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Quote# 70090

Churchers are not suppose to be paying taxes so [Kent] Hovind is an innocent man. Hovind did not steal the money and by mansions for himself like the TV preachers do. Hovind was trying to preach agianst evil men like PZ Myers. The devil did not like this so he used rich evil men and woman to lock Hovind away to shut him up.

One of the evil child molesting prosecutors of Hovind killed himself to avoid going to jail. So you see the people who went after him were wicked and wanted to stop him from telling the world Jesus is.


Then phoney christians did not come to Hovinds aid. TBN, Inspriation network, CBN, American center for law and justice, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, President Bush all turned theirs backs on Hovind because none of those people love Jesus.

Heavens Janitor, Pharyngula 42 Comments [1/31/2010 6:19:35 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70089

A dark secret that most people don't know is that offerings are regularly made to Lucifer in the occult. I've heard Heavy Metal Rock bands, like Megadeth, refer to their latest album as “an offering.” Each album is an offering to Satan. Sex is synonymous with the occult, Luciferian worship and Satanism. The MTV video for FEARLESS, presents Taylor Swift as if being offered. Stupid Americans don't even realize what is going on. MTV's videos, thousands of them, portray women wearing seductive clothing, in luring positions, as if being offered in an occult ritual. It is creepy if you understand the occult. If you scoff and don't believe what I'm saying, it is only because you are woefully ignorant of how the occult works, and their demonic agenda and the DEPTHS OF SATAN (Revelation 2:24).

Some think the 911-attacks were actually an offering to Satan, clearly marked by the occult symbol featured at the 911 Memorial. I would tend to agree. People who refuse to study are doomed to be fools the rest of their life.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 85 Comments [1/31/2010 6:17:46 PM]
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Quote# 70050

(In response to being told that there were gays and lesbians around when she was young.)

There's a reason they say "ignorance is bliss!" It was nice back when it wasn't shoved in our kids' faces. My daughter had "one" for calculus at The University of Texas and I was visiting and sat in on her class one time. Talk about being totally clueless- not only did I have not a clue about the math being taught, having studiously avoided as much math as possible in my own college career, but now this he/she/it is up there teaching it. My daughter liked the person and thought it was a good teacher. Just stranger than hell to me, but it's a different world.

Retro, Free Conservatives 47 Comments [1/31/2010 5:17:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Equalist
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Quote# 70037

[This anti-gay cartoon was published in a student-run newspaper at the University of Notre Dame]



“What’s the easiest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?"

“No idea.”

“A baseball bat.”

Unknown, advocate.com 66 Comments [1/31/2010 1:00:59 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70069

Dr. King was a communist, plagiarist, drunkard, woman beater, adulterous,violent whore addict, a pagan. He was financed by the KGB. He had a “doctorate” in theology. His degree was a fraud, like Mike Huckabee’s.

Incitatus, Moonbattery 48 Comments [1/31/2010 12:40:21 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70018

[Comment on CNN article about the Pat Robertson "deal with the devil" comment]

I've just watched a few videos on Voodoo at YouTube. Now I know that Robertson is absolutely right. This cult is absolutely demonic and barbaric. We all should thank the living God that he intervened in Haiti and destroyed many of those cult places together with the priests.

TomAtCNN, CNN iReport 58 Comments [1/30/2010 6:27:20 PM]
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Submitted By: RySenkari
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Quote# 70013

Here are two official slogans or mottos. As I rehearse them for you, ask yourself where these originated.

* “Politics do not belong in the church.”

* “The church must be separate from the state.”

These mottos did not come from the ACLU, nor from Americans United for the Separation of Church and State, nor from the Freedom from Religion Foundation. No, these slogans, word for word, came directly from the mind of Adolph Hitler. These were official slogans of the Nazi Party, adopted in the mid-1930s and relentlessly hammered into the minds of the compliant German population by the Nazi propaganda machine. In essence, what Hitler said to German pastors was this: “I don’t care what you teach your congregations, as long as you don’t talk about politics, and as long as you keep your voice inside the four walls of your churches.”

Why did Hitler do this? For one simple reason. He knew that the only force in Germany which could keep him from fulfilling his totalitarian ambitions was the church of Jesus Christ. He knew that if could not silence the voice of the church, he could not exercise total domination over the German people. He also knew that if he could silence the voice of the church, nothing could stand in his way. The church and its leaders meekly capitulated to this form of tyranny, and 25 million people died as a result, six million of them Jews. Secular fundamentalists in the United States know the same thing that Hitler knew. The only thing that stands in their way of the total takeover of our culture, the final removal of any mention of God from the public arena, and the shredding of the last remains of our Judeo-Christian value system, is the church of Jesus Christ.

Bryan Fischer, American Family Association 88 Comments [1/30/2010 4:01:03 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70063

Its funny how many people think they are so valuable. Well for one thing they are correct. everyone in this world, born or unborn, is equal. and for those women, maybe they should have thought about the consequenses of their actions before going out into the world and having sex. if they got raped, well, maybe they shouldnt be out in dark alleyways at night. sorry, they are fully capable of their actions, they are not some little tots going round with a full possy out to protect them.

If they got raped by their friends, heck, they should have just broken up the friendship before its too late. Ever heard of council?

America is struggling and i feel ashamed to live in one of the only countries in the world that was founded of EQUALITY and yet practices abortion. For all we know that child could have grown up and done something abosalutely amazing!!!!!!!!

You keep bringing up women's wellfare, and that is a good point. But let me bring to your attention, when was the last time you made a sacrifice for someone? was it painstakingly hard on you? well i got news for you pal. A human life is not worth pain and suffering. a human life is not worth another human life. even if you will die in childbirth, heck, you should be GRATEFUL that you are giving your life not in vain, but to the benefit of another unborn soul who will live a fuller life than you. again, egocentricity is people's greatest weakness.

the-predicesor, DeviantArt 76 Comments [1/30/2010 3:53:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Lin
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Quote# 70061

[Regarding the Burj Khalifa in Duba]

Let'em build it to the moon. Let'em build it to heaven. We all know what happened to the last bunch who thought it was a good idea to do the impossible and try to rise above a flood and be as high as G-d.

This time I don't think he will be quite as forgiving and just make them speak new languages... Something tells me He's gonna level that building along with every other modern day Ziggeraut, and mountain, and hill. Then again I would say that would be the least of the worlds worries when it happened.

SPYDYR, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [1/30/2010 2:43:51 PM]
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Quote# 70056

[U.S. military weapons inscribed with Bible references by manufacturers.]

The Bible references are put there intentionally. But, that’s not the point. The point is that these idiot reporters and godless libtards are freaking out over this, towing the KKK line of “separation of church and state.” (If you don’t know about the KKK’s relationship to the “separation of church and state” statement, I’ll give you a hint: The phrase is part of the swearing in ceremony for the KKK, and the Supreme Court Justice who put that phrase into the legal vernacular was a member of the KKK...)

DoctorBulldog, Free Republic 40 Comments [1/30/2010 2:39:36 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70010

There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.

Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.

God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.

Kathy, Yahoo!Answers 94 Comments [1/30/2010 10:04:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Byne
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Quote# 69997

[The result of ending "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?]

A list should be made, I’ll start with a few:

1. More AIDS blood (etc) bleeding onto people who don’t have it yet.

2. More homosexual rape (and moves on) of other homosexuals and normal men (and women).

3. After #2, violence against homosexuals.

4. Loss of morale - big time - due to the above reasons, plus the favoritism homosexuals will show each other.

5. Mass exodus from the military of normal men (and women), leaving a weakened and pathetic military with a huge number of homosexuals.

It will ruin the military as we know it. And if anyone says “Well, Britain etc has homosexuals in the military and they’re fine” - my answer is:

They are “Fine”? Ask them. Plus no military compares with the US military. You want our military as “great” as what the British is now? Or as great as the Netherland’s military?

little jeremiah, Free Republic 60 Comments [1/30/2010 9:57:31 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70075

Evolutionary theory has been dis-proven. It is a political front for the "progressive" agenda for global domination and population reduction, to about 100-200 million. They want us to return to a cave-man lifestyle, while they sit pretty in their mansions in the sky and lord it over us. Then they can have their pick of the "litter" of slaves, for personal pleasure and service.

Sickos!

jamvaru, Opera Forum 59 Comments [1/30/2010 4:55:25 AM]
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Quote# 70073

Jesus regularly advocated burning sinners to death.

Prof0705, Conservapedia 49 Comments [1/30/2010 4:55:23 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 70071

Also, just because a majority of American's voted Democrat in 2008 does not mean we Republicans are somehow in the minority. That statement makes no sense. We surround them!

Unknown Craigslist poster, Craigslist 45 Comments [1/30/2010 4:55:22 AM]
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Quote# 70049

[after being laughed at for being a hypocrite who features lesbian porn on his YouTube channel]

I honestly dont think Im doing wrong but jacking off to hot girls fucking each other. Its not like Im cumming to two guys sucking each others? penis's.

God is against people having sex with the same gender.

CageFreeWaffIe , YouTube 67 Comments [1/30/2010 4:54:04 AM]
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Submitted By: demodocos
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Quote# 70031



Conservapedia, Conservapedia 54 Comments [1/30/2010 4:53:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Tyler
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Quote# 70016

It is an axiom of contemporary marital life that if a wife is not in the mood, she need not have sex with her husband. Here are some arguments why a woman who loves her husband might want to rethink this axiom.
[...]
Compared to most womens sexual nature, mens sexual nature is far closer to that of animals. So what? That is the way he is made. Blame God and nature. Telling your husband to control it is a fine idea. But he already does. Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control. He has married knowing he will have to deny his sexual natures desire for variety for the rest of his life. To ask that he also regularly deny himself sex with the one woman in the world with whom he is permitted sex is asking far too much. Deny him enough times and he may try to fill this need with another woman.

Dennis Prager, Townhall.com 55 Comments [1/30/2010 4:52:52 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69996

"My only point is that gays can also be good parents."

Well that depends on how you define "good parent" doesn't it. Suppose Adam and Steve are living together with Adam's 13 year old biological son named Billy. Adam and Steve both love little Billy, who is now approaching adolescence and starting to wonder about girls and about what it means to be a man. Little Billy hears daddy getting corn-holed every night by Steve. "Ughhh ughhh ughhh....oh Steve, oh yes, put it in me.....". And you're going to sit here and try to tell me that this is not going to screw with little Billy's head? You're going to tell me that this is not going to confuse little Billy about what it means to be a man? About how he should interact with other men and with women?

I don't care if Adam and Steve say they love little Billy or not, it's child abuse. They are screwing with the kids head. John Lennon once said "all you need is love". Well you know what, John Lennon was full of crap. It takes more than love and good intentions. And just because you use the word "love" in a sentence, it doesn't mean that everything you do is therefor AOK. You want to play statistical games with me? Bring it on, pal. I'll show you a hell of a lot more statistics that show that children raised in "loving" gay home have about a zillion times more probability of long term mental problems. (Ya, ya, I know, you're going to tell me that "I know this guy who" was raise by gay parent and turned out to be a wonderful person, etc. etc., as if I were actualy going to believe you.)

Practicing gays raising children is child abuse, and this has been shown by study after study, covering thousands of children, across decades of time. Love is NOT "all you need" (Ya, ya, I know, this makes me an evil, bigoted, homophobic gay basher.)

NurdlyPeon, Free Republic 66 Comments [1/30/2010 4:52:42 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69978

As Christians, we are notorious for caring about other people's problems, which is one of the reasons why everybody hates us so much.

azlan, Christianforums.net 65 Comments [1/29/2010 10:11:47 PM]
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Submitted By: A stranger
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Quote# 69977

[Check out the irony in this one, from Rapture Ready]

I visited Haiti in 1984, and when I was there a missionary told us you couldn't understand the Haitian mindset without understanding voodoo. Someone who practices voodoo is always seeing signs everywhere--a world full of omens. I had no personal experience with voodoo while there except for 1 weird occurrence. I was in a store and a person there was visibly spooked by my blue eyes. (I guess that would fall into the omen thing).

booklover, RR 32 Comments [1/29/2010 10:11:42 PM]
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Quote# 69950

The United States' laws are based on Biblical laws, including the First Amendment allowing us to worship freely. The fact that this was founded as a true Christian nation is what makes it the best place on Earth for Jews, atheists and Muslims alike. And all of this is why people like the ACLU are not anti-religion--they're anti-Christian.

Steven Crowder, YouTube 51 Comments [1/29/2010 2:03:10 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 69972

A term which in itself is a paradox, because no such thing as an atheist. (To say there is no God you are claiming to know every little thing about the universe, so that you are claiming to be God) It is though, the name given to a group of self-righteous, haughty, science-destroying, liberal, monkey-worshiping jackasses who claim there is no God. They are religious nuts bent on forcing their RELIGION down everyone else's throats. (Don't tell me Atheism isn't a religion. You are putting your faith in a magical explosion which defies about every law of physics there is to occur. Also, a=no the=God ism=belief. The BELIEF or RELIGION that there is no God.) They typically like to think that their "science" makes them smarter than everyone else, when in actuality all of the "science" they have to offer is complete horse shit. They are trying to overtake the world, making them no better than the Communists or the Nazis. They are also known as "liberals", "free-thinkers", "non-theists", and "flat-earthers". (The last name was coined to them because their set of beliefs is against science). I'm not trying to prove my religion, which I am not sharing. I am trying to show the general public the light on these monsters. I know there are some that don't nark on religion all the time, I have friends like that and they are awesome, but it takes one drop of kerosene to ruin a whole bowl of cereal.
Flat-Earther: Because I am an Atheist, I am far more intellectually developed than you. I will deny the laws of thermodynamics to the end, but I am still more scientific than you. Now bow to my religion or else you will be charged for a hate crime.

Laceration, Urbandictionary 63 Comments [1/29/2010 11:28:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Kieranfoy
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Quote# 69970

Am I a Nazi? Of course. Am I a racist? Yes. Do I hate faggots? Certainly. You also won't admit it, but you also hate me because I am a real Christian, and not some smarmy advocate of Churchianity who's fool enough to think that 'God loves everyone.' Frankly, I don't mind if you hate me for them. But it still doesn't change the fact that any right-minded person, and even the Lord Himself, hates faggots for their sexual degeneracy, bug-chaser.

RAHOWARRIOR, Argue With Everyone 66 Comments [1/29/2010 11:27:24 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70003

The speed of light in a perfect vacuum cannot be measured without first obtaining a perfect vacuum. Light has been measured traveling at many different speeds, some of them far in excess of the "textbook" rate.

CTD, Evolution Fairy Tale Forum 52 Comments [1/29/2010 9:11:10 AM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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