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Quote# 74654

Dear Mr. Lincoln

We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!

In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.

The tea party position to “end the bailouts” for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds.

And the ridiculous idea of “reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government.” What kind of massa would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions!

The racist tea parties also demand that the government “stop the out of control spending.” Again, they directly target coloreds. That means we Coloreds would have to compete for jobs like everybody else and that is just not right.

Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government “stop raising our taxes.” That is outrageous! How will we coloreds ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn? Totally racist! The tea party expects coloreds to be productive members of society?

Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house. Please repeal the 13th and 14th Amendments and let us get back to where we belong.

Sincerely

Precious Ben Jealous, Tom’s Nephew NAACP Head Colored Person

Mark Williams, Reid Report 22 Comments [7/27/2010 7:25:24 AM]
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Quote# 74638

New Reality Show: “Mate with an Ape, White Girl.”

VH1 has a history of pushing niggers on human kids, and celebrating miscegenation and the muddying up the human gene pool that rivals its sister channel MTV, also owned by Viacom (or is it Viacoon?). But they’ve outdone themselves with their new porno “reality” show called “The Ultimate Catch.” And it’s not about fishing, although you might see a shark or two.

That “catch” -- the ideal mate for any single woman according to VH1 -- would be a primitive, freshly picked from the tree, shit-skinned, shaved-headed groid with a career in feetsball and a cranium the size of a softball. The ape, with the help of another nigger friend, gets to choose a date from 80 or so women, almost all human. A few token sheboons are thrown into the mix to minimize any nigger bitching.

The show’s clear message, like all the others bombarding human women every day in the media: A nigger buck is a viable and even desirable mate. Viacom, of course, makes billions on cRap, so it has a vested interest in brainwashing young humans into thinking violent jungle beasts are cool, with shows like “The Ultimate Catch.”

An unfortunate few may painfully discover that with ape mating, what they ultimately catch are pubic lice, chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis B, herpes, HIV/AIDS, etc. (That’s if they survive the beatings and stabbings.)

A better show name might be "The Deadliest Catch."

WeGoneApe, Niggermania 37 Comments [7/27/2010 7:25:13 AM]
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Quote# 74645

This is tyranny. Obama better remember what happens when real Americans have had enough of a tyrant.

Obama and his smug, white-hating wife have plans for being the dicatator (and Mrs. dictator) of a third-world country, populated mainly by ignorant Latinos who will worship him for giving them the remnants of the once great United States.

Note to Obama: We The People have other ideas. Hope you like your retirement in Kenya.

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 32 Comments [7/24/2010 6:49:59 PM]
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Quote# 74580

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — Jim and Joe Rizoli think of themselves as a couple of "wicked pissahs." That's Boston-area lingo for righteous guys who stir up trouble. Righteous or not, the 54-year-old twins are stirring up plenty of trouble in this small city about 20 miles west of Boston. Framingham has 67,000 residents, 20% of whom are Brazilian, representing the largest per capita Brazilian community of any municipality in America. Some of the Brazilians in Framingham are in the country illegally, some have work visas, some were born in the United States and others are naturalized citizens.

The Rizolis scorn them all.

"Framingham has been turned into a Brazilian slave camp," Jim Rizoli told reporters in 2006. His brother Joe, the more belligerent of the pair, has repeatedly declared, "Framingham has been raped by Brazilians."

Four years ago, the Rizolis, who are native sons of Framingham, started gaining notoriety for their public-access cable television show, "Illegal Immigration Chat," a twice-weekly, 39-minute hodgepodge of racist skits, man-on-the-street interviews and recycled Town Meeting footage with running commentary from the Rizolis, who often sound like bigoted conspiracy-nut versions of the loquacious brothers on the popular National Public Radio show "Car Talk."

Jim Rizoli, Southern Poverty Law Center 17 Comments [7/24/2010 12:31:40 PM]
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Quote# 74476

I collect out of print, esoteric CDs. Thrift stores are a great place to find unusual additions to my collection, usually at a fraction of the price one would pay elsewhere, so I have hard time driving by a thrift store without stopping in to see what's available.

The only problem? You guessed it, NIGGERS.

I live in between Oakland and Richmond, California, one of the most niggerfuxated areas of the USA, so I have learned to hold my nose. I also keep a large bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse. Sometimes I even apply it to the bottom of my shoes before I enter my car. No kidding.

The other day I was browsing at a thrift in Oakland. A nasty old buck came shuffling up to the nearby VHS videos and began to flip through them while nigger babbling to himself.

Of course, being a nigger, he then ASSumed that the White woman (me) was interested in his niggerbabble, most likely as a prelude to an attempt at muh diking me.

I ignored him. He persisted.

"Babble babble ook eek Star Wars eeek ekkk Star Trek babble babble nomewhaasayin?"

No, nigger, I don't have a clue what you are saying. I continued to ignore him. (You get very good at ignoring niggers when you live here.)

A sheboon employee walked by and he asked her "whats beez da price of deez heer moobies?" to which she quickly replied "99" as she continued to walk past.

I guess reading the frigging price tags that were stuck on every video as well as the large "All VHS only .99 cents" sign smack dab in front of his nigger lips was too complicated for his nigger brain?

What followed? Again, you guessed it. CHIMPOUT!

"99? OOK EEEK! DAT SHEEIT BEEEZ CRAZY DAT BEEZ SPENSIVE! DEEZ BEEEZ CRAZY WHO DA HELL GONNA PAY 99 FOR A VHS? ALL DA VIDEO AT DA THRIF ON UNIVERSITY ABENU BEEZ ONLY A DOLLA! SHEEEIT! I AIN'T GONNA PAY NO 99 FOR A VHS I KIN BUYS FOR A DOLLA!"

Yes, the nigger Einstein actually thought she meant 99 DOLLARS. Proof that niggers really are dumb enough to believe that the Goodwill would charge 99 dollars for an old, used, beat up copy of Star Wars.

Then he shuffled away, still babbling. I almost wet my pants from laughing. I didn't find any CDs but the CHIMPOUT alone was worth the visit.

Niggers do suck but sometimes they're funny as Hell.

MyNameIsMissAnn, Niggermania 58 Comments [7/19/2010 1:29:19 PM]
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Quote# 74549

[On interracial marriage]

Do you think brain dead whites will take any notice??? especially the females?

From Hurley to Jordan these muppets have been conditioned since childhood to wince with wet ones at almost any form of simian/half breed..

They read stories conjured up in glossy toilet rags like 'marie clare', 'cosmo' etc that a black man/ape is the ultimate thrill.

Probably is when his 'tool' is used with malice and hatred which it invariably is. These stupid women once 'satisfied' are smitten in love - believing they're BEING loved only to end up on the road to ruin being battered, bruised and bankrupted.

Serve 'em right an all!

Anonymous, Sarah Maid of Albion 13 Comments [7/19/2010 1:28:07 PM]
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Quote# 74516

Let's make this clear sow; I couldn't possibly care less about starving niggers. I literally would feel worse about stepping on a frog or lizard by accident than a starving niglet. There is a very specific reason why your niglets are starving; because you start shitting them out at the age of 15, foregoing any kind of education or job training which might give you the ability to provide for them. I don't feel bad about niggers dropping dead, as a matter of a fact, I think it's a good thing. Every nigger that drops dead just means one less human who has to work themselves to death to pay for its monkeyshines.

Hurricane Shaquanda, Chimpout 11 Comments [7/19/2010 1:25:58 PM]
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Quote# 74515

They always do that "riot" thing. Riot only means that "Dey Pohleese ain't in control no mo", and the inner chimp always rises to the occasion. Same thing with their failed attempts of society in Africa, or N.O. for example. No babysitter = chaos. Liberia, for example. Formed because the ex slaves wanted to go home, and the administration at the time knew what was coming, and was happy to send them back, and let them be free. This is where you will find what this country will look like if we don't get our heads out of our asses.

I have a fictional movie script here: ---> Why can't we keep showing on TV all the riot videos of the Watts Riots (1965) LA again in (1992), and now Oakland (2010) ? Eventually, we would start to look upon these beasts like we would a zombie invasion. Fear. Disgust. Hatred. We would all arm up ridiculously heavily, and the movie would go on as intended...you all have seen zombie movies, you get it.

That's the only realistic way I see it happening. The Libtards will never allow the mindless Sheeple (us, supposedly) to be told what science has been telling us all along about these intellectually inferior animals. It is all a feel-good mind-fuck on a global scale. The thing is, it has cost us so immensely much, and returned absolutely nothing. Please wake up, America and Europe. We do not have much time.

Unregistered, Chimpout 9 Comments [7/19/2010 1:25:56 PM]
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Quote# 74551

[On a report about white farmers being murdered in South Africa]

What is happening in South Africa and Rhodesia is exactly what will happen in EVERY white country, once whites become a minority. Anti-racism is just the smiling mask in front of the face of snarling, drooling WHITE GENOCIDE. It always was.

Anonymous, Sarah Maid of Albion 14 Comments [7/19/2010 7:22:25 AM]
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Quote# 74501

Whites are under threat of becoming a minority in their own country within the next thirty years, and face virtual extinction in the next one hundred, thanks to the liberals.

Due to fifty years of uncontrolled third world immigration, millions of new homes are having to be built which will also add millions of pounds to the taxpayer-funded social security bill.

Suicide bombings, terrorist attacks and the future prospect of more terrorist atrocities have all been nurtured under the dogma of liberalism.

White people are being denied their history, their culture, and their traditions, thanks to the liberals and their belief in the new religion of multi-culturalism.

Liberals have spat in the face of those who have fought and died in the British armed forces to defend their homeland against invasion, by giving it away to millions of aliens, while our current generation of young men are being slaughtered in Afghanistan and Iraq.

If Gordon Brown is proud of this record then we believe he should be committed to an insane asylum together with all of those who support him and this evil and poisonous ideology that is Liberalism.

If the evil of Liberalism is allowed to continue its cancerous march across the body of our nation, it will awaken the terrible monster which is the sleeping giant of English Patriotism. And the Blairs and Browns of this world will be made to pay a terrible price for thei crimes against our race and nation.

England First Party, England First Party 15 Comments [7/19/2010 7:04:32 AM]
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Quote# 74546

jews are 36% Negroid

DNA studies prove that jews have as much as 36% Negroid genes, and NO Israelite, Caucasian, or White genes. Other jewish sources report that jews also have Turkish, Khazarian, and Mongolian genes


A.E. Mourant in The Genetics of Jews (Clarendon Press, Oxford, 1978) cites reports of blood group tests on thousands of individual Jews in Europe, North Africa and the Middle East. A strain of genetic homogeneity runs through Jewry. Jews as a group differ from their host populations as a group having a Negro admixture of 5 to 10 per cent. This refutes the Khazar theory of Jewish origin. Even in Russia there have been very few Khazars.


The following statement deserves introspection:

<<<"...as a group (every Sephardim and Askenazim) have a Negro admixture of 5 to 10 per cent.">>>

What's interesting about this statement is that "American" jews claim that ALL races have nigger ancestry, but that jews themselves, according to their OWN DNA studies, have 25% to 35% Negroid blood.

Might it be that "American" jews miscegenated with niggers more than jews elsewhere? Or is that just another jew LIE whose sole intent is to legitimize miscegenation of all races, even their own, to provide "moral" justification for their hideous agenda.



The Christian Party, Christan Party Net 24 Comments [7/18/2010 4:34:53 PM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 74475

Sorry, folks, this is TOO far.

If I just heard correctly, the DOJ will be investigating the case in Oakland to determine if the cop was punished enough.

PLEASE THINK ABOUT ALL THIS.

The DOJ, which has openly taken a stance that no nigger on white crime will be punished, is invading the Oakland case.

The DOJ has not said ONE NIGGER WORD about the past 12 hours of nigger violence and other crimes in Oakland.

The DOJ thinks YT has not been punished enough for stopping a vile nigger criminal.

FACE THIS: Our country is now under South African style nigger rule and ALL HUMAN LIFE is up for niggers to take as they please.

I ask ONCE MORE, "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE HUMANS WHO CLAIMED THEY WOULD DEFEND THIS LAND?!?!?! It's time to stop talking and start doing!"

Ante Nigrum, Niggermania 13 Comments [7/18/2010 7:08:09 AM]
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Quote# 74465

This was drawn by an Aztec shaman (witch doctor) in the 1500s, depicting one of the White Gods (one of the white men) who came to the primitive Aztec savages as a teacher.

The white man is having his beating heart cut out of his bleeding body by an Aztec shaman.



Nothing has changed since then!

Poor Richard, White News Now Forums 25 Comments [7/16/2010 8:51:57 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 74464

[From a thread titled, "Mexicans do not love America."]

The problem is even though we kicked their butt and paid the Mexican government for the land, the Mexican people still think they have rights to it.

What we should have done after we kicked butt and paid for it is built a huge canal, like the Panama Canal. Also, we should have put some of our military bases along the borders as well.

Now, with what we know, I feel that they did this on purpose so that they would have another enemy of our folk besides the blacks that they imported here from Africa. Blacks and Mexicans are too stupid to realize that they're being played by the Jews to further the Jewish interests.


AndrewJackson14, White News Now Forums 15 Comments [7/16/2010 8:51:27 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 74439

Regardless of what happened 10,000 years ago, or what happened 400 years ago, the international Genocide laws made in 1948 to prevent genocide were not made retroactive.

So the united states being 90% white only 50 years ago is reason enough to believe that since there is an ongoing deliberate attempt to blend us out of our Genotype in this area, and all other white majority areas post 1948 is in direct violation of international Genocide laws.

This needs to be pointed out, instead of arguing about the revisionist history we have been fed. If we call them revisionists, then they call us that too.

IN Europe it is even illegal for our Family to even question any aspect of the Holocaust.

So talking about history with those we are trying to wake up will likely fall on deaf ears.

What we need to do is cut right to the heart of the matter, and point out the attempt at Genocide against us right NOW.

Any point we make should include that.

Right now it is about preservation of our Genotype from Genocide.
This is about survival of OUR Genotype.

Flooding every white country with non-whites, using forced integration and the media, government, and schools to glamorize interracial relationships in white majority countries in an attempt to get them to blend their own Genotype out of existence; meets the international criteria for Genocide quite well.

Genocide is any attempt to remove a specific Race IE Genotype.

beefcake, White News Now 14 Comments [7/16/2010 8:40:53 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74459

And no one calls Obama the n-word.

We call him The Diversity Hire who cant handle the work load and scapegoats others for his every failure. Same pattern we see every day at work.

Fen, Riehl World View 23 Comments [7/15/2010 1:14:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Anarkitty
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Quote# 74443

I agree with the prior posts. Niggers would actually be happier in Africa. They live in a state of total confusion among humans but in Africa they could kill/fuck/eat each other without the police showing up to spoil the fun.

Of course, it would be unfair to the many animals living in Africa now that are smarter than niggers - like zebras and rodents and fruit flies - to have boatloads of wild, stinking groids show up.

Left on their own in jungles the nigger beast would destroy itself in a generation.

I also think the stated nigger IQ average of 85 is inflated. I bet it is more like 70. Look at the picture (if you can stomach it) of that disgusting, fat, sub-human sow who be gradumacated and gets its diplolmah and sheet. That vile, foul monster creature is no more of a human than a banana tree. Its tiny brain is primed to squeeze out multiple worthless nigglets until its sub-monkey uterus
falls out.

Giving ANY academic recognition to that illiterate pavement ape is beyond belief. Even the highly intelligent niggers with IQs between 77 and 81 must realize what an embarrassment the clueless sow heaps on the nigger species.

The NY school system should immediately fire anyone associated with this.

Israeli Defense Force , Niggermania 34 Comments [7/15/2010 1:01:58 AM]
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Quote# 74440

Why is Mexico a dangerous, dirty, lawless land?

Is it the air, the water, the geographic location? No!

Mexico has fertile soil, abundant resources, a better climate that the rest of North America.

Mexico would be a paradise, if it were not full of Mexicans.

A lot of people are shot to death in Mexico every single day, and every murder takes place with an illegal firearm.

The Mexicans are not allowed to own firearms, yet gun crime continues.

Mexicans are a backward, primitive, lawless people, and they will never fit into this, or any, Civilized Society!

Mexicans belong in Mexico!

Poor Richard, White News Now Forum 21 Comments [7/15/2010 1:01:19 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74444

This is excellent thinking. You know your nigger. The darker, the stupider. Of course, all of these filthy spooks are more like gorillas than humans.
As a matter of fact, this was proven in a study done at Oxford University in 1937. It was firmly established that the nigger is a sub-species of the ape. The Brits even successfully mated several captive niggers with gorillas in cages at the London Zoo in that same year as an adjunct to the Oxford investigation. Just look at one. The nose, the lips, the knuckle dragging - all are dead giveaways.

It pays to be very wary of niggers trying to pass as human beings. The high yellows often try this trick. Look at the fingernails - niggers' have no moons. The rancid odor is also a dead giveaway. Also, no matter how hard they try to speak English, nigger-babble creeps in. I "be," etc. As a human being, you must be vigilant.


Sieg Heil 88/14

heinrich himmler, Niggermania 33 Comments [7/14/2010 11:37:47 AM]
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Quote# 74392

The desire to propagate ones own kind is natural. It is rare in nature that this drive is limited. The question is, does nature cull out those it finds unfit for reproduction? Homosexuals must be encouraged to separate their lifestyles from the community at large. Homosexuality must not be taught as a positive lifestyle. The homosexual population is quite small and not the major threat to Aryan survival. The right-wing is obsessed with this subject and devote too much time and money to this segment of the population. Closet homosexuals have existed for thousands of years. The best that Aryan heterosexual society can do is to limit their collective influence and keep the closet door shut. This issue must be approached from a genetic view.

Tom Metzger, W.A.R. 8 Comments [7/14/2010 10:29:37 AM]
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Quote# 74395

All systems are oligarchy. There is no other. They ad trappings such as the silly Democracy title but all governments are rule by the few no matter what you call them. It follows that we desire a White Racist non Colonial, Non empire White nation who ever supports that we will support. We are also White Pan Aryanist or Pan White supporting Whites all over the World. We will fight race destruction through thick and thin and never CO exist voluntarily with it.

Tom Metzger, W.A.R. 14 Comments [7/13/2010 8:27:45 PM]
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Quote# 74428

Whites who desire blacks sexually are depraved. When a people rejects God and goodness (as many in the West do) then standards are totally corrupted. Having rejected the good, man cannot even recognise that his "goodness" turns into evil!

Anonymous, Sarah Maid of Albion 20 Comments [7/13/2010 6:34:02 PM]
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Quote# 74427

It is simply beyond my comprehension how any White woman can willing bring herself to desire the pollution of sexual union with a black man. To do this is a mark of corruption of her mind and soul to the point of irreparable damage, I think. I know, of course, that many White women are raped by blacks so that the sexual union is involuntary, but the numerous mixed race couples shown in the video all represent will unions, unions in which the women freely consent to join themselves to these black creatures. How utterly degrading!

I am baffled. Do they do it for the shock value? Are they trying to prove how "open minded" (= empty minded) they are? Are they such whores that they are driven by the extra testosterone that the black men are reputed to provide? Where is Jack the Ripper when you need him?

Dr.D, Sarah Maid of Albion 32 Comments [7/13/2010 6:33:43 PM]
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Quote# 74416

[A poster states that President Obama doesn't hate white people.]

You are a parrot, self loathing white person hoping to be accepted. It won't happen. Obama does hate white folk, when he looks in the mirror he doesn't see a half white person, when he speaks with Michelle they discuss how cool it is that black folk are finally going to get pay back. As for the mostly white folk in the cabinet: they are just like you pathetic self loathing white people who buy into the idea that they are deficient by being born white.

Skin color should make absolutely no difference to anyone. Unfortunately liberals can't see past it. American exceptionalism to libs is being different; homosexual, goth, black, latino, et al.

This against real exceptionalism which is freedom and liberty for all, equal justice and opportunity. Such things do exist but are fading fast under Obamunisim.

handy1, Moonbattery 27 Comments [7/12/2010 2:22:21 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 74415

[Re. a member of the "New Black Panther Party" calling for the murder of all white babies.]

For all White a$$holes: this idiot IS black america. I know, Ace of Spades, and Michael Medved, and Hugh Hewett, etc, will site this as ANOTHER isolated incident. Blacks hate Whites. I have no idea what it will take for you people to get that through your thick heads. Rappers, bidnessmen in suits, the guy in your dept who insists that you all listen to cool jazz, etc...they hate you. The TV commercials that portray you as weak, and dorky, while the black guy is so cool and in charge, etc...What the fark more do you need?

Internalize that, and the rest will be easy...

JS, Moonbattery 30 Comments [7/11/2010 3:06:38 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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