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Quote# 62730

Pat Robertson is a member of the Skull & Bones organization, and the 700 Club is a Masonic influenced show. I wish it weren't so, but unfortunately it is :(

Paradigm, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [5/30/2009 2:33:00 AM]
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Quote# 62695

WHAT IF JFK FOUND OUT ABOUT ROSWELL AND WANTED TO REVEAL THIS SECRET TO THE PUBLIC?

Sixteen years before President Kennedy's last days, the Roswell crash introduced our military to alien technology. The existence of the grey creatures from Zeta Reticuli, with the large head and eyes, is the biggest government secret on record! Earth governments had been working with the greys for 16 years before JFK got wind of this and was about to tell the press and the people. All presidents that came after JFK are not in the loop. President Bush does not have clearance for Area 51.

Roswell happened during the administration of Harry Truman. The next president, Eisenhower, also knew of the aliens and the captured EBE. A LIVE grey, designated as Extraterrestrial Biological Entity, was (in a sense) a prisoner of war. Was EBE the inspiration for ET? It was studied for years until its death. The crashed saucers were back-engineered; and numerous high-tech products today actually COME FROM THE ALIENS as crazy as that sounds; it's true: Night vision, transistors and computer technology, to name only a few...have been reported to have been given to us by the Zetas.

Doug Yurchey, World Mysteries 17 Comments [5/28/2009 10:15:27 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 62716

But if energy lobbyist Stephen Bassett has his way, President Barack Obama will release information that the government is secretly hiding on “extraterrestrial vehicles” –according to Mr. Bassett’s claims– which can be used to solve the nation’s energy problem and limit climate change in one fell swoop.

The power source, he said, chronicled in a report Greenwire did on the subject, behind a flying saucer the weight of a tractor-trailer which hurtles through galaxies at 20,000 miles per hour is astronomical.

Stephen Bassett, Consumer Energy Report 10 Comments [5/27/2009 8:38:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Chamale
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Quote# 62640

Why do you deny The Holocaust?

I don't deny the Allied holocaust against the German people, in which 600,000 civilians lost their lives in deliberate, premeditated, terror bombings of German cities. Several more million Germans were slaughtered by Soviet troops, starved to death in Siberia, raped and tortured, and killed in the post-war expulsions from the eastern territories.

Neither do I deny the Israeli holocaust against the Palestinians, the Jewish Bolshevik holocaust against Russia and Eastern Europe or Mao's holocaust against the people of China.

I certainly do not deny holocausts. I think it's more likely that you are the "holocaust denier."

The events you mentioned simply were not holocausts. It is racist to detract from The Holocaust the Germans perpetrated against Jewish people, by claiming there were other holocausts.

Well, then I guess history is racist because, like it or not, the facts of the documentary record clearly show that there have been many other holocausts.

How can you compare the unparalleled sufferings of God's Chosen People who, throughout time have been hunted, persecuted, massacred and finally, exterminated--how can you compare that colossal and appalling slaughter with the mere fights and wars that other people have experienced?

The squeaking wheel gets the most oil. The Jewish establishment has the highest profile in the mass media and therefore to the ignorant, all this Jewish public relations noise translates into some sort of definitive judgment of history.

What you're really peddling is racism--the racism that Jewish suffering, alone among all of the blood of the innocent spilled on this planet, has some special claim on our sensibilities.

I'm sorry, I don't believe it. My understanding of the documentary record doesn't support it. Auschwitz was a much safer place to be than Dresden or any other city of any size in Germany from 1943 onward.

rushdoony, Club Conspiracy 20 Comments [5/27/2009 9:54:45 AM]
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Quote# 62636

I kid you not.

If you go up in a helicopter in New York and hover for 4 hours and then come back down to earth you should be in Los Angeles, not New York ( if the Earth were really moving ).
Gravity does not account for the copter still being in New York, it would only account for the copter not falling out of the sky back to Earth.

If Copernicanism can be proven wrong, that the universe is geocentric or geostatic and not heliocentric then
Darwinism will fall, then Marxism will fall and then Freudism will fall. All Satans lies will fall like dominoes one afer the other.

Geostatic means the sun and stars go around the Earth each day and folks the only way this could be true is if: The universe is not one ten-trillionth of the size you've been told by Government. Are NASA workers and most high school and university science teachers not paid by the government? Does government lie to us? This is their biggest lie.

This is a religious war. Do we believe the Cabbalist/Pharisaic/Satanist RELIGION of a big bang and out of control exploding universe with bug-eyed aliens or the Christian RELIGION with Earth and Humans as
Special Creations in God's orderly universe.
The Bible says over 60 times that the sun orbits the Earth.
I don't expect anyone to believe this until they check out:
www.fixedearth.com
and www.midclyth.supanet.com

Signed RJ Rushdoony ( real name Bernie )

rushdoony, Club Conspiracy 35 Comments [5/25/2009 7:41:36 AM]
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Quote# 62585

The missing link will not be found soon - because it is out of the realm of "natural evolution" and thus science will continue to grope in the dark assuming a link has yet to be found.....

We were created genetically by another advanced species, and the closest scientists have come to this knowledge is the discovery that all blue eyed people possibly share a common ancestor.

There is no steady progression to humanity - there was no bridge to homo-sapien - this was done artificially.....

Chris, Y! answers 9 Comments [5/25/2009 12:31:52 AM]
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Quote# 62540

[Topic: The Internet Is Number One National Threat]

of course it's a problem for the liberal socialists.
With the internet, they aren't able to force feed us whatever they want us to hear. We're able to verify on the internet and they don't like it.

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Next it will be the burning of the books the bible will become an illegal book to own..... think it is getting time to hide a bible or two for safe keeping.

Eco, mlb, Rapture Forums 19 Comments [5/24/2009 12:23:01 PM]
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Quote# 62541

The kike medicine swindle is a numbers game. The more sick people, the more money. The more treatments, the more money. The more vacinations, the more money.

It isn't profitable to the kikenvermin physicians and pharma-kikes to vacinate people who want to be vacinated. If they can bribe the legislators to make vacinations mandatory, then everybody gets vacinated and that's where the big money is. Whoops, did I say "everybody"? Well, of course, the Kosher Swindle is all a part of it because "everybody" does not include the Jews.

Most vacines are made from a variety of animal parts and growing media that the fuzzy-faced rabbis declare to be un-Kosher. Thus, a vacine that is grown on pig livers and preserved with mercury, is okay to pay the Jews to give to non-Jews since these children will have their brains poisoned with the mercury and become vegitable autistic kids. But the holy Jews' children are protected from mercury-caused autism because the vacine is non-Kosher.

Sex drugs for little girls? the Jews want the little girls to have nothing but sex on their minds from the earliest possible age because they make money from all the fashions, cosmetics, whores, and physican visits that these little girls and their mommies make in the ensuing years.

Vacine to prevent transmissible diseases? Traditional marriage and chastity covers all of that without the Jews.

Jesus and Hitler told the truth about the Jews -- all Jews are devils.


banjo billy, Vanguard News Network Forum 27 Comments [5/23/2009 7:04:03 PM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 62536

In particular the third film makes a shocking revelation. The terrorist group al-Qaeda in fact does not exist. It was made up in January of 2001 in order to prosecute Osama bin Laden in his absence. In order to prosecute bin Laden there had to be an organization like the Mafia for which he was a part of. Under the law if such an organization exists then the head of the organization can be prosecuted under the law. So in order to bring the prosecution they made up the organization and called it al-Qaeda.

But the organization is fiction. It doesn't exist. It's all a huge fraud.

After 9-11 - a terrorist act that was organized by a bin Laden aide and funded by bin Laden - Bush dug up the name al-Qaeda from the prosecutors in the New York case against him. And since then we have been in a battle against a fictional enemy. The very people who made the story up now are believing their own lies.

Mark Perkel, Propaganda Matrix 9 Comments [5/23/2009 7:35:07 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 62482

If you want to know what is going on, sometimes the best information is in the tabloids disguised as fiction or in Hollywood movies, where they often reveal plans and agendas disguised as entertainment. One of the more notable quotes I've never forgotten was one of the last lines in a movie I watched last year from XMen 2 in which one of the hybrids says, "We've been playing by your rules long enough. Now, maybe, it's time you started to play by ours"


Sherry Shriner, The Watcher Files 28 Comments [5/21/2009 2:35:05 PM]
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Quote# 62496

[size=15]Dimensional Portals Opening? Vegetarians Disappearing After Hearing Voices? Are You Hearing Voices?[/size]

It may sound strange, but there may be Dimensional Portals opening and people disappearing after hearing voices. They all have been vegetarians. I read about this a few days ago and wondered how I could put it in a thread which made sense to everyone. Here is my attempt.

First – (Yes, it starts with the webbot language) Webbot had predicted starting last year people would begin disappearing – even groups right in front of others. I really like the part that the “elite” will disappear – even with bodyguards etc. They won’t disappear to a “good” place.




questioningall, Above Top Secret 28 Comments [5/21/2009 8:09:16 AM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 62466

What do you think of the fact that Timothy McVeigh and his buddy bombed the Murrah building in Oklahoma, with the help of a Muslim?
And you said, Muslims were not bad, right?

Siouxweety, Topix 23 Comments [5/20/2009 2:58:11 PM]
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Quote# 62394

Abortions in the USA, as well as other parts of the world is a sly way to ensure that the Muslim population takes over the world at a much faster rate.
I am not sure about this assumption, but it makes the most sense. Why all of a sudden after all this time, is the president of the USA, making such an extreme decision to stop the birth rate?

Siouxweety, Topix 88 Comments [5/18/2009 2:12:59 PM]
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Quote# 62379

[One can look at the land masses today and see that they can go together to form a single land mass.]

That's a lie - Scientists shrink the continent of Africa by 40% to make it fit the one land mass theory! Scientists will twist and turn anything to suit their agenda and gain a good pat on the back from the fellow contempories! Satan at work again.

sissco, ThEndTimes 85 Comments [5/17/2009 6:34:02 AM]
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Quote# 62380

Thought I'd add my 2 cents here.

We all know that Star Trek was all about the new world order, even the badges on the uniforms.

Also Star Trek got us more used to the idea of space travel, aliens and life on other planets.

The Klingons interest me. In the original series of Star Trek, the Klingons look different to they do now. Don't you think they look a bit 'reptillian' now?.

Now think of the Klingon language.

Do you find it strange that a race of beings from a television show have had a language 'created' for them?. And that this language is being taught at colleges and universities.

What if the Klingon language is actually the Reptilian language!.:eek:

midwich cuckoo, David Icke Forums 37 Comments [5/17/2009 3:00:51 AM]
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Quote# 62359

What??? I knew that this 'Nazi' bill was in effect and would probably pass, but I sure didn't know that it would actually make you wear uniforms and not let you engage in worship at all.

This is going to effect me? I am 45 years old and I was planning on going back to school to get a bachelors degree in Community Health. I was planning on starting the first of next year. There is no way I can get through school without government grants and loans! They are actually going to make people even my age volunteer and be told not to go to church and be involved in politics?

This is CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I guess this means I won't be getting my degree, because I will NOT stop going to church and worshiping God for nobody! Are they seriously going to check up on people and see if they have been attending church?
I guess this also means that I can't participate in pro-life activities, be a volunteer for future Tea parties (i signed up), and keep maintaining my political blog.

I guess I am going to have to make a stinking small wage the rest of my life, because I have no clue what kind of jobs you can get with only an AA degree.

><>Karatemom<><, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [5/16/2009 7:32:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Quote# 62352

(regarding the "Montauk Monster" a half decayed animal carcass that washed up on a beach in New York.)

I wanted to think about the best way to expose this to the public. Since I own this medium, and have a genuine interest in the subject matter, I’d like to be the first to share this you. We did not contact any authorities as from previous experiences; the carcass has been taken from the finders or mysteriously “stolen”. If this is a genetic mishap from Plum Island, we’d like to sell the remains to an independent lab for study. It has become a race against the clock as the couple who originally found “Beastie” are diligently putting more ice into the cooler to keep the carcass fresh.

Also, I’ve thought about the possibilities that this carcass may be carrying H1N1 influenza. (The Swine Flu) Sorry, my mind is racing now, but I haven’t ruled out biological warfare on this yet. A diseased carcass floating in waterways around Long Island could be infecting the water, fish, etc. We still need to remember that Plum Island is where Lyme Disease originated, it’s really not too far fetched to believe that this carcass (if from Plum Island) could be carrying bacteria or disease.

Nicky Papers, montauk-monster.com 12 Comments [5/15/2009 5:24:44 PM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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Quote# 62342

[In response to a link posted to the film "The Obama Deception"]

I don't even know what to say after watching that film.

Nearing the end, when they were talking about the 'no-fly list', they said there were around a million people on that list and they're adding more each day. My question is who? It makes me wonder if they're watching us and what we say on here (or elsewhere on the internet) and secretly putting us on some list. I cannot believe the case of mistaken identity with that 5-yr-old and they told his mother not to touch him? I'm shaking now. That was a most frightening documentary...an unbelievable expose' of the sinister, secret plans of our government.


BrideOfChrist, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [5/15/2009 11:48:09 AM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 62316

"But from what you write, I just thought I'd let you know that to record the GPS location of every house does not require paint."

The idea is to x-mark possible targets for GPS-guided missiles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Direct_Attack_Munition

"I may have no imagination, but I can't think of any evil that can be perpetrated by accurately knowing where houses are."

WARNING = We Are Right Now In Nazi Germany.

Divided we fall.


Baby, Asexuality.org 19 Comments [5/14/2009 10:13:22 AM]
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Quote# 62315

The H1N1 swine flu virus is a mild lab virus which has pretty much nothing to do with swine. It's the people who are the swine.
The current epidemic hype is both a drill for the international organizations and a fear-mongering for the public. The real danger is in the vaccines, which are expected to be deadly, as well as in the martial law that will ensue once the engineered oubreak takes place.
This is very similar to the vaccine outbreaks of 1918 and 1976, only on a much larger scale this time.

Baby, Asexuality.org 12 Comments [5/14/2009 8:24:12 AM]
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Quote# 62293

This list [containing the names of several prominent politicians] was sent anonymously but alot of the names can be verified by others in files on this site and others who expose government corruption, black projects, coverups and aliens. Here are things as they stand from one who "sees": If you see your name on this list and you would like to protest, just send us an email and we'll post it.


I'm not claiming these people weren't 100% human at one time, what I am saying is that they invited the control and bodily takeover of Reptilians through blood drinking and rituals and now can be bodily overtaken by them or possessed against or within their own will.

*please keep in mind, we all have the ability to see these humans/reptilians for what they are and how they really are. Just pray for God to reveal it to you. Being a reptilian is something that must be activated through drinking blood and ritual among those who possess the serpent dna. Not all those who possess this dna are reptilian. Reptilians in human form are also called shapeshifters and can go between looking human one second, and a lizard-like reptilian the next.

n/a, The Watcher Files 23 Comments [5/13/2009 10:50:43 PM]
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Quote# 62257

Some dispute the notion that the hand signals pictured here are really satanic gestures, claiming instead that they are flaunted as as signals of support by University of Texas Longhorns fans. But so many prominent individuals have been pictured making the "hook 'em horns" sign that one really has to ask: is it a coincidence that George Bush, his wife and daughters, plus Bill Clinton and Al Gore to name but a few who have been photographed making the gesture, are all such big fans of the University of Texas Longhorns?

Truth Seeker, The Rule of the Satan Made Manifest 15 Comments [5/13/2009 3:06:17 AM]
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Submitted By: jsontisac
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Quote# 62247

(Mark Peeters believes that, the more massive something is, the lower it's maximum possible attainable speed in vaccuum; therefore, satellites and space flight are a massive hoax)

Conclusion : US-space-travel is FAKE

Since astron(a)uts, SCUD-missiles, rocket-bombs and TV-satellites weight more than ONE kilogram..., it is all religion and fake(lore),
done with real airplanes.
Since an airplanes can only fall 1 minute, without touching the ground, astron(a)uts can only be 'weightless' during that 1 minute in that (parabolic) fall.

I will give all my money (and even my life) to the first person who knows a scientific publication, f.i. in PHYSICAL REVIEW, that contradicts the (current) 28.800km/hr-limit.

Mark Peeters, The Moon Landing Was Fake 27 Comments [5/12/2009 8:56:50 AM]
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Quote# 62108

In the Crosshairs
Posted by stoecker on May 06, 2009 10:27

When the nice census lady came to our door with her GPS device, I immediately had a pretty good idea why. The most serious and widespread mental illness in America today is the failure to be paranoid. Fortunately, I don't suffer from this affliction. I know perfectly well that they are out to get me...and everyone else as well.

I assumed that semiliterate ACORN thugs with rudimentary weapons training could use this to find my front door, where I can give them the proper welcome, for which I am always prepared. More seriously, precision guided munitions could now kill my wife and myself. There are even guided artillery shells now, so a relatively small number of soldiers in each city could kill hundreds of patriots.

The census is not until 2010, but Obaminable's henchmen have admitted that they plan to finish the GPS targeting this July. A lot of people believe that unemployment and possible hyper inflation and food shortages might trigger revolution by then. Mid July is the time all patriots will need to prepare for battle.


William B Stoecker, World Net Daily 40 Comments [5/7/2009 8:44:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 62104

66% of United states residence public water is Flourodated, it is known to have tremendous effects on BONE CANCER, JOINT PROBLEMS, BONE WEAKNESS, Lowered ESTROGEN and TESTOSTARONE LEVELS, and DENTAL SLUROSIS, which is yellowing of the teeth and pitting in the enamle. Wouldnt it make more sense to enhance public water with VITAMINSwhich are meant to be ingested to promote overall health? Rather than putting such a toxic chemical in the water suplies with a bogus explanation that "you will have good dental health". If you go to any hardware store and look at any rat poison product you will only find one ingredient, SODIUM FLUORIDE. it is the most TOXIC ionic molechule outside of pottasium dicromane. and allot of bottled water companies in the US are begining to flouradate their water. The fact that flouride is used in many prescription anti-depresants like Prozac 20 and many others, shows that it eliminates agression and motivation in people. Even the Russians in the Goulag Caps were experimenting on the prisoners by flouradating water... why?? because if you flouradate the water people arent as aggessive, AND NOW we are finding that public water NATIONWIDE is showing up with ARSONIC, LEAD, CADMIUM and THERMONIUM which is a radioactive form of lead. Cancer, Lowered **snip** Drive, Birth Defects, Sudation, Brain Defects, Does this NOT sound like a wonder drug to control the population? 98% of western europe has refused water fluorodation. Thank god i live in the UK, but how long will it be before the whole worlds water suplies are flourodated??... 31st December 2009. and 2012.

Anatselopoulos, ThEndTimes 27 Comments [5/7/2009 8:42:46 AM]
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