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Quote# 72461

[In the comments section of a man's blog, underneath a post about how colloidal silver is quackery. I went through the trouble of making the grammar readable.]

"What do you do? Do you understand anything about science? Are you working for big pharma? Penicillin was discovered in human bodies. Stop donkey, [?] cut the comments now, it's shit! Do you know who Hippocrates, Paracelso, Bach, Aristotle, Bohm, Bahr, Pauli, and others were? You're stupid! Good night!"


Nei, Colloidal silver: quackery for credulous idiots: Comments 23 Comments [4/25/2010 6:26:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Mira
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Quote# 72445

Though six million Jews supposedly died in the gas chambers, not one body has ever been autopsied and found to have died of gas poisoning. We have been shown piles of bodies from World War II, but most of these persons died of typhus or starvation or Allied bombings and a great many of those were murdered Germans, not Jews. Roughly the equivalent of ten football fields should be packed full of gassed bodies to present as evidence, yet not one body has ever been discovered.

The Germans documented everything in meticulous detail from shrubbery to arbors, but no pre-war or wartime plans or documents exist that detail or even mention any gas chambers for reasons of genocide. All documents ever presented were drawn up AFTER the war.

Even if we threw away all the evidence and accounted for every so-called gas chamber, it would have taken 68 YEARS to accomplish gassing six million Jews!

Even The Diary of Anne Frank is a hoax. Portions of the diary were written with a ball point pen. These pens were not in use at the time Anne Frank lived.

Anonymous, Bible Believers 28 Comments [4/25/2010 6:22:54 PM]
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Quote# 72385

The following true story is about my experience with the MIB. My fear nearly did me in. When one is in their presence they exude some type of aura field that is so powerfully terrifying mere words cannot portray it.

It was July, 2000 and my night off as I work the night shift. It was 3AM and I was reading as is my usual want due to 25 years of working nights. My beloved dog, a 100 pound "mutt" with one blue eye and the other brown, sat next to me awake but relaxed. All of a sudden he began to growl very low in his throat-a big black shiny sedan pulled up in front of my small house- my screen door was unlocked and the main door was wide open as were all the windows as it was a warm night. I live on a dead end and was never anxious about leaving the door and windows open because my dog loved me and was hyper vigilant at all times.

All of a sudden, after I spied the headlights I tried to go to the door but it was like trying to walk through wet cement. My heart was thumping like a trip hammer. I glanced at my dog who was literally frozen in position next to my bed unable to move. A voice behind me, which sounded
angelic in tone stated very calmly, "Myhoran, close the door."

With much panic and trepidation I managed to close it just as a tall man, approximately 6'4" dressed all in black-hat, shoes, sunglasses....reached my doorstep. After this, I went over to the window and looked @ him walking back to his sedan only get this; the car WAS TURNED AROUND-THERE IS NO WAY TO TURN AROUND ON MY DEAD END- it is not a "cul-de-sac". The license plate
made no sense if you saw it.

By this time I was not in a rational state of mind saturated with adrenalin pulsing through my veins- but leaned my face into the window screen and literally croaked, "I see your license plate". Ludicrous, I know, but in retrospect I realize this was ridiculous but hey, this was not a rational experience.

As far as I could see, there was 3 of them. They always travel in groups of 3 or 4. They cannot stay above ground for too long. They take their orders from the Reptilian hierarchy and usually visit people who know too much, have tapes of UFO's, and those who have had contact. Anyway, they abruptly left after I managed to close the door. Interestingly, to this day, since the MIB came to my house the walkway leading to my door has made most visitors to my house as well as myself fall down and there have been many twisted sprained ankles; my cat actually jumps over this area and she was NOT my pet in July 2000.

It should be noted to those reading this that the MIB have the ability to "switch-off" people, animals, etc. They become very annoyed with people who break their "techno-sorcery" techniques like their virtual-reality smoke-screen scenarios in which they overlay and compartmentalize in the human brain what THEY want YOU to remember.

Myhoran , I Was Abducted 39 Comments [4/21/2010 5:00:41 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 72215

[On Obama]

He is a Liar ! He takes time to go to colleges and our schools cause he knows in college kid's do not pay much attention in what is really going on.but those who are in our colleges as professors of those agenda's they want to push are in their who crab our kids and brain wash them,because they know many kids do not take time to do their own research on many ways.The only research they do ,do is the research the professors gives them to do.

Talk to your children of what they done in schools and colleges and maybe you can stop your child from being brain wash over these thugs !

GOD BLESSS AMERICA..
- Kelly, Holdenville Ok


Kelly from Holdenville, OK, UnionLeader.com  49 Comments [4/13/2010 1:54:26 PM]
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Quote# 71843

(on the Max Headroom pirate TV incident)

this was done on the anniversary of the JFK assasination.

And, I still think this had something to do with? them boasting about how they got away with it.

Patriotic Front, YouTube 20 Comments [4/10/2010 2:02:38 PM]
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Quote# 71988

Mon. 03/29/10 12:41 AM
FBI Raids are NOT what they say

* See related article

These raids are likely trying to "stave off" an announcement due Mon, Mar 29, regarding the total dissolution of the U.S. Corporation (corruption unlimited) which has been ignoring the constitution. The dissolution will revert our country back to the original REPUBLIC in which it was founded. We become "sovereign citizens" who control our govt, and not vice versa. All 50 states were served papers, plus the military and Supreme Court on Friday. The military is onboard. This means freedom FINALLY for all Americans from the IRS and many other wonderful changes. It appears "the powers that be" and the Rockefellers don't want to lose their vice grip, thus the raidsprior to Monday's announcement of the changes. Each person in office must take an oath to the common law and the constitution, or be fired immediately. Many brave citizens behind the scenes have helped in this effort to free us.

The Restore America Plan was suggested by the military, who worked with the group on this procedure. Citizens from all 50 states are involved in its development.

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=169900

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9wdNGhmj8 (10 min audio clip)

http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=46256&cmd=tc

A recording from 3/24 (listen to first 5 mins)



hinden, Atlanta, GA , detnews 22 Comments [4/5/2010 9:48:30 AM]
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Submitted By: worldsend
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Quote# 71909

[Politicians who support health care bill are target of threats, RR thinks that it's all shenanigans to discredit conservatives]

It's all part of a plan to raise the threat level so they can begin cracking down on all opposition. Remember , people will trade the security of being able to go to the mall and consume consume consume for everyday freedom.

4timedad, RR 19 Comments [4/5/2010 9:30:29 AM]
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Quote# 71886

patition Says:
March 25th, 2010 at 1:10 pm

We need to get a pation going in a 50 states that we could recaul any rep. seniter, president if they do not fallow the will of the people, also in the patition we need to have a disonerable discharege clause that any funds from campains, or retirement is ither returened or is not alloted if recalled. We need teeth to be able to hold the goverment responsible for eroding the Constitution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patition, infowars.com 40 Comments [4/5/2010 7:08:24 AM]
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Quote# 71878

Breitbart looks around for a waiter and launches into a stem-winder about collusion between Hollywood and the press — the “subtle and not-so-subtle use of propaganda to make a center-right nation move to the left.


“It’s not just the nightly news,” he says. “You’re also getting television shows that reflect the same worldview, where Republicans are always the bad guys. Al Qaeda’s never the bad guy. The Republican is always the bad guy.”



Andrew Breitbart, Wired 15 Comments [4/5/2010 7:07:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Smilodon
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