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Quote# 63620

These people expressing hate for Sarah Palin and her family (children) are evil beyond my comprehension. She has remained a classy, intelligent, well-mannered person unlike those whose name-calling defies reason and substance. This sounds like the "work" of ACORN again and again making sure her name appears in the worst possible negative way and the bloggers are equally evil in the spreading of the diatribe and filth.

Shell, Switched.com 19 Comments [6/29/2009 10:50:50 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63614

I don't think he's [Michael Jackson] dead, I think he faked his own death to escape all the frivolous lawsuits he gets hit with every other week and the ridicule he receives from the rest of the world.

Put yourself in his shoes, the man is a walking punchline. The only reason most people don't fake their death when their life goes south is the money it would take to pull it off in a convincing fashion; something Jackson would have no problem with.

His entire family are professional entertainers, how easy would it be to get them all to play ball in front of the cameras so he could slip away to Argentina or something to live out his life in peace?

Doctors are all familiar with patient confidentiality and I'm sure the doctors he and his family use have been hand picked for their loyalty and silence. Give them a couple hundred thousand dollars for a signed death certificate and their cooperation, charter a private jet and you're home free.

ZombieOctopus, Above Top Secret 19 Comments [6/29/2009 1:36:08 PM]
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Quote# 63545

Global Warming is an absolute LIE, not a hoax, not a little joke, the scientists did not lose a decimal place, the whole thing is a diliberate outright LIE to take advantage of the natural variation of the earths climate to attack our capitalist system and to take away our freedom.
Their stupid plans to tax energy will led to the destructiion of our civilized life style.
Where is the proof of their stupid theory.

Ron Greene, BBC News | Have Your Say 19 Comments [6/27/2009 5:32:35 AM]
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Quote# 63428

It's amazing that many criticize Obama and say little or nothing about other presidents and world leaders who conspire to bring us into a one world government. The Illuminati controls the government itself. Wolrd leaders, the golbal elite are doing the will of their father the devil, subtly bringing us into a new world order. Even the American dollar bill has symbology of the one world government, yet people scream at Obama?

The Illuminati plotted 9/11, they plotted wars that have happened and the coming third world war that is obviously going to happen soon. They plotted this econimic crash that were headed to. Why do people not speak out against these leaders? They raise our taxes as a way to keep people in financial bondage. That is a way to control people when they are in debt and financial bondage.

They would need order of chaos in order to bring in a one world government. World warfare, poverty, debt and no jobs along with desensitizng people morally, the break down of marriages, and getting the church itself to be lukewarm people who are asleep spiritually. You can see all this going on and it's been going on for years, but people blame Obama? That's ridiculous.

The J Man, Grace Centered Christian Forums 13 Comments [6/27/2009 5:32:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 63554

[on a thread about the disappearance of the governor of SC]

Strange story. Maybe Obama sent his goons because he refused the stimulus money. Why not be home on Father's Day?!

cryo, RR 12 Comments [6/26/2009 11:45:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Jadehawk
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Quote# 63505

[Speaking on a tape distributed to militia groups in 1999]

As far as free America is concerned, we are in the death throes of America -- a free America. Most of our freedoms are gone. We're basically operating in a police state, and you'll see this as we go along. Martial law has not yet been declared, but it could be at any time. It could be this very night. It's that imminent. And we already have more foreign troops -- and I'll give you the numbers -- in this land -- in the forty-eight states -- than we have our own military left here that's not been shipped somewhere overseas, so the takeover could happen at any given hour -- not a month away or anything.

Retired Army Colonel Jim Ammerman, Huffington Post 14 Comments [6/26/2009 8:35:06 AM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 63504

I suggest that Americans get their arms to be ready to defend themselves and their own homes when they come knocking on your door, demanding your food, demanding your money, and raping your wives. The U.N. troops will be here to start patrolling the cities, the streets, the highways, and we will be under, basically, European rule.

Major James F. Linzey; U.S. Army Chaplain, Huffington Post Article 30 Comments [6/25/2009 10:38:08 AM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 63476

The planned October 9, 2009 bombing of the moon by a NASA orbiter that will bomb the moon with a 2-ton kinetic weapon to create a 5 mile wide deep crater as an alleged water-seeking and lunar colonization experiment, is contrary to space law prohibiting environmental modification of celestial bodies. The NASA moon bombing, a component of the LCROSS mission, may also trigger conflict with known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon as reported on the moon in witnessed statements by U.S. astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and in witnessed statements to NSA (National Security Agency) photos and documents regarding an extraterrestrial base on the dark side of the moon.

If the true intent of the LCROSS mission moon bombing is a hostile act by NASA against known extraterrestrial civilizations and settlements on the moon, then NASA and by extension the U.S. government are guilty of aggressive war which is the most serious of war crimes under the U.N. Charter and the Geneva Conventions, to which the U.S. is subject. The U.N. Outer Space Treaty, which the U.S. has ratified, requires that “ The moon and other celestial bodies shall be used by all States Parties to the Treaty exclusively for peaceful purposes. The establishment of military bases, installations and fortifications, the testing of any type of weapons and the conduct of military manoeuvres on celestial bodies shall be forbidden.” 98 nations have ratified and 125 nations have signed the U.N. Outer Space Treaty.

Alfred Lambremont Webre, Examiner 27 Comments [6/24/2009 6:58:57 PM]
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Quote# 63419

Quote from: vCFy7W3SFb on June 18, 2009, 07:13:18 PM
"Investigators said they also found a notebook in the car with handwritten notes saying, "The Holocaust is a lie. Obama was created by Jews. Obama does what his Jew owners tell him to do. Jews captured America's money. Jews control the mass media.""

Was there a copy of the Koran on the dashboard too? (Like the 911 planted evidence) And a book called "How to Kill" with mapquest directions to the museum? (The Koran would be replaced by "the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.")

The whole von Brunn scenario fits the M.O. of an agency concoction from start to finish. A complete array of evidence pointing to all the right hot buttons to demonize the right and conspiracy theorists. They probably even wrote the press releases beforehand to save time.

The child porn just pushes it over the top, pointing to an intelligence set-up. Hell, why not hit the trifecta and promote internet 2 while they're at it. I bet 90% of online child porn users are cops in sting operations. Everyone hates child porn, stopping it is such an unassailable noble cause. It's a major, red flag calling card IMO. They don't know when to stop setting the scene. Trace von Brunn back and see who was really pulling his strings. He was no doubt under heavy duty mind control.

BoxcarJack, PrisonPlanet 9 Comments [6/24/2009 3:38:39 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 63417

About once a month me and my family have what we refer to as "bug out drills". We time the drills to see just how long it takes for us to assemble our gear, get ourselves dressed, and actually make it to our temporary bug out location which is a couple of mile away. The exact day is never known in advance by our children, as we want the drill to be as real as possible.

If you've never done this, you'll be amazed at the things you'll forget to grab, how long it actually takes for everyone to get dressed from a cold start, and the amount difficulty involved in carrying a fully loaded pack through the underbrush. Afterwards we have a little picnic made from our rations before heading home.

At first none of us enjoyed it, but after a few drills it became something we all began looking forward to.

LLoyd45, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [6/22/2009 1:16:10 PM]
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Quote# 63380

(Response #5 to a blog entry on Bad Astronomy.)


I predict a major malfunction of LRO. Silence is an easy cover for lies.

Japan recently crashed its Kaguya Lunar Orbiter on the surface of the moon.
Despite Japan being the leader in camera technology, Kaguya, strangely, did not carry a camera with sufficient resolution to photograph Apollo landing site remnants.

This week, the Americans will launch the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter from Cape Canaveral whose main mission is to silence moon hoax conspiracists. It is scheduled for a four-day journey to the moon whereupon it will conduct a one-year mission to survey the moon. The LRO is allegedly carrying a camera with ample resolution to photograph Apollo landing site remnants.

Although several lunar orbiters have been sent to the moon by the United States and other nations, strangely, not a single orbiter since Lunar Orbiter 5, sent to the moon by the United States in 1967, has carried a camera with sufficient resolution to photograph objects the size of Apollo remnants. Unfortunately, in 1967 there were no alleged Apollo remnants yet on the moon.

One of the pillars of the scientific method is independent verification. If Apollo was a NASA lie, the same people that lied are doing the verification. Sad.


Neil, Bad Astronomy 14 Comments [6/21/2009 1:06:52 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 63373

If the sun’s light could reach "so-called" Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; “there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?” But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).

...

Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD

Punisher, godlikeproductions 97 Comments [6/21/2009 1:01:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Dudely
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Quote# 63337

i see alot of children in these milab programs. unfortunately, the pendulum swings both ways. some of these children scare the crap out of me. they are indoctrinated into some sort of satanic program and wield great power in the negative sense. this seems to be all military / alien. not sure about just the alien aspect of things. by and large.. the "free" aliens appear to be nicer. some of those we label has being horrifically mercenery, view us as barbaric and archaic. how many species turn on their own kind? rape their own ? children.. eat their own kind? i don't know of any other species that does this outside of mankind.

these human workers in these programs scare me more than aliens do. some of these guys are highly satanic and barbaric. it's even doubtful that they are fully "there"

this is another reason why little information gets out. these workers are under heavy mind control and / or completely taken over by entities. entities... military created or real "aliens"

the military is not only dealing with clones, and prototypes, but there is another kind. i don't know what it is, but it is far more advanced.

dhaliamia, http://people.tribe.net 19 Comments [6/19/2009 8:23:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Red Dragon Disciple
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Quote# 63303

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything like that but it seems to me that if you are truly an American citizen, all you need to do is show your bona fides and that's it.

My personal guess is that Obama is the public face of a very nasty and harmful (at least to the U.S.) group of people who want to run this country right into the ground. I strongly suspect that people like Soros might be a part of it. I think Obama was picked because he is personable and of course, black. I have no doubt this was all well planned. It doesn't stand to reason that someone who has not had experience running anything, not so much as a lemonade stand, can rise to the U.S. Senate and almost immediately become a rock star. He never paid any dues or did anything that most politicians do before they run for president. I don't think his giving the keynote speech at the Democratic Convention in 2004 was a fluke...it was a coordinated effort to get him on the national stage in a memorable way....and it worked. You cannot get from being a community organizer to president without a lot of money and powerful help. That's just a fact. By all rights, Hillary Clinton should probably have been the nominee but whoever is behind this whole deal knows that the Clintons march to their own drummer and not to anyone else's and therefore she had to lose. I know this sounds strange but it's what I think. Also, I consider it a peculiar point that McCain was ahead in the polls right before the economy tanked. Soros later commented that he had a very good crisis. He made a pile of money off the misery in other words. I think that this whole thing goes a lot deeper than anyone can imagine. But, hiding the birth certificate is weird and one day I guess we'll all find out but not before it's way past too late to do anything about it.

jb777, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [6/17/2009 6:38:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 63291

I've got some weird thoughts sometimes and this one crossed my mind earier tonight so I thought I would share.

With so many claims of alien abduction, alien and UFO sightings, I throw this out here for discussion.

I remember a quote from jurassic park by Jeff Goodblum. "They will find a way"

Are alien visitors manipulating are thoughts or our genetic structure to create or complete bisexual way of conception? Is it somehow a way to help protect our human race from extinction? If by some way one sex of our race had some crazy infectious disease or was wiped off the planet by some means, are they helping us to evolve? Evolve in a certain way by helping us be able to convieve by sexual relations of the same sex or even a-sexually?

These thoughts crossed my mind with all the prop 8 commercials on television as of late.

I believe in the UFO's whole heartedly and I am know way trying to poke fun or make humor out of anyones sexual lifestyle. These are genuine honest questions.

Your thoughts are appreciated.

malignant_tumor, Above Top Secret 23 Comments [6/17/2009 5:44:10 PM]
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Quote# 63199

You will be "BEGGING" a gun toting Patriot to protect you, when this country gets invaded, YES you will! You will of course deny it at this time, but it is true. First, your kind will try to embrace the enemy, but after you see alot of your fellow "Free Thinkers" get executed, you run like hell and look for somebody to protect you. Please do not run to me? I am a very soft hearted person in most cases, but in a case where you turn on your fellow Americans, I would shoot you and all the others that approach me for help. I could NEVER trust you and you would be a threat to the safety of my family and myself. Call me a gun lover or any other juvenile names you choose, but I will survive with honor.

Cherokee Pride, Topix 40 Comments [6/14/2009 5:40:41 PM]
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Quote# 63205

Earlier this year, Rep. Jose Serrano, D-N.Y. Introduced H. J. Res. 5, a bill that would repeal The Constitution’s 22nd Amendment which prohibits a president from being elected to more than two terms in office, thus potentially paving the way to make Barack Obama president for life. Not Surprisingly, the corporate media currently caught up in Obama-mania has not covered this story. Will George W. Bush end up being the last true U.S. President?” Asked Sher Zieve, writing for the Canadian Free Press on January 14. His intention is to become another Hugo Chavez or Adolf Hitler. He wants to take over the world, even if it means destroying the last free country on the planet. Not only has Obama established his election-fraud organization ACORN nationwide, his adherents have now begun the process to repeal The U.S. Constitution’s 22nd Amendment. True, that it is now mid-year and not much has been done about this bill, but the bill is still there, just waiting for the right time to surface again. And, the Supreme Court is in the bag for Obama, so you won’t hear much from that end. They’ll sneak it in somehow with some other bill, and since nobody reads anything, they’ll sign it and, PRESTO, KING OBAMA IS CROWNED!

DefendUSx, Lynn Dartez, RepubX 20 Comments [6/12/2009 11:58:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 63135

A CHALLENGE TO ALL GEOLOGISTS ON EARTH
OUR SCIENCE OF HOW EARTH WORKS IS NOT CORRECT.
IF SUBDUCTION DOESN’T EXIST, SCIENCE MUST DEFINE THE EARTH AS GROWING. IF IT’S GROWING, EVERYTHING IN SCIENCE MUST CHANGE.



(I am quite serious about this. I’m not angry nor do I disrespect geology. In fact I’m saying geology is the key science that may and must now open the door to all of science’s future this century, and it’s a damn shame. Geology doesn’t take its responsibility seriously.)

If there was a time, friend geologist, to challenge me, this is the time. Perhaps the last time before I publicly challenge the last 40 years of wrong geological theory before it‘s built up again. My main target:

There is no subduction. No plates subduct. Subduction is unscientific and untrue, the ramifications of which are world shaking. And… the Earth grows! (You may have heard this before, so I caution you. This is not your father’s Earth expanding theory.) Earth is growing, not expanding, and therein lies the past-error who's answer lies in physics and not geology. Still here we mainly talk geology.

You think Earth growing is silly, but you have been taught to think that. Suppose you learned it the other way? Suppose it’s you who have been fed wrong thinking and swallowed it hook, line and stinker. Suppose YOU’VE been convinced of something you will soon laugh at! You believe the Earth eats its own crust and it has been devoured and is magically gone! At least 3/4’s of the surface coating is gone. Doesn’t that, on the face of it, seem odd? It is odd you know. 5 billion years ago this granitic mostly melted coating covered the Earth, correct?

Neal Adams, A CHALLENGE TO ALL GEOLOGISTS ON EARTH 40 Comments [6/10/2009 11:42:42 AM]
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Quote# 63099

[TV is going digital, so of course, Rapture Ready is panicking]

big brother will be watching you ....

and will suddenly find out who watches FOX news for the truth

Architectlink, RR 47 Comments [6/8/2009 8:19:36 AM]
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Quote# 63083

[Conclusion of an article titled "The Holocaust Happened"]

We could describe the mass rapes and killings that took place in Berlin. The millions who were still in forced British labour camps long after the war. The emptying of large parts of eastern Germany of entire populations. The fire raids on Dresden that killed over 100,000 women and children in a designated Red Cross city. The random shooting down of any prisoner caught in SS uniform. The thousands of men and women who comitted suicide rather than face the horrors of occupation..only lack of space prevents us listing THOUSANDS of recorded incidents. We could speak about the innocent men and women dragged before ILLEGAL war crimes tribunals of which Nuremberg was only one. Yes we can admit the Holocaust. The Holocaust perpetrated by the Internationalist controlled Allied powers, acting on the orders of their World Masters - the eternal Dominators from whom the order went out "exterminate the German people!"

British People's Party, British People's Party 34 Comments [6/8/2009 8:18:56 AM]
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Quote# 63010

[Part of an article claiming that children with ADHD are really the new "Aquarian" race.]

The process of human evolution has produced five distinct races of Earthlings over the course of history. Life began with the Polarian race, and evolved into the Hyperborean race, then into the Lemurian race, and further into the Atlantian race. The fifth and present race is called the Aryan race. Evolution is preparing for the development of the sixth race – a race more mentally gifted with extraordinary brain capabilities than any of it predecessors. This up and coming evolving race is called the Aquarian race.

Today’s children are extremely fortunate recipients of the most dynamic developments of human nature, especially the progression of the human brain. The brain’s development from intellect to intuition will bring about much greater levels of mental capabilities in consciousness, intelligence and spirituality than has ever been witnessed before. Aquarian rays of energy that are permeating our planet will resonate neuron cells and the brain’s alpha frequency will register wisdom on a higher cosmic realm, producing thought of a new reality. This new revolution of thought will find its grounds of fertilization and development in the minds of the young. These children are either rebelling against the conformity of the present day reality or highly intelligent and conscious of the need of a greater reality. These highly gifted minds are being called Aquarian Children. They are the parents of the future Aquarian race.


Trialfa Omega, The Institute of Nungkyyii 39 Comments [6/6/2009 5:47:35 AM]
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Submitted By: ausador
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Quote# 62942

Some demon has been hacking into my web site and changing the spelling to discredit this information so please email me if you see this as it is very hard to keep up with.

Know this the Men who said Obama will get assassinated are not stupid they know if this really does happen they will be first under the spot light so take this warning with a grain of salt but still watch because if this does come to pass all hell will break loose within days of it happening. It looks like Obama is poised to make the one week peace agreement with many which he would break in the middle. Only God knows for sure. July 4 th in Egypt is the same day the U.S. and Israel's Massive nation wide drills end so it seems very much timed to perfection. Live by faith and not by fear as fear is why Esau gave up his birth Wright as he feared he would die = he did have the Holy spirit in his heart of the Spirit of Love would have cast out fear.

I was warned Obama will be assassinated and maybe this Thursday June 4th used as the pretext to Launch a massive Nuclear attack on Iran and Syria. Damascus destruction. Which will lead to Project Blue beam and the false Second coming see this information below.

All signs are in place for this to happen soon very soon. If this Happens it will be the Americans who did this to them selves as they have just sent 3000 secret service men the very likely to prepare the same style event as the Kennedy Assassinations which were carried out by the U.S. C.I.A. or the U.S. Secret service.



Abba's Watchman, Abba's Watchman 27 Comments [6/3/2009 1:37:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 62842

MEN IN BLACK

GOVERNMENT AGENTS OR EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL ENFORCERS

Men in Black (also called MIBs) are alleged to visit individuals who have witnessed a UFO and warn them not to tell others about what they have seen. Men in Black supposedly use all forms of persuasion to silence UFO witness-including the threat of deadly force if necessary. These Men in Black are usually seen in groups of three and are thought to be either extra terrestrial enforcers or government intelligence agents. Men in Black are responsible for silencing witnesses to UFOs and ensuring that UFO events are kept hidden from the public.

Men in Black pose as salesmen, utility repairmen or agents of the government to gain access to UFO witnesses. They harass UFO witnesses through phone calls and surprise visits. Men in Black are alleged to drive black vintage Buicks or Lincoln town cars.

AboveTopSecret.com, Above Top Secret 25 Comments [6/1/2009 6:30:49 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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