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Quote# 77725

Indeed, God established kings to rule. We don't read that God wanted any kings wife to be declared a leader.

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In any event, the Bible is clear that men are to lead in the political realm, military realm and church realm, in the home and elsewhere. The Bible is equally clear as to the duty of women, and it's different from that of men.

The Founders understood this which is partly why women were barred from holding political office and not allowed to vote.

When rebellious women began demanding to be allowed to vote, the fundamentalist pastors and churches stood firm against this because it was seen as a violation of biblical principle.

Of course, as with most things, what the church once stood firmly against, once it became acceptable in society at large, the church gradually dropped their standards and embraced the new way. We have seen this not only within the realm of women in politics and voting, but also in the realm of dress, divorce, "birth control", women pastors, homosexual pastors, viewing of movies, obeying the the law, etc.

John81, Online Baptist 83 Comments [11/30/2010 6:05:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 77702

Indian village bans cell phones for unwed women
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The Lank village council feared young men and women were secretly calling one another to arrange forbidden elopements.

Last month, 34 couples eloped in Muzaffarnagar district, where Lank is located in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh, police said. Among the couples who eloped, eight honor killings have been reported in the last month, police said.

Lank village council, Businessweek 59 Comments [11/30/2010 5:59:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Hertzyscowicz
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Quote# 77690

[In response to "I wish more people would realize that we could shut these cartels down permanently with nothing more than a stroke of a pen. All we need to do is legalize the drugs they derive their profits from."]

you're kidding right? I guess we could end murder too by making killing legal and calling it by a different name..

Drugs directly and indirectly kill up to 350,000 Americans per year ( with a tripling of deaths in the past 5 years from LEGAL drugs like oxycodone, morphine, percocet etc) According to the US Dept of Labor and Statistics drug usage leads to billions in loss of productivity............I could go on like this all day, but it seems redundant to belabor the point--evil and sin lead to death and misery...it doesn't matter if it's a stroke of a pen by a human saying it is okay...sorceries and pharmaceuticals destroy lives..

jackson64, RR 73 Comments [11/29/2010 4:39:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiberius
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Quote# 77693

On the HGTV show "House Hunters" it seems as if 1 in 5 couples looking for a house are homosexual.

Yesterday two men were looking for larger "family home" because they are ready to adopt children. The hosts of the show mention it in such a matter-of-fact manner you have to remind yourself it's two guys, not a normal married couple.

When my beautiful cousin suddenly dumped her husband and "married" a woman in a lavish ceremony --happily attended by their parents, friends, family-- that did it for me. It was apparent our culture no longer viewed marriage as a sacred union to be respected.

BarbT, RR 80 Comments [11/28/2010 5:47:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Mrs. Antichrist
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Quote# 77691

[I've always wondered why god always chose the ignorant, meek, humble and illiterate to reveal his precepts to.]

He says why -- to confound Homo sapienism:

1 Corinthians 1:27a But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise;

[Homo Sapienism?! What on earth is that meant to mean?]

The belief that we are Homo sapiens, along with all the scientific justification and associated rhetoric.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 59 Comments [11/28/2010 5:46:21 AM]
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Quote# 77684

(Comment #3)

Bullying is indeed a severe problem and the homosexualists are the bullies. They have been brutal and vicious to the Boy Scouts of America for decades now. It is evil at it’s deepest extent on earth today, in my opinion. What is nearly as evil is how Christians frequently ignore the bullying of homosexualists and too often allow the bullies to run roughshod over the innocent and decent, like the Boy Scouts. Shame on the Christians who turn their heads away from the evil done my homosexualists and let the innoecnt be trampled over. Jeses would NEVER have done that.

Joel Mark, WorldMagBlog 67 Comments [11/28/2010 5:44:13 AM]
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Revenge is a Dish Best Served... Stupid?

Because protesting the funeral of children who did nothing wrong is the perfect solution here.

Quote# 77667

A controversial Kansas church is changing its protest plan after an incident in Oklahoma last week.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church said they want revenge after someone slashed the tires on their van during visit to protest a military funeral in McAlester. The group said it plans to now target funerals for Oklahoma children.

The group said it planned to picket the funeral of an 8-year-old Burneyville girl who died in an accident at the Love County Fairgrounds last week, although no protesters were seen near the services. The group said it would be in Owasso on Thursday to protest the funeral of a girl who died in a car crash.

The Westboro Baptist Church's website now reads "God Hates Oklahoma" and "The Lord curses them by killing Oklahoma's children and casting them into hell. Thank God for more dead children in Oklahoma."


Westboro Baptist Church, koco 185 Comments [11/27/2010 6:01:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Erowin
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Quote# 77658

(responding to a poster whose fundie mom destroyed many of his possessions because they were "of teh debbil")
Would you prosecute YOUR mother when she tries to protect you from poison? You would go after your own mother just because she got between you and your sin.....

Onlyonepath, ExChristian.net 45 Comments [11/27/2010 5:58:45 AM]
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Quote# 77606

One of the people in the group of almost 300 atheists/agnostics who visited the Creation Museum a few months ago wrote this on his blog:

It is in the minds and hearts of our children that the battle will be fought . . . .

Secular humanists understand that if you can brainwash children from an early age in evolution and an anti-Christian philosophy, they will capture their hearts and minds. Sadly, they are being very successful at this. As we have shown in the book, Already Gone—based on statistically valid research conducted by America’s Research Group—the two-thirds of young people who are leaving the church really are doing so because the church is not countering what the world is doing to indoctrinate them against the Bible’s history (particularly in Genesis).

All over the world, the secular humanists (who are a minority in the culture) are gaining ground, capturing new generations of kids. The Already Gone research also showed that children from the church are being lost much earlier than most people think—40% by the end of middle school and another 45% by the end of high school.

Ken Ham and C. Britt Beemer, Already Gone 64 Comments [11/27/2010 5:57:18 AM]
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Quote# 77657

"To say that homosexuality is an alternative form of sexuality is like saying that bulimia is an alternative form of eating or drunkenness is an alternative form of drinking. It is simple not true."

Rev. Bryan Guinness, Peoples Montreal 56 Comments [11/26/2010 2:09:43 PM]
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Quote# 77638

Atheist bullying is a problem in many public schools, where student populations are becoming increasingly atheist or non-religious and are less likely to keep their lack of faith out of school discourse. Atheist students are commonly engaging in persecution of Christian students, encouraged by the out-spoken nature of the growing number of adherents of New Atheism, such as Richard Dawkins.

In serious cases, atheist bullying has lead to Christian students being pulled out of public schools to undergo home-schooling or private tuition, as their academic life has become intolerable.

Many school shootings are thought to be related to atheist bullying. The most infamous, the Columbine shooting, was partly perpetrated by an atheist.

It is feared that the rising number of militant atheist students will lead to more frequent - and deadly - school shootings in the future.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 114 Comments [11/25/2010 6:00:17 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 77625

(in response to the U.S. Religious Knowledge Survey which demonstrates Atheists/Agnostics correctly answered more religious questions than those of religious belief)

Because most Atheists are closet-Christians and most evolutionists closet-creationists. The only reason they pretend/say they are Atheists is fear (i.e of being mocked or ridiculed). Most scientists actually embrace creation or intelligent design ideas but are too scared to speak out in fear of losing their jobs.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 92 Comments [11/25/2010 5:56:30 AM]
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Submitted By: chrol
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Quote# 77621

Evolution Must be Combatted

The utter incompatibility of Darwinian evolution and Sacred Scripture must be recognized. If belief in Adam and Eve is destroyed, then our entire Catholic Faith falls to pieces.

Because, if evolution is true then Adam and Eve did not even exist.

If Adam and Eve did not exist, then there is no such thing as original sin.

If there's no such thing as original sin, there is no need to be redeemed from original sin.

If there is no need for a redeemer, then there is no need for the Second Person of the Blessed Trinity to become Man and die on the Cross for our sins.

If there is no such thing as the Sacrifice of the Cross then there is no such thing as the sacrifice of the Mass, etc., etc., etc.

Evolution: Critical for the Atheist Agenda

Why is evolution kept alive? Why are we not told that Darwinism is dead? That there is devastating evidence against the theory of evolution? Because ___ if evolution is taken away, practically every major world view of our modern day will have nothing to support it and will come crashing to the ground. Modernism. Communism. Secular Humanism. Eugenics. The New Age Movement and even the atheistic United Nations ___ are all based upon the theory of evolution and could not survive without it. Take evolution away, and it would destroy the entire godless superstructure of our modern world in which all these erroneous ideas and institutions reign supreme.

John Vennari, Catholic Apologetics 106 Comments [11/24/2010 7:38:51 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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We're Not Racist! We Just Fail Genetics Forever! award

Quote# 77605

(From a lecture at the Creation Museum)


Terry Mortenson, No Jesus, No Peas 128 Comments [11/23/2010 5:02:47 AM]
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Quote# 77583


In the real world, being openly gay in the military can, and will, result in some of these folks getting their throats slit while on night ops by some real crazy military types. If you’re that bent on pushing your lifestyle choice in everybody’s face, the military isn’t the place to do it. But, go ahead and reap the results. You can’t complain when you’re dead.

junkmaninohio, The Daily Caller 62 Comments [11/23/2010 4:57:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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Quote# 77576

We have feminized the Medal of Honor.

According to Bill McGurn of the Wall Street Journal, every Medal of Honor awarded during these two conflicts has been awarded for saving life. Not one has been awarded for inflicting casualties on the enemy. Not one.

Gen. George Patton once famously said, "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other guy die for his."

When we think of heroism in battle, we used the think of our boys storming the beaches of Normandy under withering fire, climbing the cliffs of Pointe do Hoc while enemy soldiers fired straight down on them, and tossing grenades into pill boxes to take out gun emplacements.

That kind of heroism has apparently become passe when it comes to awarding the Medal of Honor. We now award it only for preventing casualties, not for inflicting them.

So the question is this: when are we going to start awarding the Medal of Honor once again for soldiers who kill people and break things so our families can sleep safely at night?

I would suggest our culture has become so feminized that we have become squeamish at the thought of the valor that is expressed in killing enemy soldiers through acts of bravery. We know instinctively that we should honor courage, but shy away from honoring courage if it results in the taking of life rather than in just the saving of life. So we find it safe to honor those who throw themselves on a grenade to save their buddies.

Jesus, in words often cited in ceremonies such as the one which will take place this afternoon, said, “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lays down his life for his friends” (John 15:13). So it is entirely right that we honor this kind of bravery and self-sacrifice, which is surely an imitation of the Lord of Lord and King of Kings.

However, Jesus’ act of self-sacrifice would ultimately have been meaningless - yes, meaningless - if he had not inflicted a mortal wound on the enemy while giving up his own life.

Bryan Fischer, Rightly Concerned 107 Comments [11/23/2010 4:57:04 AM]
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Quote# 77574

Muslims are not loyal to any country, including muslim lands. They only aknowledge the perverts of Islam and all the twisted sex permissable.
What if a country decided that the growth of evil was actually bad for the country? So, when you want to promote evil, you can have no loyalty to any country, just Satan.
It is the only way Islam can flourish. They must go only with Satan and keep out the good. A country can not be trusted NOT to promote what is good. Only Islam can be trusted to keep the paedophiles happy.

These are the pond scum of the earth. I will rejoice when their time is ended.

waterwillows, Bare Naked Islam 41 Comments [11/23/2010 4:56:49 AM]
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Quote# 77569

[After being informed that the red squirrel dying out and being replaced by the grey squirrel due to disease is a form of natural selection.]

The red squirrel is dying because the grey is spreading a disease. This is what happens when things mix. This has nothing to do with 'natural selection'.

The Bible says God created everything within a specific boundary and designated it an area. The greys are not native and have broken out of their indigeous habitat and are killing off the red squirrels.

I don't think you understand the term 'natural selection'.

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"[D]isease is an environmental factor. It is a form of natural selection in the same way that predation is: those who are affected do not pass on their genes, while those who avoid it (because of a behavioural, physiological, or geographical reason) do."

Only evolutionists believe disease is an environmental factor. The root of disease in the Bible is sin or faulty thinking or doing. Again this is the case where we have polar opposite beliefs on an issue.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 91 Comments [11/22/2010 4:53:29 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 77565

(Fundy explains what's behind the H1N1 flu. Emphasis in the original)

Already in the news today, is the medical community is finding that the H1N1 virus is beginning to mutate, and it is taking a new form. Of course it is!

We are causing this very phenomenon to happen. We are crossing deadly viruses within ourselves, multiple injections per year now, and they will all adapt to themselves, for that is what viruses do, they adapt!

Our medical system in this world, is driven by GREED, and all these people, not all but the vast majority of these research and developement doctors, see only the company’s bottom lines, are driven for money and big huge bonuses, and it is the companies they work for, that are going to be the result of what is too come from all of this unreasonable and uncontrollable desire to sell, sell and sell for the almighty dollar!
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God did not design us to be filled with injections with the very virus that comes and go! By continuously putting all these new viruses into your body, your immune system is being weakened every time. And when the new virus comes along mutated to form its own defences, all of those that get all of these shots, will be left with no defence at all. These doctors are playing God, and what they see, is the almighty dollar!

Humanity777, Humanity777's Blog 55 Comments [11/22/2010 4:52:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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The 'Exploding Giraffe' Award

Now get that image out of your head

Quote# 77556

My Creation science teacher once told the story of the Giraffe. He asked us, "how large the heart of a Giraffe is?"
We said, "most likely larger than that of a human."
He said, "Yes it is." That it takes a large heart to pump blood continuously up that long neck." He went on to say, "What happens to a Giraffe when it leans down to get a drink?"
We just stared at him.

If a Giraffe leans down to take a drink and the blood supply to the brain is not shut off the Giraffes head would explode or massively hemmorage. But what is amazing is that their is a valve placed in the system that closes off the blood supply when he leans down allowing the Giraffe to get a drink.

He then asked, "How many Giraffes heads exploded before evolution created the valve?" It was interesting.

At any rate, His point was we were all created by species in like form as we are today. We do not need to try and fit our Bile into science.

mikhen7, Rapture Forums 117 Comments [11/20/2010 12:29:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 77534

What could be more symbolic of the willful decline of civilization that this:

"Following San Francisco's lead, Los Angeles County and city officials are urging people, businesses and government to switch off nonessential lights for one hour next month to save energy."

By "nonessential," they don't mean lights you're not using anyway. They mean lights you don't need to perform emergency surgery. In the original "Earth Hour" in Sydney, 2.2 million people supposedly turned out the lights in homage to the Earth Goddess.

Supposedly turning off all the lights will prolong the Earth's doom by limiting the CO2 emitted in the generation of electricity. Breathing also emits CO2. Maybe instead of "Earth Hour" we should try "Earth Minute," where we save the polar bears by holding our breath.

Beyond the pointless symbolism, the implication is clear. If we want to save the planet, we need to turn out the lights on human civilization and return to the darkness for which liberals seem to long.

Van Helsing, Moonbattery 104 Comments [11/18/2010 4:56:18 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 77533

I know the song highway to hell was written by satan himself. Its his celebratory anthem about going to hell and the people sing along whole heartedly. They wont be singing it when they start burning though.... So many lost souls that he has fooled.

JulieBeth, RR 93 Comments [11/18/2010 4:55:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Amber
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Critical Science Failure

Anyone else think Super Sport had a kid?

Quote# 77519

Gravity is a theory, not a proven fact.

The effects of gravity can be explained by other theories. An example would be the acceleration theory which asserts the earth is actually moving 'upward' at a constant rate of 1g (9.8m/sec^2). This produces the same effect as "gravity".

See there are different theories for the same phenomena - and none are facts, they are just theories.

Cassiterides, Evolution Fairytale Forum 241 Comments [11/17/2010 4:55:38 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 77513

The homosexual marriage movement is an attack on human rights in the name of human rights. It seeks to disenfranchise voters on the legal definition of marriage and to force unwilling citizens to provide discriminatory benefits and subsidies for a lifestyle choice most find to be disgusting and damaging.

Jim, TOPIX 56 Comments [11/17/2010 4:51:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 77442

Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on traditional laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century.

Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Biblical scientific foreknowledge 91 Comments [11/17/2010 4:47:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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