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Quote# 71190

Now that I have your attention from that provocative title [Why We Hate Jews], let me say that by using the word 'hate' I do not mean to imply some sort of alleged systematic gassing and cremation of the most hideous and satanic breed of people on the face of the earth, although that may be a future consideration in light of Bible prophecy.

Pastor Mark Downey, Kinsman Redeemer Ministries 84 Comments [2/28/2010 10:30:55 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 71121

The great star Wormwood (a brown dwarf star) is now in the night sky, I have tracked it now for 6 months, naked eye, infrared binoculars and high powered binoculars it has 7 Moons and a corona that is 2 million miles wide. It is what all sky, space related web sites are calling Jupiter and right now Earth is about 6 months away from passing Wormwood close up and the destruction it will cause inbound to the Sun is in Revelation Ch 8
and the outbound destruction is in Rev Ch 16

Highwic, CF 89 Comments [2/27/2010 2:08:40 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 71117

Contrary to popular belief: CHRISTMAS WAS NOT A PAGAN HOLIDAY!


You see there is a trend that Old testament prophets will die on the day of their conception. So Jesus died on Good Friday, not count backwards like 9 months or so and it will be January 6 or so, now with all these adjustments in the calendar and stuff all these past years it is actually December 25

Cynical_beyond_belief, Y! answers 77 Comments [2/25/2010 8:55:01 PM]
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Quote# 71212

No. I have no reason to believe gravity as we know it existed. The forces and balance of forces may have been quite different. Ever wonder how they built the early pyramids?

No evidence exists for gravity as we know it, to have existed, why would I need to disprove it???

dad, Christian Forums 105 Comments [2/25/2010 6:12:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Roxolan
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Quote# 71075

Is the scientific method real?

How can something use it's own process to prove it's own process?
How can science prove logic?Or mathematics?
At least I can feel God, But I'm starting not to believe in this whole science thing. Can anyone prove these things to me

Cody, Yahoo Answers 76 Comments [2/25/2010 3:41:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Tyler
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Quote# 71006

Just my thoughts on a subject.

If we consider abortion to be morally wrong on the level of murder, then it logically extends that we ought to punish the mother if she was complicit in the abortion process.

I got to thinking how law enforcement officials could prove beyong a reasonable doubt that an abortion had taken place, and the only conclusion I could come to is that women should be mandated to recieve maybe quarterly examinations of their uterus, under threat of jail if they refuse. Or maybe make pregnant women register and then if they "miscarry" then an exam will be ordered.

Women who have been found to have undergone abortion should be held as accomplices to murder, maybe conspirators as well, and then punished according to our preexisting laws on the subject.

If I really feel abortion is murder, then it necessarily follows that the people responsible for the murder ought to be punished. Retributive punishment will deter and influence women away from baby-producing activities, and hopefully reduce the amount of abortions.

Phronesis, Christian Forums 95 Comments [2/25/2010 8:23:07 AM]
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Quote# 71156

Many people think that Star Wars is a good movie. This may be entertaining, but in fact it is evil. Why, you ask, is a tool for millions of Satan's favorite movie? The answer is the police force.

Throughout all three movies, people always said that in May the Force be with you. However, what is power? In the "angel" Obi-Wann Karboi said, "It's something inside all living creatures." But, is it not God?

Police make people like the devil. Luke is a "teaching" the dirty, wizened, dwarf substitute for God, Yoda make things flying in the air TELEKENISIS. This is the devil!

Darth Vader should be a good evil and Owen en. This is not correct. They are evil, because Owen En hope Luke (a desecration of the things the name of the devil, biological) use of such super-senses feeling and get good. George Lucas is telling us that the Jewish Christians, God is not enough, and want us to believe, at a higher secular human force. Tell Jesus, George!

The R2 - D2 is the mute false god Baal who children are told is "cool." It so cool when you play God, and that your position? I do not think so!

believer in christ, FanFiction.net 115 Comments [2/25/2010 1:08:16 AM]
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Quote# 71130

"Are... are you now disputing the existance of DNA???"

Yes. DNA can never be proven. Evolutionists are obsessed with it because they always say ''chimps share 97% DNA with modern man'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove DNA is real.

Asycthian, Christian Forums 119 Comments [2/25/2010 1:03:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Pwnzerfaust
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Quote# 71111

"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children," [...]

"In the Old Testament, the first born of every being, animal and man, was dedicated to the Lord. There's a special punishment Christians would suggest."

State Delegate Bob Marshall of Manassas, VA, newsleader.com 57 Comments [2/25/2010 12:59:04 AM]
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Submitted By: arensb
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Quote# 71015

If the US were to abandon Israel Israel would in fact demolish her enemies. But the US will pay for defying God. We're talking about the End Times scenario here. So when and if the US turns its back on israel that's when i will be pretty certain all hell is about to break loose. Literally.

2nd Amendment, Free Conservatives 55 Comments [2/24/2010 8:41:35 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 71000

"Wyatt, the last 8 years were a disaster. And while I am not thrilled over this first year of Obama's first term, I recognize he was not going to wave a wand and fix the mess created by your "free markets" and (not so) small government. It is also amusing how you call Obama a "cult of personality" while blogs like this almost have a daily circle jerk to Sarah Palin."

No one is circle-jerking to Palin except liberals who can't get laid and need some fantasy life. Oh yes, you KNOW that's true. You guys have such a hard-on for her because you know she's a real woman, unlike the always-angry, crystal-wearing, Prius-driving, always-have-a-headache, tofu-eating, organic-veggie-vegan women you're stuck with. (i.e. Professor Amy Bishop!)

As to "my free markets", that says everything I need to know about you. PROGRESSIVES f-ed up the economy, education, the media, and BUSH WAS A PROGRESSIVE. It's been going on since the early 1900's.

But I'm not going to educate you, son. You are a lib. Your day is past. You are less than nothing...and you KNOW it.

Send your name and address and an Amy Bishop tee shirt will be on it's way to your door!

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 70 Comments [2/24/2010 4:49:01 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 70887

[The whole page qualifies, really]

WYSIWYG — What you see is what you get!!

The Biblical geocentric model of the universe is called WYSIWYG—what you see is what you get...True science is supposed to be based on observation. We see the array of stars wheeling around the earth approximately daily, and we motorize our telescopes to follow their steady motion. We see the sun rising and setting daily. We see the planets doing roughly the same thing, and we see the moon following them on a somewhat different schedule, all revolving around the earth as our eyes testify.

There is no justification at all from what we observe to arbitrarily assume the stars to be fixed and the earth rotating. The beauty of geocentricity is that what you see is what you get! It is a simple and readily understandable scenario for those who are willing to believe what their eyes tell them, and make the mental transition back to the instinctive reference frame of a stationary earth.


Reformation.org, Reformation.org 84 Comments [2/24/2010 4:45:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Marc
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Quote# 70869

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – The Saudi religious police launched Thursday a nationwide crackdown on stores selling items that are red or in any other way allude to the banned celebrations of Valentine's Day, a Saudi official said.

Members of the feared religious police were inspecting shops for red roses, heart-shaped products or gifts wrapped in red, and ordering storeowners to get rid of them, the official said. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to reporters.

Red-colored or heart-shaped items are legal at other times of the year, but as Feb. 14 nears they become contraband in Saudi Arabia. The kingdom bans celebration of Western holidays such as Valentine's Day, named after a Christian saint said to have been martyred by the Romans in the 3rd Century.

Most shops in Riyadh's upscale neighborhoods have removed all red items from their shelves. A statement by the religious police, informally known as the muttawa, was published in Saudi newspapers, warning shop owners against any violations.

"Those who don't comply will be punished," the statement said, without spelling out what measures would befall the offenders.

The Valentine's Day prohibition is in line with Saudi's strict Wahhabi school of Islam that the kingdom has followed for more than a century. The birthplace of Islam also bans several Muslim holidays except the two most important ones because it considers them "religious innovations" that Islam doesn't sanction.

Saudi religious police, Yahoo! News 49 Comments [2/24/2010 4:45:36 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 71022

God is very clear about how He feels about homosexuality. Sodom and Gomorrah are a serious warning to us all.

Can I be friends? No. I cannot look the other way and stay silent while my friend is on the path to hell. No gay will tolerate a "friend" who tells them they need to repent or burn for eternity. I have gay family members who will not speak to me.

For gays, the price of friendship is: ACCEPTANCE of their sin. I can have a working relationship with gays, but not a friendship. If I cared for them at all, I could not stay silent. If I spoke and they refused to even acknowledge what I said, I would have to break fellowship with them.

I cannot accept gay marriage. I believe gay adoption is child abuse.
Look at that verse again and change the word gay with thief, swindler, fornicator. Could I be friends with one of those? No. Neither could I be a friend with gays.

Take the question a step further. Can you accept unrepentant gays in your church, teaching Sunday school?

Beloved, do NOT let politically correct culture deceive you. The homosexual agenda is a cancer in any society. If you love a friend, can you be silent?

MrMannn, RR 82 Comments [2/23/2010 11:01:36 PM]
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Quote# 71011

Stop persecuting me and my religion!? You have allowed yourself to be decieved by satan's horrible lies (like evolution, Santa, and rock music)! If you don't, you are without excuse, and you'll BURN IN HELL FOREVER! Worship the SON, not the SUN, and not yourself or monkeys!

Anphanax, Youtube 64 Comments [2/23/2010 11:00:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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Quote# 71062

It's funny how when people bring up this debate that the topic is always brought back to Darwin. Darwin was a great man who came up with a theory that actually has nothing to do with modern Biology. But it is what has come since Darwin's theory was realized that has virtually proven that evolution did not and could not occur and is still continuing to do so. Genetics, the field of science established by Christian Creationist Gregor Mendel, the human genome project, which was headed by an Evolutionist who describes his work as 'seeing the very language of God' along with the many other mappings of other species DNA, better technology in finding and categorizing fossils that plainly show stasis and that a fossil, in itself does not become 'transitional' just because it is 'declared and named such' and many more fields of excellent biological research all lead to the conclusion that Evolution is scientifically impossible

It's only now the uneducated few who still cling onto the 19th century ideas.

ElProximo, movie-forumz 55 Comments [2/23/2010 7:38:28 PM]
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Submitted By: louislois
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Quote# 71027

I've seen a bunch of atheists argue on this board that God killed the whole population in the flood and he's a bigger murderer than Hitler and we shouldn't praise someone more evil than Hitler.

But, I am shocked by this. Atheists seem to pride themselves on rational thinking and logic. How does logic not dictate to the atheist that the world is God's to DO AS HE SEES FIT? God is the creator and owner. Since when does God follow orders?

Why would the laws God gives us apply to him? It would be like asking, "Why isn't that cop getting pulled over for driving 100?" Well, who's gonna pull him over? He's on top! The laws are made for us, not the cops.

Why do atheists always like to argue God is murderer? In fact, God by definition can not murder. Murder is HUMANS murdering HUMANS.

Self-Mutation, FRDB 92 Comments [2/23/2010 7:08:16 PM]
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Quote# 70984

(on Bob Barr not wanting Pagans in the military)

I first heard of this a few weeks ago from someone actually IN the military. His concern was exactly as you say, and it seems that the grest majority of those he has contact with in the military agree. Based on that, I am inclined to think that this effort may be undermining our best military efforts and I don’t think that the military is a good place for division, not for the military itself, and not for the individuals within it. These young men and women signed up as a part of a military entity of “One Nation Under God” and I believe it reasonable that they should expect that special interests NOT under God, would be discouraged, or at the least not encouraged.

DRB, AJC 47 Comments [2/23/2010 5:40:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Booley
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Quote# 70958

Could this be a sign?..... III

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We are in our 111th congress and 111th supreme court justice
we are also in the 111th pope of saint malachy's prophecy
44 kings of Israel, 44 presidents and now 44 super bowls.

I think this is a numerical sign that we are at a juncture of some judgement about to come to the US and WW 111

Has anyone else received numerical synchronicity signs from the Lord?
I have like, alot of them.

weatherbill, Watchman's Cry 117 Comments [2/23/2010 5:40:31 PM]
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Submitted By: gaijinlaw
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Quote# 70952

There is a reason why Jesus' name is spoken during exorcisms and to cleanse a habitat of evil spirits.

That is because Jesus is real.

Darkon007, imdb 53 Comments [2/23/2010 4:01:15 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 71010

you are a punkass little kid who knows nothing about life......you daily life is served by mocking God and saying obama is not a muslim when you know he is....in fact.....100 percent of the worlds? inhabitants know this...........happy ramadan my ass....obama is muslim and his entire plan stems from mohamed....God is going to shake the unbelievers in this nation in a way such as you have never seen.......and you will be one of the first....God knows how to bring you to your knees......or just get rid of your worthless soul like he did to John Lennon and others......keep on mocking God you little asshole and see what kind of turn your life takes.......Politics shape everyones future.......be aware of who you are serving.......keep on serving obama....then your life wont be worth a brass farthing.......If God leaves you.....you are fucked.....

handonrip, Youtube 79 Comments [2/23/2010 1:11:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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Quote# 70995

You people do realize that according to the law of God homosexuals should be put to death, so I think we are being very tolerant by allowing them to live. This said according to the word of God homsexuals are equal to murder and therefor have no civil right.

Seperation of Church and state is meant to keep the state out of church buisness and to ensure the Churches free reign, not the state free reign. I beleive many have it backwards.

RobinD69, City-Data 72 Comments [2/23/2010 12:59:41 PM]
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Quote# 70980

(Wiccans in the Military)

I feel this is a devastating blow to the core of who and what America used to stand for. I would rather die at the hand of terrorist or enemies than to be protected or represented by pagans. In the Old Testament did God's make armies full of devil worshipers prosper and defeat the enemy? Uh, no. So then why do we think it is okay and that God will continue to protect and make us victorious if we are allowing open worship of false gods? That's like setting up an idol of Baal right next to the temple of God. Do you think He is going to stand by quietly? As you can tell, I am furious.


Cheryl4Christ, RaptureReady 85 Comments [2/23/2010 7:29:55 AM]
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Quote# 70977

A few years back, when I was in the US Congress, I took the Army to task for permitting the practice of Wicca on its bases, including at Ft. Hood in Texas. After speaking with a number of officers and military leaders, and meeting with several former military who adhere to the practice of Wicca, I was convinced that a belief in or practice of witchcraft, was not necessarily incompatible with the good order and discipline essential to a military lifestyle. However, one might legitimately wonder just how far such tolerance should extend.

The US Air Force, at no less a prestigious location than the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, has taken the notion of religious tolerance to a new level, in creating an outdoor worship area for pagans. The site, apparently sacred to pagans, consists of an inner and an outer circle of large stones. I’m sorry, but this truly is hilarious. Don’t get me wrong, if someone “has little or no religion and delights in sensual pleasures and material goods,” which is the definition of a “pagan,” then I say live and let live.

But I have to tell you, if I were in the Air Force and was being commanded by an officer who practices hedonism as a religion (another part of the definition of “pagan”), and who dances around a circle of stones in the woods carrying a lighted candle, I would be more than a little worried about following him into battle.

Bob Barr, The Barr Code 61 Comments [2/23/2010 7:29:15 AM]
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Submitted By: The L
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Quote# 70968

It doesn't matter if your a christian or not to get to heaven. All that matters is that you accept the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart and truly believe in him and that is all that matters. You don't have to be a Christian in order to do that.

Slipknot2430, gamefaqs 61 Comments [2/23/2010 7:27:35 AM]
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