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Quote# 74085

"Hercolubus, a planet so called by the sages of antiquity, is approaching our Solar System and is the cause of great concern for those who know about such cosmic phenomena. In our former encounter, Hercolubus put an end to the Atlantean civilisation. These facts are duly related through all the “Universal Floods” of different religions and cultures. The consequence of the very close proximity of Hercolubus will be great upheaval in all corners of our planet. The internal fire will bring about innumerable volcanoes and earthquakes. When Hercolubus is very close, a complete revolution of the Earth’s axis will take place. Throughout all the ages, great sages have thoroughly investigated the return of the “Red planet” and have alerted us about this cosmic phenomenon."

(I suggest that you order the free book at the bottom of the page, it's full of bizarre conspiracy/fundy quotes and quite amusing)

V.M. Rabolu, http://www.hercolubus.tv/ 19 Comments [6/29/2010 9:59:06 PM]
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Quote# 74027

All life on this planet was manufactured in a factory some where else.

Once created..... each replication is inferior to the previous..

thats why we no longer have access to the time grid.. (ability to see past and future)

had to develope speech as our telepathic skills are all but extinguished...

what we consider to be evolution is actually decay...

but what else do you expect from a godless new world order mind programming...

all vaccines are poisonous and are the human species are better off decaying slower rather than faster due to the mercury from a needle.

elpressiedente, David Icke's Official Forums 30 Comments [6/26/2010 11:13:33 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 73857

I've been suspecting this for a long time...that Feminism and sanctioned misandry is really just a way to divide and conquer a people and to prevent any uprisings or revolution.
The state does not want another Jesus to appear. If Jesus came down from heaven and revealed himself...you bet that the armies of this planet would descend upon him and crucify him all over again, and those armies themselves would most likely be Christian.

There are little hints here and there that Feminism is really a government ploy. For example, in the USA, Feminism was and still is CIA funded. CIA is notorious for overthrowing governments or snuffing out revolutions...what makes the USA any different?

yinyangbalance, antimisandry.com 22 Comments [6/23/2010 7:04:31 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 73989

Context: On being told that the "Technocracy" he fears is a fictional entity from a White Wolf(tm) roleplaying game

Addendum: I have been told that the Brotherhood of Technocracy is just agame-playing role, a computer game? May be it is, but then a Satanic one. One commentator tells about a world where " the world-wide alliance of vampires using humans like cattle, and the werewolves fight evil spirits intent on bringing about the Apocalypse". If that´s true it is something my 5-year-old grandson is playing with. However, I understand it is a game for adults! Its goal is world domination: "It still holds the world, her peoples and resources in its grasp" - exactly the goal of the New World Order ( see videos on right margin of this blog). There is a lot of disinformation simulating to be real - and making it impossible to discern between game and reality - unless you are an insider. The game also speaks of Alice Bailey´s ascended masters using 7 "hierarchies" as also used by Alice Bailey of Luci(fer)´s Trust, the spiritual dimension of the UN.
Reactions to this article indicate a very heavy engagement in this surrealistic New Age game - and seem to imply that we all know of this role game. I did not - and I wonder how many of you did? Such games are very dangerous in my opinion - and I should warn any one to engage in them. This is even more dangerous than I thought - apt to catch outsiders seeking for a spirtual dimension in life - to give the impression that the quest for the New World Order is just - a computer game - using a historical organisation!!! Technocracy as a political power from the 1930´es is a historical fact - and it still exists and works behind the stage today. Why does Technocracy put up with having its name abused by such a New Age game?

The Technocratic Brotherhood probably = the Illuminati - or the Illuminists which the EU professes (explanatory statement) I suggest we change the name of Technocratic Brotherhood to illuminati - and the contents of the so-called Technocracy game fits very well into that organisations history - maybe apart from the precise dates. This would explain why the technocrats are the light keepers - just as Weishaupt declared the illuminati to be Lucifer´s light holders - and derived from Luciferian teachings older than the illuminati. After the Nicene Illuminati (about 325 AD), a revival was seen with the Alumbrados in Spain in late Middle Ages. and here. After they faded came in 1776 Weishaupt´s historic Ancient Illuminate Seers of Bavaria as described by e.g. David Allen Rivera - surviving in free masonry and outside till this day. Chapter survey here. This global elite is Luciferian - as described by Fritz Springmeyer - who today is imprisoned for unproven charges of bank robbery (and he was lucky! William Cooper was gunned down for writing this on the Luciferianism of the Illuminati!). More Illuminati Luciferianism is seen at the Rockefeller Centre. Here is Wikipedia on the Bohemian Grove Luciferianism of the elite.
But technocracy is just a game? Is it? So is Illuminati - they try to make us believe! I guess there is a desire of the elite to veil its elitist organisation, making people believe, the New World Order is just a computer game. For as Adam Weishaupt stated: It was necessary to work under absolute secrecy and delusion to dominate the world. Beware!

Anders, Technocracy: Active, Ancient Satanistic Brotherhood 26 Comments [6/23/2010 6:10:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr
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Quote# 73864

[Re. President Obama]

This queer talking 138 lb. sonofabitch came out of nowhere like a pedophile handing out hope-n-change candy bars out of the back of his van at a grammar school. 143 grueling days logged in the senate. Half the time required to be trained as a janitor in a porn theater. Prior to that, a creepy Harvard guest speaker of unglued, rambling nonsense. I've heard it. As insightful and interesting as the excitement found in a Pier One saleswoman's voice on wicker furniture. Black liberation theology combined with law(read; force) to steal from one group of people to buy votes from another. A Manchurian bullshit artist fronted by Soros and an assortment of other eastern european globalists and currency traders.

To date, we don't know where this queer talking son of a female canine was born, but we do know he was the son of a runny nose coke whore whom his absent daddy knocked up one night after she got off the pole after doing a series of vertical pinwheels. Then, he was sold into slavery to granola-eating Berkley lifers. We've heard the tales of open sex parties and the beat poets who dribbled LSD infected prose into PA systems in his living room while he rocked back and forth in the corner of the kitchen as he rotated his fists into his eyeballs.

His childhood was like being raised by the symbionese liberation army, kidnapped in the mold of Patty Hearst. The artificial fathers, the stand-ins, the proxies, the kid was like a hot potato, a badge they could use as a prop, 'see, he's a black baby' etc. etc. Meanwhile, they dipped their lightly toasted pita bread into the Trader Joe's tapenade and washed it down with a Pinot Noir.

See how that works? You get yourself a multicultural one and you get whitey bonafides in the college town. Whether its Princess Di or Bradgelina. Same thing at the Dunham house. It was like a state run kennel.

What a better way to transform America than to use a swarthy prop as a dashboard president? That's the ultimate in lefty world. Skin tone proof of your own virtues. Its like validating a parking ticket at a restaurant.

Obama was never qualified or vetted. He was MADE, like Pacino in a Francis Ford Coppola flick. Constructed. Glued. Stitched. Sown. Together. Manufactured. A synthetic. The product of politically cynical lab work. A university kid who got university money(no one knows where) to attend university life and take deconstructionist classes and sit inside insulated walls inside university classrooms, far away from real life and eat the cardboard of fake and faraway universes, worlds of make believe, where you take from some people and give to others. The black liberation cults helped to foster such a sense of redistributionist themes. Themes of reparation and societal breakdown and wedge strategy. How to induce the fruit of anarchy and despoil the middle class. Slavery for slavery. Time to turn it all around and make them finally pay.

So where is such a person born? Hawaii doesn't know. Neither does Chicago. Or Connecticut. There are some who say Indonesia. They have put statues there saying so. There are some who say Pakistan. Kenya. Outer space. He will never tell us. We will never know.

Wyatt Junker, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [6/20/2010 7:42:28 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 73835

Sports venues are the opiate of the masses. Look around on some football night and see just how mind controlled and how asleep the nation really is. Add to the fact that these mind controlled idiots can only talk sports and can recite historical wins and players and yet knows nothing about the health care bill or could care less that the world is headed to war by those that pretend to support America.

Israel is an enemy of the world and America is right at the top of the list of States that Israel will attack with no concern for humanity. As such, it is my opinion that America’s most pressing enemy is the State of Israel. Sooner or later the world will agree with me. Too bad that by the time many figure it out, the world will be in flames from the nuclear holocaust that Israel seeks to begin.

I find it metaphysically interesting that it would be Israel that would begin WWIII, but then again at this time in our dealing with Israel, I would have to agree that Mel Gibson was right. He may have been drunk, but Mel Gibson was right when he stated that all wars and human suffering has been started or created by Israel. So true and yet so ironic in view that Israel was the victim of the “Holocaust” and now seeks to holocaust the rest of the world just for a few dollars more and a little more power.

Israel’s quest to rule the planet and all its resources is being aided by alien hybrid influence and we see the demonic influences in Israeli foreign policy all the time.

Soccer and sports is the opiate of the masses and until we learn to say NO, we are going to be killed in a slow and methodical manner by those that are not mind controlled by sports events and meaningless athletic prowess.

Mothman, Info Wars 22 Comments [6/20/2010 7:41:30 AM]
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Submitted By: BigD1987
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Quote# 73882

Gulf Oil Spill

Is A HOAX

As I've said all along, it's a HOAX. None of the usual "disaster" teams (including FEMA) have been activated to head off a coastal catastrophe.

That's because there's no catastrophe.


Doc Velocity , Above Top Secret 28 Comments [6/19/2010 9:54:36 PM]
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Quote# 73752

I have been naming the former British Prime Minister, the now late Ted Heath, since 1998 to be a child-killing paedophile Satanist and, in terms of his 'high-office', he is far from a rarity (see article below this one). I know others, including one who spent a long time in that position.

These networks control governments, national and local, 'law' offices, police, courts, coroners' offices, crematoria, social services, law firms and so on, and they have their own doctors and pathologists to ensure when necessary that they can cover up how people have truly met their fate.

David Icke, Davidicke.com 17 Comments [6/19/2010 12:56:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 73736

Like the Chinese scumbags, our doctors are going to find how awesome it is when the death panels go through, and harvested organs (from non-terminal patients) become a huge money-making business.

Wolf Counsel, Free Conservatives 20 Comments [6/16/2010 4:19:34 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 73721

I have long contended that a "systematic" Jewish holocaust was impossible because the Nazis had no objective and reliable way of identifying Jews and non-Jews. This claim is often pooh-poohed with examples of how supposedly easy it was for the Nazis to objectively and reliably identify Jews.

Larry Fafarman, I'm from Missouri  33 Comments [6/15/2010 2:43:19 PM]
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Quote# 73681

(In a thread titled "Bill Gates population control")

Don't you love propaganda and disinformation? I say if the rich elite want to reduce the population they start by killing themselves, but that will never happen because it would solve everyone elses problems the world over instantly and permanently.

Better to fluoridate the water, hormonally alter meat (AND dairy produced by the hormonally altered cows), genetically alter the vegetables, irradiate peoples brains with telephones and put mercury in vaccines.

Oh, and don't forget to charge them for it or they'll wise up to the fact they're eating poison (sad but true, if you were given a free meal you'd question if it was poisoned or not but if you pay for it, well, you get what you get now don't you).


jimmykeller, Survivalist Forum 22 Comments [6/14/2010 9:06:56 PM]
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Quote# 73694

I can tell you this, my dad was in the Navy in the V-War and he knew Military Doctors who where 24/7 on constant watch by phone, bugs, camera's, satelites and everything, Because he worked on medicines for the government.

He was told one time that there was a cure for everything it's just how they control the population and make money in the long run. By coming out with false medicines. It will only damage about 1/3 of the people who buy it so they know they will make money even after all the sueing.

It's messd up how they can't even let us know whats going on, without us this country would be nothing.

Turles, Alex's DBZ RPG 20 Comments [6/14/2010 2:36:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Kat
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Quote# 73625

I am an alien hybrid. What makes me know so? Experience on earth. Why would anyone care? I have no idea, but apparently being truthful about who you are on earth and sharing your experiences is something that is happening more and more on earth with other alien hybrids that prefer to be called ascension beings.

Theresa J. Thurmond Morris, UFO Digest 37 Comments [6/12/2010 3:31:27 PM]
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Quote# 73661

"I have a college degree in Psychology. I have read countless studies on this issue and have done research on it. And I am sorry, but I need a little more evidence than simply what is said in Leviticus to determine whether or not homosexuality is a mental disorder. At this point, taking in all the evidence and studies I’ve analyzed, I cannot say that it is a mental disorder. I also can’t say for sure that it isn’t."

I never referred to Leviticus. I used to run the Homosexual Agenda ping list and did tons of research and linked to articles and tried my best to educate anyone interested. I’m done with that now as anyone who still thinks homosexuals are born that way is either not educable or is part of the problem.

1. There are uncountable numbers of former homoseuxals.

2. The vast majority of homosexuals were molested/seduced as children or adolosecents by older homosexuals. IOW, recruited - made homosexual.

3. Most homosexuals had very poor or non-existant relationships with their fathers and often poor relationships with their mothers.

So what if it’s always been in human society? So has murder, kidnappying, lying, theft and rape. Your point?

They will never go away? They aren’t civil. The homosexual agenda is a tyrannical Nazi-like effort to destroy freedom of speech, religion and association. It will only be civil when they shut up about their sexual perversion and leave everyone else alone.

You want me to be civil? I’ll be civil when they stop pushing their hateful and destructive agenda in the schools, on the Boy Scouts, in the military, in colleges, workplaces, pushing same sex marriage on states, and more.

You make me disgusted with your not so veiled insults - as though people who are disgusted with sexual perversion being forced on everyone as normal and natural being the ones who are not civil.

It’s the other way around, buddy!

And a degree in psychology is a Big Black mark, not something to be proud of. It means you’ve gotten years of indoctrination in leftist garbage, so you won’t impress very many people on FR with that.

little jeremiah , Free Republic 44 Comments [6/9/2010 12:07:09 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 73432

[Note: This is written in the third person, but appears to have been posted by the candidate herself. Cris Ericson is a perennial third party candidate for various elected offices in Vermont.]

Cris Ericson made a "Birther" comment on someone else's blog in June 2008, and then filed her ballot access petition signatures in July to go on the official election ballot in Vermont for Governor and for U.S. Representative to Congress.

It is legal in Vermont to be on the ballot for one State and one Federal Office. In August 2008 she went to the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles in Springfield, Vermont
to update her drivers' license and was told that her name and social security number did not exist in their computer. She made two trips to Social Security in Rutland, Vermont
and was told that her name and social security number did not exist in their computer.

She filed in Court and filed online Federal Fraud Complaints. Three weeks later, at the end of August 2008, she received a "new" Social Security Card with the EXACT SAME NAME & NUMBER SHE'S USED SINCE SHE WAS 16 YEARS OLD!

DID OBAMA'S 2008 ELECTION CAMPAIGN TEAM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS? WERE THEY ATTACKING HER FOR LEAVING ONE BLOG COMMENT?

DID VERMONT SECRETARY OF STATE, DEBORAH MARKOWITZ, HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST CRIS ERICSON?


Cris Ericson, United States Marijuana Party 2010 - Vermont 27 Comments [6/9/2010 11:33:08 AM]
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