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Quote# 78435

(Hawaii governor releasing the President's birth record)

Well, sounds like the Hawaian government finally came up with a good fake to show the world just how stupid they think we are. The idiot was born in a shack in Africa dumbass.

Tazeeyore, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [12/31/2010 9:37:52 AM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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Quote# 78359

Government monitors RR?

With the US governemnt becoming more interested in censoring free speech and monitoring online content, do you think they are already keeping tabs on this site? Do you think they log posts and compile profiles on members here? Do you think they go so far as to register and infiltrate posing as members?

[Note: There is a poll attached to this thread, and at the time of this quote submission, 56 out of 63 respondents have voted that yes, the government does monitor what is said on RR.]

Tesla, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [12/29/2010 5:57:28 AM]
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Quote# 78281

There is not a doubt in my military mind that in America and England the flame of revolution burns bright.

In the words of Twisted Sister, we aren't gonna take it anymore.

In fact, here in Montana the revolution has already begun - last summer in Hamilton scores of heavily armed militia marched down the main street in a Patriotic display directed against our oppressive federal government.

Also, numerous sheriffs in Montana have been warned by Patriots not to allow federal official into their counties for any purpose other than to deliver the mail.

The Tea Party is the peaceful arm of The Second American Revolution with the focus on winning elections; however, in nearly every state in the Union, armed Patriot militias are either in existence, or being formed.

Who knows? After this winter of our discontent, the spring may bring sounds of civil war. If revolution does break out in America it will quickly spread to England.

In the words of one wag, "When America sneezes, England gets a cold."

Ronbo, Sarah Maid of Albion 31 Comments [12/26/2010 3:45:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Wise Son
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Quote# 78194

4 months ago, a space ship visited me at night and one of the occupants came into my bedroom. I suddenly felt like I was in a trance, and it for whatever reason seemed natural and calming to me. I felt like I was dreaming and genuinely thought I was for some time later.

The extra terrestrial creature touched me and I immediately felt intense passion for him. We ended up having sex in my bed, and then I got the feeling that he had to leave, but would be back in the future.

I woke up in the morning and felt like normal, but vividly remembered my dream. I realized I was pregnant when I missed my period and took a test. I'm single and a virgin if you don't count the experience in that dream. I haven't had a boyfriend for over a year and certainly have no way I could be pregnant.

I didn't go to the doctor during the first trimester because I was afraid it was true and the doctor was going to force me to have an abortion or have government officials lock me up or kill me to prevent this from being leaked to the public.

I guess I could be crazy. I don't hear voices whispering in my ear, I don't see things that don't exist (my parents and friends have both told that I looked pregnant, I'm sure it's not a delusion). My friends haven't informed me of anything strange about myself. I don't believe in anything out of the ordinary other than the possibility this might be true. I live a fairly normal life.

I don't know how else I could have gotten pregnant, and I have no idea what I'll do if my child turns out to be a creature from another planet.

I have no idea who I can go to for help. If I go to a mental hospital, they'll lock me up or put me on meds. If I go to a regular doctor, they'll do tests on my uterus like an ultrasound , and would if what they see is not human.

I want to be a good mother and do what is best for my child. What advice could you give me?

I am not making up this story - please just answer another question if all you're going to do is call me a liar.

woah, Yahoo!Answers 44 Comments [12/22/2010 6:25:44 AM]
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Quote# 78177

If millions of Jews were gassed the evidence shoudnt be a few eye witnesses, after all we could officially believe in Martians as I am sure there would be quite a few people who would have sworn they had seen them especially if there was financial advantage.
We look at forensic evidence of which there should be a massive paper trail at least of plans etc in the 10 tons of documents lieing in places like Arolson and the archives in Moscow.
The fact that it is illegal in most of Europe to discuss such matters and your blog would lead to a jail sentence in Germany, France etc should give you the answer as to whether there were any Nazi homicidal gas chambers!

Anonymous, 21st Century British Nationalism 16 Comments [12/22/2010 6:20:51 AM]
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Quote# 78040

I'm starting to believe that those Tibetan Monks are sellouts, just like The Hopi people. Flame me for this comment, but I feel that it is a valid one. For goodness sakes, these monks, they know the way to Shamballah, and that are keeping their lips sealed to the masses, but they make back door deals with genocidal psychopaths like Hitler and Stalin. How else do you think Hitler found out about the hollow earth, and the antigravity bell? Tibetans told him, in exchange for gold.

Everything we see, is planned, already in the works.

leira7, AboveTopSecret.com 41 Comments [12/15/2010 12:29:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Lolwut?
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Quote# 77772

Last winter was pretty cold as well. So what's happened to global warming? Have the EU, BBC and the leftards been pulling our plonkers for the last 10 years? If so, for what purpose? To enable more EU interference and de-industrialisation of Britain? Why have our children been indoctrinated with theis pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo?

As brass monkeys thoughout the land are running around shouting 'Can anybody do a welding job?', the powers that be have got some explaining to do.

Bamiyan, English Defense League 43 Comments [12/8/2010 11:33:58 AM]
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Quote# 77893

Alex Jones is right. He is a news reporter of almost 20 years in Texas. He is a PATRIOT and believes in human rights. Unfortunately, he has to live life with the burden of the truth and he has realized a global scheme of corruption which is happening every day. Any real human being who truly sees the TYRANY AND CORRUPTION can only try to warn his fellow Americans. Every piece of media Alex Jones talks about is true. He provides sources of his media and most of it comes straight from the US govt where you can go check for yourselves. If you people dont get it then you need to start listening to his daily live show. The people that run this country only want global power and they are Eugenics...they are raping the world right now of all assets making the only solution their solution. WAKE UP PEOPLE

Chip, Enews Press 22 Comments [12/7/2010 6:46:48 AM]
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