order".

But then something very interesting happened at the end...the psycho serial killer cult leader said: "We kill the weak so that the strong survive!" and then I instantly thought of this board and darwinism and how that character was pretty much doing exactly what you all believe darwinism can and should do.

From then on I could no longer see this as just a dumb movie, but had to realize how disturbing it is that something like this could actually happen because what the character said is completely in line with the darwinist mindset, and being a darwinist is so common these days that no one would even notice for quite a while when they start getting together and acting on all their darwinist beliefs.

Which brings me to my question: darwinists, do you relate to the villain from the Stallone film Cobra?

Navaros, IMDB 56 Comments [4/29/2009 10:13:04 AM]
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Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 61781

Recently a young lady in Hyles-Anderson College came to my office in tears and completely broken. I asked her what was the trouble. She said, "Dr. Hyles, I am a fallen woman."

I said, "Oh, my, I'm sorry!"

She said, "I know I have broken your heart. I never thought it would happen to me, but it did. I know my parents will be heartbroken! My pastor will be crushed! I know, Brother Hyles, that I have hurt you deeply."

As she told me this she was weeping uncontrollably. I wept with her. I asked her, "Where did this happen?"

She said, "In the halls of Hyles-Anderson College."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing! I said, "Exactly what did you do?"

She said, "Brother Hyles, I held a boy's hand."

Though I continued to look concerned, I could not help but rejoice inwardly. To her, to become a fallen woman was to hold a boy's hand. She had stayed so far away from sin that when she did stumble, she was far enough away from the edge of sin not to go into sin itself How tragic it is that many schools have their rules just between temptation and sin! The only rules are those which keep young people from sin. Why not make rules that keep them from temptation? Then why not make rules that keep them from enticement? Then why not make rules to prevent enticement in order to keep the young people even farther from death? If sin brings death, let us stay away from sin. If temptation brings sin, let us stay away from temptation. If enticement brings temptation, let us stay away from enticement.

If we could find what causes enticement, we could take another step away from death. The answer once again is in our text. Lust brings enticement. Lust simply means "desire." We lust, then we are enticed, then we are tempted, then we sin, then we die. We could take a step farther from death if we could find what leads to lust or desire. Again we find in our text that being drawn away leads to lust. God has a plan for each of our lives. Each of us is to be busily engaged in fulfilling that plan. When we are drawn away from that plan and the work that God has called us to do, we then notice what the world has to offer and we desire it. Once we desire it, there is always someone who can entice us. Then we are led to temptation which leads to sin which leads to death!


Dr. Jack Hyles, Jack Hyles Speaks on Biblical Separation 83 Comments [4/29/2009 8:00:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Skyknight
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Quote# 61774

[After being introduced to the concept of Harvey, the Magic Rabbit in comparison to concept of God]

Quite a different thing, and it's easy to see why.
God, as the creator of the universe, the alpha and the omega, is self-cointained and self-explanatory. He is the source of everything and thus nothing he does is impossible.

A magical rabbit isn't. Where does he get those magic powers? What is the source of magic? What is rabbit doing there anyway?

TrashMan, http://www.hard-light.net/forums/ 53 Comments [4/29/2009 7:59:43 AM]
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Quote# 61800

[G20 Summit]

It was here at this strange and clandestine meeting that the final groundwork was laid for the forthcoming one-world dictatorship and new universal global money system. It was Satan's business, and I am sure the demons frolicked among the elitists. Seated right next to Michelle Obama was J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter witchcraft books. All such high-level meetings need a resident witch to direct the activities of demons in the spirit realm. Why else would Rowling be at a political and economic meeting? High-level satanic activities are always sealed in a blood covenant, and just as the meetings were ending, a mass killing took place in Binghamton, New York, leaving exactly thirteen victims dead before the mind-controlled gunman killed himself. The timing was precise.

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 61 Comments [4/29/2009 2:39:24 AM]
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Quote# 61787


The faggot Iraqis have proven what we have known all along. Fags dont value life. Fags value asshole. Even though there is the Iraqi death penalty for practicing faggotry, these stupid disgusting ass-monkeys would sooner butt-fuk than preserve human life. When one stupid Iraqi fag cornholes another fag, he risks the lives of both of them.....and does not care.

The fag who does not value life, is the same faggot that will victimize a child, because the faggot does not value the life of the child, and will use the child perversely, and even kill the child to maintain secrecy of the dastardley act. A faggot will do most anything.......these Iraqi fags have proven that a fag would rather corn-hole and eat shit, than save human life.

For these reasons, we have to keep the faggots under control in our own country, and we have to keep them away from children.

One look inside of a prison will show you exactly what the fag element actually is......the fag does not value human life....they only value asshole, and will perpetrate serious acts of violence, rape, and even very heinous murder in order to provide themselves with asshole. The fags dont value life.....they only value asshole.

Razzputin, Argue With Everyone 94 Comments [4/28/2009 9:11:38 PM]
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Quote# 61780

This is just a little off topic, but refers to satanistic symbols: Can one wear/tattoo them, and not know what they mean?
Well, I did...a year before I was saved. I was attending the church where I was eventually saved, and one day dressed our adorable little daughter in a red fuzzy sweatshirt with a moon, star and heart on it. These designs were applicaid (sp?) on and looked very cute. Anyway, a pastor's wife stopped me in the hallway, and very lovingly asked me if I knew what these symbols meant. I said I had no idea they meant anything, but only looked cute on the shirt.
Then, without any judgement or condemnation in her heart at all, she told me about the moon and star, and how they were connected to satanists, and islam, etc. She said she personally stayed away from any of these symbols because of what they meant.
I was astonished! I had never heard that these symbols meant this! It took me awhile to deeply consider what she had told me, and I didn't immediately get rid of everything that had these images on them. But this lesson stayed with me, and slowly I went through my daughter's and son's baby things looking carefully for anything that would send the wrong message to another person.
It was a tough lesson because I was so clueless...and yet I'm grateful for the love and non-judgemental attitude on the part of our pastor's wife. It was the beginning to my education that the world sees these symbols a lot differently than do Christians.


Adoration, RR 84 Comments [4/28/2009 10:48:53 AM]
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Quote# 61765

Plan B -- the drug that allows guys to breathe a sigh of relief the morning after using some chick for selfish pleasure -- will now be available to 17-year-olds without a prescription.

Who cares that she's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes legally? Get her drunk on wine coolers, get what you want, then the next morning, take her to CVS to get Plan B and make sure there's no chance the slut will show up in a few months talking child support payments and DNA tests.

So guys, if you screw a 17-year-old and "forget" to use a condom, remember: Nothing says "thanks a lot, you cheap whore" like the gift of Plan B!

Robert Stacy McCain, The Other McCain 70 Comments [4/28/2009 9:59:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 61741

Christianity is not based upon evidence...but it is backed by evidence. Obviously anyone could “claim” to be God. The difference with Jesus is that His life completely backed those claims. Check out the history, check out the claims – it’s an absolutely phenomenal study.

OR
uddha didn't rise from the dead, nor did Confucius or Zoroaster. Muhammad didn't fulfill detailed prophecy. Alexander the Great didn't raise the dead or heal the sick. And though there is far less reliable information written about these “religious” leaders, they are believed in and followed by millions.

Plaid shirt dude, TheNET: The Christian social network at AllAboutGOD.NET! 67 Comments [4/28/2009 7:44:15 AM]
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Quote# 61647

The controversy over Miss California's answer to a loaded question is a clear picture of where this country is headed...to hell in a handbasket. She was asked this question by an openly gay judge, and because he didn't like her response she lost. Check out what he says about her in his blog video linked below. I know these things are supposed to happen because we live in the end of days, but I pray that America wakes up before it becomes Babylon. The more states that legalize gay marriage the closer God's judgment is going to be.

DayoftheLord, City-Data Christianity Subforum 71 Comments [4/28/2009 12:25:13 AM]
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Quote# 61733

im so glad you mentioned that, I wanted to relate an experience just yesterday where some wierd noise made me situp while in class and i was like Rapture!?!?!.... eh no just some crazy sound and went back to not paying attention to my professor.

JefferyDollars, RaptureReady 70 Comments [4/27/2009 5:37:02 PM]
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Quote# 61767

The true account of creation is believable. The body's composition is the same as dust from the ground

Lifelong Student, Y! answers 62 Comments [4/27/2009 3:12:56 PM]
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Quote# 61749

[A christian about YEC's: "but in my experience the YEC care more about defending their postion on the age of the earth than they do about core Christianity."]

You are an evil apostate, so it would be very unwise to take your experience as a good example of anything.

The core of Christianity is obediance to God. Instead of obeying God, you geode spend your life working iniquity against Him by calling Him a liar and His Word a lie, attacking His people, replacing His Word with the ungodly evolution fairytale, fraternizing with other evil men who agree with you (trying to delude yourself for psychological comfort that evil others telling you your apostasy is fine and dandy will make it ok with God) and promoting that satanic viewpoint to naive people so that they may be led astray and join you in Hell.

If you knew the slightest thing about core Christianity, geode, then you would be terrified of what God will do to such a worker of iniquity as yourself at the Judgement Seat of Christ. "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despite wisdom and instruction". That could have been written for you specifically, geode. That you revel in your debauchery instead of falling on your knees, begging for forgiveness, and repenting, is empirical proof that you are not of God.

Navaros, IMDB 43 Comments [4/27/2009 3:11:50 PM]
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Submitted By: giz80
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Quote# 61734

I am sitting here right now thinking of the rapture...and just thinking about it makes me cry. My spirit groans within me...my heart aches with wanting to see his face. All I can think about is going home...I hate this world and the thought of living a full 70 years saddens me deeply. I want to go home so bad! I am so tired and weary of this world. Jesus..I only want you. Come soon Jesus....your bride is calling.

Kvat3r , RaptureReady 94 Comments [4/27/2009 3:11:14 PM]
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Quote# 61724

Hi RR,

I know many discussions have taken place about various excuses that will be offered to explain our disappearances. Form Aliens/UFO's to terrorists to plagues, etc.

But what I am wondering-- if the Rapture was to occur right now, is anything already in place for the government to offer an immediate excuse? Do they have some secret plan all ready to roll out? Or, would they be left to scramble something together after weeks and maybe even months have passed with no answers, no one having returned?

Do you think they will start off treating everyone (I know that's a lot of folks) as missing person's? Like in the Left Behind Movie, going around taking reports, interviewing people, etc.? People posting up pics of missing loved ones? Private Investigators working overtime?

Thanks All and God Bless!

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With the med. Union of 5 +5 regathering as we speak, the current conditions, the new laws being passed etc, we must assume that the a/c is soemwhere on stage behind the scenes, which means evil already works a bit, so if he can start to delude these various world leaders already, weather it be by promising them kingdoms etc or whatever, one must assume that he has already started to formulate a plan. I personally think it will be Ufos.


cocoapea9052, rapturemenow09, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [4/27/2009 3:10:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiger
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Quote# 61766

[Thread starter: Childbirth Proves Genesis]

"Genesis 3

16 To the woman he said, "I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing;
in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your
husband, and he shall rule over you."

We see no evidence of animals having the same type of pain that human women
have during child birth. Therefore Genesis is accurate.

About everything."

[M]adman, talk.origins 63 Comments [4/27/2009 12:18:54 PM]
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