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Quote# 73259

This may not be very Christian, but I'm going to enjoy seeing what the Lord says to Hitler when the time comes. And you know, killing 6 million Jews isn't even what sent Hitler to hell. The fact that he never accepted Jesus is what sent him to hell. Jesus would have willingly forgiven him for taking the lives of 6 million Jews, if only Hitler had bowed his knee to Jesus.

ngraham, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [5/31/2010 7:14:06 PM]
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Quote# 73243

American Women

They want everything. The house, the jobs, the control over what is done. God did not call women to take over; yet, American men are oppressed if not feminized by this political agenda. Some say Satan got kicked out of Heaven for trying to take over. Women are taking over.

Revived, Fighting Fundamental Forums 75 Comments [5/31/2010 7:13:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 73248

There is a lot about homosexuality that the gay commuinity does not want you to hear. First of all, most of them consider themselves to be in a "committed" relationship if they still go to the "bathhouses" and have sex with anybody they want to and as many as they want to but return home to their "partner" after all the fooling around with many other gay men.

And it is that very promiscuity that made AIDS a gay disease in this country. If the heterosexual population were as loose with their morals AIDS would be rampant in them as well. In fact, there is a higher incidence of all STD's in the gay population than in the straights. So they are sinners on two counts, being gay in the first place and being "adulterers" (if you can really use that heterosexual term for gays) and fornicators.

Yup, if I were writing the laws homosexuality would be a misdemeaner, and a felony for a third offense. Just the public health aspect of it alone demands such laws.

yogi3939, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [5/31/2010 4:07:48 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 73249

When my ancestors arrived there was no nation here...

["Thousands of Native Americans beg to differ."]

Again you show your PC liberal beliefs. First off, there is no such thing as "native Americans" unless you are referring to those born in USA. Those who were here when this land was settled, American Indians, were not "native" to the land. In fact current archeological discoveries indicate there were already people here when they arrived and at least some of those people were of a caucasian lineage and the American Indians exterminated them. Well such is life among those without God regardless their heritage.

The point being, there was no established nation where America is today. Those who were in the land were a heathen people and God saw fit to remove them by the influx of those from Europe. So now there is a nation here with laws against illegal immigration and those who break the law should be deported not rewarded.

Now, if one looks to Scripture it could very well be considered that this influx of ungodly illegals is a part of Gods punishment upon America. America has turned from God so God is allowing America to be overrun by the ungodly.

There is only one true answer to this and we find it in Scripture as well.

John81, Online Baptist 77 Comments [5/31/2010 1:32:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 73407

Did you know that a Harry Potter theme park is being built? Yes, we are in the end times.

IMSAVED, RaptureReady 112 Comments [5/31/2010 6:56:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Scarlett
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Quote# 73399

Christian theology is preferentially selected by the known laws of physics (i.e., the Second Law of Thermodynamics, general relativity, quantum mechanics, and the Standard Model of particle physics) due to the fundamentally triune structure of the Omega Point cosmology and due to existence having come into being a finite time in the past (i.e., the traditional theological position of creatio ex nihilo).

Moreover, the Standard Model of particle physics provides the mechanism by which the miracles recorded in the New Testament could be achieved without violating any known laws of physics, even if one were to assume that we currently don't exist on a level of implementation in a computer simulation (in that case, then such miracles would be trivially easy to perform for the society running the simulation, even though it would seem amazing from our perspective). This process uses baryon annihilation, and its inverse, via electroweak quantum tunneling controlled by the cosmological end state of the Omega Point (since in physics it's just as accurate to say that causation goes from future to past events: viz., the principle of least action; and unitarity). If the coming of Jesus Christ and the miracles that He performed were necessary in order to lead to the Omega Point, then the probability of said event occuring is exactly 1: certain to happen.

Traditional Christian theology has maintained that God never violates natural law, as God, in His omniscience, knew in the beginning all that He wanted to achieve and so, in His omnipotence, He formed the laws of physics in order to achieve His goal. The idea that God would violate His own laws would mean that God is not omniscient. In traditional Christian theology, miracles do not violate natural law--rather, they are events that are so improbable that they can only be explained by the existence of God and His acting in the world.

The only way to avoid the conclusion that the Omega Point exists is to reject the known laws of physics (i.e., the Second Law of Thermodynamics, general relativity, quantum mechanics, and the Standard Model of particle physics), and hence to reject empirical science: as these physical laws have been confirmed by every experiment to date. That is, there exists no rational reason for thinking that the Omega Point Theory is incorrect, and indeed, one must engage in extreme irrationality in order to argue against the Omega Point cosmology.

Additionally, we now have the quantum gravity Theory of Everything (TOE) correctly describing and unifying all the forces in physics: of which inherently produces the Omega Point cosmology. So here we have an additional high degree of assurance that the Omega Point cosmology is correct.

Bear in mind that Prof. Frank J. Tipler's Omega Point Theory has been published in a number of the world's leading peer-reviewed physics and science journals.[1] Even NASA itself has peer-reviewed his Omega Point Theory and found it correct according to the known laws of physics (see below). No refutation of it exists within the peer-reviewed scientific literature, or anywhere else for that matter.

jamesredford, FSTDT Boards 89 Comments [5/30/2010 4:02:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Phisshy
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Quote# 73280

“If a child under the age of 2 screams in the night, cries and is always feverish with deteriorating health, he or she is a servant of Satan.”


Helen Ukpabio, The New York Times 112 Comments [5/30/2010 3:47:54 PM]
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Quote# 73238

"We are fighting for our children's education and our nation's future," Dunbar said. "In Texas we have certain statutory obligations to promote patriotism and to promote the free enterprise system. There seems to have been a move away from a patriotic ideology. There seems to be a denial that this was a nation founded under God. We had to go back and make some corrections."

Cynthia Dunbar, Guardian.co.uk 65 Comments [5/30/2010 5:51:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Smilodon
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Quote# 73235

[On the fruits that science has bought us]

"Also - just so you would know - your scientific knowledge, of your society that is, is really inferior to what we had in the past. "

Gabriel Ibn Yus, Islamicboard 62 Comments [5/30/2010 5:46:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Skavau
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Quote# 73229

Let me tell you something. I'm a doctor.
Men with men it's not science or religiously right. Just like there are people with down's syndrome there are people who " theoretically " fell pleasure having sex with same gender specie.? That's sick. They have to look for psychiatry/psychological help.
I won't even talk about the religious point of view about homosexuality coz it's obvious

Fernandohayabusa, YouTube 96 Comments [5/30/2010 5:43:10 AM]
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Submitted By: jdeeek
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Quote# 73236

"has anyone else noticed atheists tend to be ugly people?

i know three atheists in my school,

my perpetually drunk maths teacher (i mean he is literally downing whisky or something from his flask during lesson)
a kid in my physics class, who is a skinny whoos
and a kid doing philosophy who has a face full of spots

but the one striking thing about all is how horrendous they are, not only their outside by you feel theyre ugly on the inside "

tango92, Islamicboard 96 Comments [5/30/2010 2:56:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Skavau
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Quote# 73228

[Gay couple in Africa arrested and sentenced to maximum 14 years in prison after celebrating their engagement.]

Well, let's see..GOOD JOB MALAWI!
Funny, a third world country has a better grip than we do on truth and reality.Homosexuality is not a lifestyle choice, it is wrong, unnatural and perverse...and it is a CHOICE. No, do not blame a gene, it is a choice
In America, you can be a Homosexual and it is called a lifestyle choice...and you are given sympathy and afforded rights not given to others....but if you are overweight, it is an outrage...a moral failure even!!!! Oh, and If you choose to stay at home and raise your babies instead of shipping them off to daycare, then you are looked down upon with sympathy... and dismissed as out of touch, backwards and an unproductive member of society even!. Sorry, it does not take a village to raise a child...just a set of parents who are not selfishly chasing after the almighty dollar...
The days have arrived when evil is called good....and good is called evil.

Sherry R, Yahoo! News 57 Comments [5/30/2010 2:54:46 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 73223

Homosexuality should STILL be illegal. All they are doing is acting out because they are either traumatized by a bad experience with the opposite sex (in which case they need psychological help) or becaues they are being willfully rebellious. NO ONE is naturally attracted to the same sex. NO ONE naturally wants a relationship with the same sex. We ALL crave love and affection from the opposite sex, as it was intended to be. People who are homosexual are deceived. They have psychological issues and they desperately need mental and spiritual help. If our society were to make this behavior illegal, I think it it would stop alot of people from being homosexuals. Maybe not all, but alot.

baileysmom, RR 68 Comments [5/30/2010 2:47:04 AM]
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Quote# 73226

Personally I dont care what someone does in their own bedroom, as long as they are not trying to do it to me it's none of my business. They are so many more important things to focus on

You are correct, but the queers have the mind of the media and the heart of the media.
So we are all forced to endure their lifestyle.
Because until it is promoted by every single person on the face of this earth as THE preferred life CHOICE, you and your children are going to have to hear about men sticking their members into each other and creating fecal stick.

Ken, Yahoo! News 67 Comments [5/29/2010 12:02:45 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 73225

[Gay couple in Africa arrested and sentenced to maximum 14 years in prison after celebrating their engagement.]

I am so Thankful someone has the morals to stand up against this abnormal gay rights thing.. They are very sick people, and most do this just to get attention due to the fact they are trying to get attentiona and fit in.. This is not the way to fit in,,I can tell you this for sure. America don,t have the guts to stand up to them due to the political aspect of it.. They are afraid they will lose a vote on election day.. Well they are headed for disaster soon.. Just read the King James Version Bible and see what happened to the gay town of sodom and Gomorrah.. It was distroyed.. and so will America be.. They are headed for distruction if they don,t stand up and begin praying for this country again.. This country was built on a Moral background.. and we should take it back.. Without God nothing is possible,, but with him all things are possible.. tyvm

Mary S, Yahoo! News 70 Comments [5/28/2010 5:38:54 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 73218

This rebel (Dio) had a God-given platform – for decades – which he should have utilized to publish the truth of God. Instead, he used that platform – for decades – to teach rebellion against God, in the form glorifying atheism, promoting the devil horn hand sign & other such idolatries. Now he has been cut off by an Angry God & cast into hell.

.......

The arrogant God-hating fool changed his name from Padavona to Dio (meaning “God” in Italian). His Black Sabbath fans worshipped him as a god. He stood idly by & watched his niece, Gen Padavona, become a filthy porn star. God’s promises are true, including his promise to punish the wicked forever. Thank God for dead brute Dio!

Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church site 97 Comments [5/28/2010 6:44:04 AM]
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Submitted By: TGRwulf
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Quote# 73213

No depth needed-- just look around. All these years of pushing condoms and we still have STD's and HIV. If they really worked there would be no more STD's.

anniebannanie2000, Alternet.org 64 Comments [5/28/2010 3:36:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Aenn88
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Defining What Is Wrong With Politics

Because we can't make a strawman that is a better example than Doc

Quote# 73194

The only good liberal is a dead liberal. We need more good liberals.

DoctorDoom, FreeConservatives 68 Comments [5/27/2010 5:19:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Deftera
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Quote# 73203

I'm not a Military General. I don't HAVE to formulate a battle plan and a presidential policy to enact a "kill them all" method. I don't give a shit if it CAN or CANT be done. My BELIEF STAYS THE SAME. Kill them ALL. Every last one of them. Maybe each person in America can be responsible for killing 10 muslims. When you killed your 10, go have a seat in California and wait till everyone else finishes. Once everyone is in California, we'll look around. Any muslims left? Yep... Ok, Start round two.

I don't give a shit HOW, just do it.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 108 Comments [5/26/2010 6:33:45 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 73139

I'm absolutely floored over the way our society has not only accepted all manner of sin, but has actually embraced it. There was a time when decent girls didn't move in and set up housekeeping with their boyfriends. If they were engaged, they still knew that shacking up together was unacceptable. Now, it seems that every couple moves in together and may have several children, whether they ever get married or not. There was also a time when the conventional mores required that a girl's virginity wa to be valliantly protected until her wedding night. It was a serious matter for a woman to be a virgin until that night. I remember when my 2 oldest children were still home and I noticed that, more and more, TV shows and movies began equating dating with having sex. The characters might have just met in a bar and decide to go elsewhere together and, before they said goodbye, they fell into bed together. Now, what you hear on TV shows and movies is that a girl should hang on to her virginity until she's ready to give it up and she'll instinctively know when that time comes. Seriously? So, now we have 14 year olds routinely deciding that they're ready. The moral decay that I have seen take place in this country sickens me. How are our children supposed to know where the boundary lines for their behavior are? It's as if we're teaching children that they have a right and a responsibility to be their own gods, doing what's right in their own eyes. Yeah, that didn't work out so well for Israel.

jadeeyes, RR 71 Comments [5/26/2010 6:27:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Rich
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Quote# 73131

[On a topic about a 4th grade Art Class project]

I am so angry at how much we, as a country, are being forced to show respect for so many other beliefs which constantly challenge the God of the Holy Bible. There is no longer tolerance for Christians because no one wants to tolerate Christ and His truth.

autumn8297, Rapture Ready. 70 Comments [5/26/2010 6:26:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 73182

With the war against white Christianity by the secular left, we all know that openly offending Christians is not only accepted, but has almost become celebrated in this country.

At the same time we also know that had this offended a certain other religion with a tendency for aggression, then everything would be done to avoid any offence.


SystemF, BBC News 62 Comments [5/26/2010 5:24:58 AM]
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Quote# 73176

[re: net neutrality]

We are dealing with people who think they should rebel until they get their little kingdom like Satan did. You know what? Thanks, Mr. President, but I think we're going to keep the Internet the way it is right now. You know — or at least until people who are worshipping Satan, you know, aren't in office. [Emphasis added]

Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Show 60 Comments [5/26/2010 5:20:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 73172

The moral component [of homosexuality] and it's effect on the disintegrating American family is far more important than the effect or absence thereof on combat effectiveness. This country is in far more danger from domestic decay than it is from foreign enemies though they must be dealt with.


"You do realize military servicemen take an oath to defend The American Constitution, not The American Family, right?"


The former cannot and will not function and is in fact not functioning without the latter. [...]

Tiribulus, TMuscle boards 32 Comments [5/26/2010 5:16:27 AM]
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Quote# 73170

(THE RAPTURE IS ON MAY 21 2011)
People are afraid. Deep down, they know May 21, 2011 will happen. It WILL coincide with Judgment Day. They can deny it all they want. They can call us "cults", "fools", "crazy" - NONE of these things matter. If they are unsaved, in twelve months and a few weeks, they will be DUST. They will be BONES. ROTTING FLESH. DEAD. They speak today and what they say only confirms they are DOOMED.

On the other hand, we Camping-ites, haha...we have EVERY reason to jump for joy for we are RICH. We will eternally be the Sons of God forever and ever, doing great and amazing things in the new Earth.

TrueBeliever, Depart Out 113 Comments [5/26/2010 5:15:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Sillynipples
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