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Quote# 74097

"Leonardo Di Vinci found marine growth layers on top of Mt. Everest.By knowing the clams live for ~25 years he was able to figure out that there was ~2500 years of marine growth up there.

The question is,if the earth is only 6,000-7,000 years old and there was a global flood around 4,300 years ago,then why is it that we find ~2,500 years of marine growth layers and not millions of years of growth layers?

We predict that Mt. Everest was under the ocean for ~2,500 before the flood and rose up afterwards.Why do the numbers match so perfectly?"


jason777, evolutionfairytale 92 Comments [6/30/2010 12:28:01 PM]
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Quote# 74092

[Re. transsexuals]

But, then, as soon as you get into the details of all this insanity, you’ve got women running to their defense screaming about how the “transwomen” they know don’t even like wearing bras and pantyhose. I simply cannot understand the scramble to find that ONE tranny out of a million who’s somehow not a raging misogynist who believes butchering a male gets you a female.

Any male calling himself any kind of female is misogyny, period. And just because a woman knows and loves one of these misogynists in real life doesn’t mean it’s not woman-hating.

Margaret, A Room of Our Own 62 Comments [6/30/2010 12:27:54 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74152

Asked if he was ready to sacrifice his own son in a national insurrection, Horsley recounts a fight with his son where he almost killed him.

“I was one foot from killing my own son, or hurting him really, really bad,” Horsley told Krider. “If he would have attacked me again, I would have stuck him. Or cut him or sliced him or done something to stop him. That’s the point, you hypothetical has literally already been worked out with me, and that’s what makes me different from the other candidates for Governor. They understand I’m not like no politician they have looked at, ever. I am prepared to do a John Brown. I’m not prepared to do an Abe Lincoln and talk out both sides of my mouth and try to get a majority together. I’m looking for the people who are prepared to go with me and take over the foundry, then set up shop and prepare to fight to the death. I’ll do it.”

Asked again if he was willing to sacrifice his son, he was even more explicit, telling the interview to read the Bible’s Matthew 10.

“Your own family are going to be your greatest enemy because unless you love me more than you love your father, your son, your wife, your daughter, you’re not fit to be my disciple,” Horsley said. “That’s why there’s a real rift of estrangement in my family,” he says. “I contend this is really about people’s ability to believe in God. When it comes to that place, when your’re talking about God’s plan to protect himself, then the lives of people become, really, almost irrelevant... in the degree that they result in Him being glorified. That’s the nature of the truth.”

Neal Horsley, The Raw Story 73 Comments [6/30/2010 3:11:39 AM]
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Quote# 74140

It is no accident that all our children are riding around in car seats and every plug and cabinet in the house has safety catches on them...

The left feels guilty.

And tries to make up for the guilt they feel over killing millions of babies, by overcompensating when it comes to the safety of those that survive the abortion holocaust.

TexasFreeper2009, Free Republic 65 Comments [6/30/2010 3:10:41 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74093

[Re. transsexuals]

I can’t blame these men for wanting to have their penises chopped off because I can’t think of anything more revolting than penises. But please stop terrorizing separatist spaces and stop wielding your maleness and stop claiming to be women. But of course, you’re male and no amount of pleading will do. You’ll keep terrorizing and raping females all the same.

AVelarde, A Room of Our Own 104 Comments [6/29/2010 6:28:20 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74089

Besides tricking the eye by making it think that an object is coming forward (when it really isn't), which is disorienting and brings on nausea, the mind and spirit are also tricked into believing in a "nature" god instead of the one and only true God as explained in the Bible.

I don't really know which is worse--the underlying "new age" message which leaps out at you in the "glowing" tree and all its ramifications or the 3D trick that is being played on our eyes in Avatar, but I feel it should be important to watch carefully what goes into our lenses, embedding itself in our minds and hearts as truth when there really is no sound basis for its "truth" at all.

And what is the purpose of blasting the Judeo-Christian God by having the characters freely cursing as they utilize His name? It offends the viewers and denigrates our God. Perhaps there are more things that leap out than is first realized. It was not the 3D that made the movie nauseating to us. It was for all these other things that leaped out at us in its totally false worldview.

Parent Contributor, Common Sense Media 65 Comments [6/29/2010 6:28:07 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOtherRainMan
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Quote# 74057

I took my kids out for ice cream (and no, I wasn't harassed by the border patrol), and two lesbians were making out next to the front door of the establishment. I was disgusted, but didn't say anything about it. I'm kind of ashamed of myself for not saying anything to the restaurant owner. It was all for public show. "Deal with our lesbianism wherever you walk" type of thing.

I don't care what they do behind closed doors, assuming no children are involved. But it's my business when I can't leave the house or turn on the TV without seeing that garbage.

MrSanity, Free Conservatives 89 Comments [6/28/2010 5:42:09 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74056

[On the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."]

There are things that are best just not talked about, much less openly celebrated. Queerness is one such thing. It is not normal and everyone knows it, but political correctness forces us all to pretend it's fundamentally no different from normal sexuality. It is different, and to deny that in official policy is to deny reality, which has its worst consequences in military settings. It encourages falsification and lying, which seriously undermine morale.

Most seriously of all, it tells the normal soldier that what makes him uncomfortable doesn't matter. IOW: HE doesn't matter. Queers comprise about 2% of the population, and they're more important than the 98%. Talk about favoritism, and it sets up a divisive dynamic. Normal men are equipped biologically to feel revulsion toward queers. Fighting against biology has you fighting against yourself, and that's the last thing you want or need in combat.

Some queers aren't a problem. They're the ones who lived with DADT. The problems will be those who want to push things. And they will.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 55 Comments [6/28/2010 5:41:26 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74068

The antigay American Family Association (AFA) is slamming Fayetteville, Arkansas mayor Lioneld Jordan for the decision to honor 10-year-old gay rights activist Will Phillips as a gay pride parade grand marshal this Saturday. AFA president Tim Wildmon called the move a “form of child abuse.”

“It’s shameful that adults would abuse a brain-washed child in this way,” said AFA president Wildmon. “He’s obviously just parroting the nonsense he’s been told by manipulative adults.For gay activists to trot out this child and make him the poster child for promoting unnatural sexual expression is a form of child abuse.”

Tim Wildmon, http://advocate.com 53 Comments [6/28/2010 5:20:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Mathew
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Quote# 74060

[re: Noah's flood]
Emphasis added

First, there is no logical objection to the biblical account. It cannot be disproved. Let's be clear about that. It may not comport easily with someone's everyday experience 5000 years later, but the same could be said about many other facts in history also. There is simply no logical flaw in the account.

Second, the theory of evolution has even greater difficulties explaining how species survived massive flooding. No one credibly denies that worldwide flooding occurred; even today the world is over 70% covered with water, most remaining inhabitable land is within 100 feet of sea level, and limestone deposits from water are found at all heights. Local, but massive, flooding occurs frequently and widely, with devastating affects. The theory of evolution does not have a more plausible explanation for how species survive this in the long run. [Emphasis added]

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 84 Comments [6/28/2010 8:06:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 74065

Obama is going to sign an Executive Order for OPEN GAYS in the Military!! That will then mean that the DRAFT, FEMALES INCLUDED, will HAVE to re-instated!!! Straight, good, Godly men will FLEE......but since there are NO JOBS available, maybe they won’t be able to!!

Ann Archy, Free Republic 88 Comments [6/27/2010 5:54:54 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74055

[On the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."]

Wait for the military wannabes of the faggot persuasion to boldly whine about sexual harassment, and Obama's toadies scurry like rats on speed to punish the evil harassers. Don't believe me? Welcome to the U.S. Social Forces, and say bye-bye to the strongest, toughest Military force there ever was.

All farking faggots must farking hang!

Wolf Counsel, Free Conservatives 74 Comments [6/27/2010 5:36:28 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Morality void where prohibited:

Egypt, the City of Hesbon and anywhere else that annoyed the Israelites in the old testament.

Quote# 74106

ummm...
[Vox] Day was answering an (obvious) rhetorical trap. If the discussion were to be read and followed,
you would find that he is NOT, in fact, advocating killing infants. The issue involves absolute morality and obedience- the morality being defined as a Command from God. Since the Christian church has long been guilty of being "pro-life" (rescuing exposed Roman infants in the first century) there is de facto evidence that Christ has not commanded offing toddlers. Then there's that whole New Testament thing...Jesus blessing the little children.

If God commanded to kill the li'l babies, it would be Moral.
He has not, so it is not moral.


Reading with comprehension is much to be desired.

The Aardvark , Pharyngula 42 Comments [6/27/2010 4:48:03 PM]
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Quote# 74052

Neal Horsley: "Before I surrendered myself to the Lord Jesus Christ, I was an absolute hedonist. I smoked dope, I did everything that might feel good.... Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

Alan Colmes: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "Ah, I'm not so sure that that is so...."

NH: "That's because you didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia. The fact of the matter is if they have....don't know that you experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Neal Horsley, The Alan Colmes Show 87 Comments [6/27/2010 1:00:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 74054

[House approves repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."]

When did the US military, the most powerful fighting force on Earth and in history. become a f**king social engineering experiment for liberal degenerates? When did the US start kissing the oft-penetrated asses of faggots by acceding to every one of their demands?

Screw the liberals. If the fags want to bugger each other's asses, let them do it away from our military. There's no room for perverts.

And BTW, this is blatant, shameless discrimination against the practitioners of all the other paraphilias. The military must now allow open exhibitionists, sadomasochists, frotteurists, coprophiliacs, apotemnophiliacs, biastophiliacs, klismaphiliacs, and on and on. The fixation wth catering only to faggots is bigoted and must cease.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 98 Comments [6/27/2010 10:44:42 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74050

The atmosphere contained twice the amount of oxygen prior to the Noahic flood which would answer the question of how dinosaurs or dragons as they were called prior to the 1800s would have been able to breathe enough oxygen through their small nostrils.
In Genesis the Bible speaks of a firmament which is described as a layer of water surrounding the earth several miles thick which would have made the air pressure much greater creating the same atmosphere that we use today in medical treatment, (the hyperbaric chamber), hyperbaric meaning high pressure, the oxygen would have been about twice that of today 42 percent, according to samples of air bubbles they have found, and the water that was in the firmament would have block out the X-rays which does tremendous damage to our skin, people would have lived longer, such as Methuselah who lived to be 969 years old.

If you were to take out the water from the ocean you would notice that the continents are still connected. Most of the ocean probably came from the firmament and the waters underneath of the earth which were described as the fountain of the deep.

If you look at the fault lines within the ocean floor they would have been where the fountains of the deep broke forth and the continents would have moved some which is evident by the zipper pattern along the fault line much as claw marks are formed when someone is being dragged by force.

Also the mountains were probably formed at the time of the flood because the fault lines are directly proportional to the location of the mountain ranges.

anon73753, Comment on Wisegeek.com 58 Comments [6/27/2010 4:19:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Charlie W.
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Quote# 74036

Here in Honolulu the 'Pride Celebration' is this coming weekend. Here, they've dropped the word "gay" because it excludes other sexual deviant labels.

Luckily I'm going home to Austin at the end of the week. In Austin they try to have a 'gay day' but everyone ignores it - unless you stumble on it by accident you'd never know it was happening.

But having previously spent 18 years in the occupied Bay Area - I've seen 'deviant pride' in all its disgusting, and extremely nasty reality - I doubt anything that happens in beaner-town can compete - unless of course the beaners have public 'horn-blowing', masturbation, and/or anal copulation on the sidewalks.

All who claims these sorts of actions are "normal and healthy" have shit-stained teeth and a butt-hole that can swallow a football.

Jimbo, Moonbattery 45 Comments [6/27/2010 4:18:46 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74033

[Obama] is probably a homosexual like Larry Sinclair claimed because he was deserted by his father and had an abusive stepfather. He was deserted by his mother and mentored by a communist, pornographer pedophile Davis when he was a vulnerable teenage boy with low self esteem. His mother was probably a whore who slept around with lots of men as teenager when it was rare for teenage girls to have sex since it was before the sexual revolution and very plausible that zero hates women because he can not like a mother who was a white slut and deserted him, although she was a good fellow traveler.

So it is not surprising that he would idealize and support such nihilistic, destructive behavior because he loathes himself and God. He is angry at the world for being black and wants to destroy Western Civilization. Legitimizing gay behaviors through laws destroys Christianity (Judaism) and the natural family which are several goals of communists anyway.

The above is just my educated opinion.

savagesusie, Free Republic 71 Comments [6/27/2010 4:18:34 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74007

(note to all: I didn't want to post the whole article, but you should read it to get the idea how utterly f*cked this is, basically socially prostituting your children.)

Article: Need a Spouse...ANYONE?

I guess the moral to this tale is—Brothers, do your duty! If you have older unmarried sisters…shame on you. Get out and meet some men who might be a proper match for your sisters. Invite them home, plan a big feed. Talk to your sisters. Talk PLAIN, bold and direct with them. Tell them what each guy likes and dislikes, his dreams and his ambitions, his taste in food and styles. Talk to your guy friends. Say something like this, “Hey, you looking for a bride? I got four sisters and would consider it a privilege for you to drop in and take your pick. My parents trust my judgment and I’m giving you high marks. Of course, my sisters are picky, and they have the last word, but I’ll throw in a good word for you with them, too. Now, the oldest sister is kinda bossy, but she always gives in after a little persuasion. She’s the smartest. So if you think you would enjoy a little challenge but get a good mate for the extra effort…she’s your gal. My next sister is not so cute, but she is the nicest of the bunch. Whoever gets her will do well, because she already makes a pile of money in her business. Then, maybe you like loud mouths. My third sister is for sure, but she can make everybody laugh. She is the life of the party. I have to admit, I like taking her with me when I travel because she gets to know everyone so easy. You’re kinda quiet, so she might be the best for you. My youngest sister is still too young for marriage, so just forget about her unless you want to go on her list of possible guys for when she gets a little older. If you’re interested in her, I can e-mail you in three or four years. So how about it…wanta check out the fam? I got four other guys coming Sunday for brunch, so you better hurry if you want the pick of the litter.”

Debi Pearl, nogreaterjoy.com 112 Comments [6/26/2010 3:46:13 AM]
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Submitted By: genius13
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Quote# 74022

First of all, and most importantly:

I claim the right of superiority of men over women, because it is natural law. screw with nature law, and everything comes crashing down.

I claim the right of superiority of men over women, because my gender has done everything to get us to where we are today. that progress would not have been achieved if left to women.

I also claim the right to superiority over women because of the selfish, destructive manner in which women (as a group) behave, and the kaos in society that follows. those womens rights that have negative effects on society should be removed from them.

coffeecup248, antimisandry.com 78 Comments [6/26/2010 3:00:23 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74020

In reply to "Are there any well-known atheists that have made serious contributions to humanity?"


I have seen the answers below, but the sad thing is, unlessan athiest had taught people how to fear God, then they have not contributed to humanity. For when the forces of God starts to destroy this earth and to take people of righteousness to the Kingdom then what anything else have mattered, men and women who leads others to Christ are the true contributors of humanity.





Nivek4963, Answer Bag 55 Comments [6/26/2010 2:59:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 74014

(Submitter's note: Fuck it, I'm tired of defending my fellow Texans. Spread this as far and wide as you can, criticize as much as you want. Maybe if enogh of an effigy is made of it it can be shot down. Be sure to read full text)

Family and Defense of Marriage – We support the definition of marriage as a God–ordained, legal and moral commitment only between a natural man and a natural woman, which is the foundational unit of a healthy society, and we oppose the assault on marriage by judicial activists. *** We further call on Congress to pass and the state legislatures to ratify a marriage amendment declaring that marriage in the United States shall consist of and be recognized only as the union of a natural man and a natural woman. Neither the United States nor any state shall recognize or grant to any unmarried person the legal rights or status of a spouse.



Texas GOP Party Platform, Texas GOP 62 Comments [6/26/2010 2:59:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Atheist In Foxhole
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Quote# 74019

(On the topic of Pokemon)


I know some parents think it's "innocent fun", but to me for a Christian to have "innocent fun" with demons, just isn't possible...or at least shouldn't be. I know the child doesn't think they're "real" but that's just the problem in my mind...because as far as I'm concerned, they ARE real. Oh I don't mean that there are demons with those specific names and qualities, but there are demons and playing this game to me makes it seem as though demons are no big deal on the one hand; and then later, when the child is older, maybe old enough to get into things like dungeons and dragons etc. then the demons just may start to seem pretty neat...like what child wouldn't like to have those powers etc? Neither frame of mind is a good one in my opinion.

Then too the Lord says we are to avoid even the appearance of evil and this to me certainly falls in that category.

Cindy, Fresh Hope 106 Comments [6/25/2010 12:13:59 PM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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Quote# 74095

(snipped from a larger article for brevity)

[...]Guardian Council chief Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati told worshipers during his Friday sermon that to stay silent on the issue of improper hijab, or veil, amounts to a mortal sin. He likened women whose hair peaks out from under their scarves to hardened criminals.

"Drug traffickers are hanged, terrorists are executed and robbers are punished for their crimes, but when it comes to the law of God, which is above human rights, [some individuals] stay put and speak about cultural programs," Jannati said, referring to Ahmadinejad.

"Shall we let badly-veiled women be free in the society corrupt our youth?" he added.

Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati, LA Times 63 Comments [6/25/2010 3:31:49 AM]
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The "Jesus had two daddies" Award

Look at how well he turned out

Quote# 74017

First, President Obama again declares June “Gay Pride Month” and now he’s actually using Father’s Day to attack the traditional (Biblical) family – as he did in a presidential Father’s Day Proclamation. Here’s a line taken from yesterday’s proclamation:


“… Nurturing families come in many forms, and children may be raised by a father and mother, a single father, two fathers, a step father, a grandfather, or caring guardian. …”

No, Mr. President, the family was created and designed by God – with one father and one mother, each bringing unique and needed qualities to a family. While in this broken world children are sometimes raised by single parents or grandparents, being raised in a climate of homosexuality by two men is the ultimate of dysfunction – not nurturing.



Bill (BJ) Johnson, www.americandecency.org 85 Comments [6/24/2010 2:34:57 PM]
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