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Quote# 76440

JUDGE: You two men want to adopt and raise a boy?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we want to create a family.

JUDGE: Create a family?

TWO MEN: Yes, your honor, we desire it -it is our right.

JUDGE: Hmmmm... What about the rights of the child?

TWO MEN: As two men that want a family we feel we know best what a child requires and can provide it because we really want a family and without us a child will go unwanted without a family.

JUDGE: So you want a family? You need a child to make a family? YET you claim you provide the child a family?

TWO MEN: Well, we do love each other. Love will find a way...

JUDGE: Why should the State give two men a child when the two men claim to want a child YET do not want a child enough to procreate with a member of the opposite sex? Seems abnormal to me...

TWO MEN: Well your honor we are normal -psychologists have declared it true. We try very hard to procreate with each other -we have sex with each other quite often... AND we love each other...

JUDGE: OH -that makes sense... I guess you really do want children. Trying hard the impossible and destined to failure is worthy and should be rewarded. I now pronounce you a family... Next case...

DBeers , Free Republic 75 Comments [9/30/2010 10:03:10 AM]
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Quote# 76432

The USA government is suppose to be a government by the people for the people. The government is suppose to establish laws and enforce them.

If the people establish something as law, no one has a "RIGHT" to break the law....unless it's contray to the Word of God.

If homosex was outlawed, they wouldn't be using the public school systems as homosex indoctrination centers, or using hellivision to tell children how normal it is to be gay/queer/whatever. They wouldn't have a "right" to perform vile sex acts as it would be illegal.

The homosex craze is advancing as fast as it is because we let it happen....and as a nation are responsible as such.

Shawn S, RR 78 Comments [9/29/2010 3:22:34 AM]
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Quote# 76430

[After referencing articles about astronauts becoming slightly taller in low gravity.]

Therefore, it should be of no conflict with science to claim that Adam's size, or man's initial size on earth in general, was in the neighborhood of 90 feet tall, or that the first human-race ever walked on earth was around 90 feet tall, give or take 10 to 20 feet between the creatures' differences in heights as we today have people as tall as 7 feet and as short as 2 feet tall. The reason for this is simply because the planet earth was much smaller than what it is now.

abuhafidz402, Islam is the TRUTH blog 89 Comments [9/29/2010 3:21:57 AM]
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Quote# 76415

Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own. The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children.
Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character.

The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents. The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience. Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads. All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong".

concerned about politics, Free Republic 77 Comments [9/29/2010 3:20:17 AM]
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Quote# 76414

[Lt. Gen. Thomas P. Bostick referred to anti-gay soldiers as "bigots."]

The Obama virus of Islamo-Marxist-Chiago Gangsterism is permeating our national body. People will have to choose between God or Satan. This is good. The line is being drawn on earth.

Armaggedon, Free Republic 68 Comments [9/29/2010 3:17:57 AM]
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Quote# 76389

"Now, I saw that speech Obama gave to children, nothing particularly radical jumped out at me. I really think people are overreacting. It was a lot of encouraging children to get an education and work hard and not let other people convince them they're doomed to failure. How is that a bad thing? Shouldn't we want our children to go to do the best they can? Or am I missing something?"

This sounds psychological to me Who is dooming America's children to failure?

Sounds a little Hitler-esque to me.

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 69 Comments [9/28/2010 3:56:21 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 76370

Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!

Indeed, check out WHO has fragged their buddies since 1991. Muslim troops.

I had a Marine who was a muzzie and used his religion like a club, until I caught him drinking in the barracks. OOPS!

They don't assimilate. It is fact. They are as silent as mosque mice when asked to speak out against islamic terrorism. Silence = Consent.

None of them should be on active duty and if they ARE allowed to serve, located in non-combatant areas and weaponless. They ARE the fifth column.

Conan, Moonbattery 99 Comments [9/27/2010 3:52:33 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 76349

Ernst Roehn, by the way, was actively gay. In fact you couldn’t be promoted within the SA unless you were.

J Wilkinson is right. Atheists and secular humanists, in common with Nazis, are into euthanasia. Catholics aren’t.

Imagine this future dystopia in which Richard Dawkins has become Prime Minister.

Dear Mr and Mrs Shameless

Your claim for Income Based Jobseeker’s Allowance, Housing Benefit, Child Benefit and Council Tax Benefit is time-limited by law and will soon expire. This means you will not get any benefits after [DATE].

An appointment has been made for you and your family to attend the Harold Shipman Exit Clinic at

[ADDRESS]

on the above date. You do not need to bring any sleepwear or personal belongings with you.

It is important that you keep this appointment, as another is unlikely to be available for several months.

You must also notify us at once if any member of your family is pregnant and due to give birth before your clinic appointment date, as an abortion will have to be arranged as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully

Manager
Job Centre Plus
On behalf of the Secretary of State for Work and Social Hygiene

Michael Petek, Protest the Pope 53 Comments [9/27/2010 3:48:12 AM]
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Quote# 76259

[President Obama stated that "here in the United States, Ramadan is a reminder that Islam has always been part of America and that American Muslims have made extraordinary contributions to our country.”]

Islam has always been a part of America? Really? Will Obama provide us with a list of the Muslim Founding Fathers, the Muslim heroes of the American Revolution, the names of the Muslims killed fighting in the Civil War, World War I, and World War II—surely the President will have no trouble coming up with all that, will he? And he could also throw in a list of those “extraordinary contributions” that Muslims have made to our country. Aside from being the impetus for some extraordinary innovations in airport security, I can’t think of any. But I sure Barack Obama must be way ahead of me.

And so for this Ramadan, Barack Obama gave U.S. Muslims a grand mosque at Ground Zero, and an American pedigree as sterling and impeachable as his own. Will this be enough to stop the jihad against the U.S.? Smarter bets would be on its instead growing bolder than ever.

Robert Spencer, Human Events 73 Comments [9/26/2010 2:21:59 PM]
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Quote# 76198

Despite Obama's early claims that he is a Christian, the American people are not stupid. Simply calling oneself a Christian, does not make one a Christian. Obama's heart tilts toward radical Islam and the terrorist states which it foments.

Larry Klayman, World Net Daily 59 Comments [9/26/2010 2:20:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 76340

[Subtitle for RR's The One World Government System subforum.]

This is not a forum for conspiracy theories, this is a place for news, articles, and commentaries regarding the UN/EU, and the emerging One World Government revealing end times events. Matthew 24; Romans 8:22 Conspiracy threads will be deleted.

RR Admins, RR 64 Comments [9/26/2010 1:01:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Tiberius
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Quote# 76338

Why NASA and its scientists insist that the universe is not like what the Qura'n says? The HADITH said that the distance betwenn the Earth and the first heaven is 500 years.. not light years but in that age's way of measuring .. walking and riding camels. Now it is said that billions and billions of miles distance us from stars.. then it is said that there is no end to the universe, although it is known in islam that there is heavens and the chair of god and the ultimate ceiling of the worlds: sedrat al-muntaha. those new beliefs made man unaware of his importance. they told us we are just specks of dust.. nothing. That leads to man behaving as if there is no meaning in life.. as if he is nothing that maters. Atheists love this line of thinking.. we shouldn't.

Mando Salama, Geocentric Islam 40 Comments [9/26/2010 1:00:49 PM]
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Quote# 76335

[Re. censorship in Islamic nations.]

I’ll tell you, I just came back from the Middle East, and it was refreshing. With all that is going on, it was refreshing not to be constantly bombarded with smut all the time.

Christine O'Donnell, Think Progress 57 Comments [9/26/2010 12:57:48 PM]
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Quote# 76333

[Obama recently began attending a church]
Muslims infiltrate churches to assimilate until they are stronger in numbers and demand sharia or face jihad

Praying for muslims to find the real Jesus


Buzzardhut, RR 47 Comments [9/26/2010 12:57:22 PM]
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Quote# 76330

I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers, my Mom and Dad have died and gone to hell because they did not believe in the Jesus of the Bible. I am the only one of my siblings that believe in Jesus as my savior. They do not want me around because every time I do come around they say that they can’t relax and that they feel guilty around me, hmmmm could it be the Holy Spirit is convicting them, I think so. [Bible verses...] You and all the true Christians are my true family we have been born again not of flesh but of the Spirit of God. So, my siblings are my family of the flesh but not of the Spirit. I will continue to see them, but with great sorrow and patients love and kindness in constant prayer for their salivation.

Jack, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [9/26/2010 12:56:29 PM]
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Quote# 76322

Today at work a co-worker and I were on our breaks at the same time. We had to eat out in the lobby (I work at a McDonald's) because the store manager was talking to another employee about something. He was making small talk and then out of nowhere asked me what I thought about the mosque in New York. I said that it shouldn't be built because of what Muslims did on 9/11. He said something about not all Muslims being that way. I said that Islam is a religion that tells its adherents to kill those who won't submit. He said (I'm paraphrasing but it was pretty close to this), "Well, I won't kill you if you don't submit." I kind of suspected that he was a Muslim but now I finally knew. And I have to admit, that last thing he said chilled me to the bone.

Anyway, I had a great opportunity to witness and I failed. I just froze up; I wasn't really sure what to say. I've never actually spoken to a person who's holy book tells him to kill me and everyone else that worships the true Living God. I don't know if I'm asking for advice or just sharing a story.

ThePenguin, RR 103 Comments [9/25/2010 5:00:39 PM]
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Quote# 76308

Related to the heresy of democracy is the problem of freedom. In a Righteous Republic, there is freedom to worship, but in a democracy there is the worship of freedom. In the one, there is freedom to worship God according to the Bible, and unbiblical and pagan religions are suppressed. In the other, freedom itself is worshipped, and eventually the true worship of God is suppressed.

There is a sense in which ”freedom” is a good thing. The Bible says so. But it never advocates freedom merely as freedom, or freedom for freedom’s sake. The freedom God approves of is freedom from sin and freedom to worship and obey Him. God freed Israel from Egypt, not so the Jews could sin all they wanted to, but so they could worship and obey God rather than Pharaoh. The same is true in personal salvation: God saves us and frees us, not so that we can serve sin (which is slavery) but so that we can serve Christ (which is true freedom). See how it works?

“Freedom” in a democracy, however, has a different meaning altogether from freedom in a Righteous Republic. Democratic freedom is what is shown in Judges 21:25, “Everyone did what was right in his eyes.” Such freedom means freedom to “do your own thing,” regardless of what God or the Bible says. Democratic freedom means freedom to sin, not freedom to worship God in God’s way.

Most of us would agree that tyranny, such as Marxism, is against the idea of freedom of worship. That is only partly true. Human tyranny believes in a sort of freedom of worship – the freedom to worship Man, be he the Caesar, the Pharaoh, the Furher or the State, which is Man collectivized. Human tyranny does not recognize the freedom to worship God, for such is a false religion which must be suppressed.

Most see that in tyranny. Bur I suggest that the same is true in democracy, at least as it differs from the Righteous Republic. Granted, Christians may enjoy the freedom to worship God for awhile; many do. But in principle, democracy is antithetical to true worship of God. It is schizophrenic – it is pressed between righteousness and unrighteousness, between God and Man. And it always gives in to Man and unrighteousness. Eventually, democracy becomes an opponent of the Righteous Republic, and opens the door to one of two things.

Author Unknown, The Failure of Democracy 80 Comments [9/25/2010 1:48:18 PM]
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Quote# 76287

My question is this [...] where did gravity come from? Explain that! I pray for this man's soul, that he would come to know the only Living, True God. The God that has the power not only to take his breath away, but to judge him fairly and righteously to hell if he does not repent. The same God who has the power to heal his paralyzed body. Hawking's science cannot do that.

princesstiki, RR 102 Comments [9/23/2010 10:08:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Tiberius
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Quote# 76263

The Pope has laid down the gauntlet to those aggressive atheists that wish to eradicate God from our society. There is a direct connection between aggressive atheism and Nazi tyranny. I only have to look at those aggressive atheists on TV to know this is self-evident. Thank you Holy Father for speaking out against this evil aggressive atheism that permeates my beautiful land.

The Catholic Whistle, The Catholic Whistle 84 Comments [9/23/2010 10:04:23 AM]
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Quote# 76260

Yesterday God told us that He has ended His relationship with Mrs. Obama and her daughters, that He will make no place for them in The Kingdoms Of God because Mrs. Obama hosted a gay pride celebration in The White House and did not speak out against it. And because her daughters would not speak out against their father sodomizing the children of the world. These are the most sad times! But God has offered them hope. He has offered them a place, a chance to restore themselves to Him. Let us pray the one who he has asked to help them does so. They are beyond His reach. He has removed all Angelic Workers from The White House. It is now a place of utter Darkness, of utter despair. Hopefully some day We can bring The Light back to it, and drive the creatures of Darkness out, if I win the election in 2,012.
Speaking of 2,012 there's a sick movie out claiming that the world's going to be destroyed in that year, and that only a few of humanity will survive. The people that are pushing this are trying to make money. There's no truth to it, whatsoever. God wants me to assure everyone that nothing that abnormal should happen in the year 2,012. Well, if I become President that might be something that many would consider would be the end of the world, but that would be about the only thing! The world will not end with a bang. If mankind perishes it will be with a whimper, it will not be swift and sudden, but slow and agonizing.

Gerald Polley, Voices from Spirit 98 Comments [9/23/2010 10:04:03 AM]
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Quote# 76240

The second chapter of the Gospel of John describes the conversion of water into wine by Jesus at a wedding reception. Intuitively one would expect the conversion to occur before anyone tasted the drink. But under quantum mechanics, it is not until observation that matter acquires a definite state. John 2:9 describes this precisely as required by quantum mechanics, and the KJV misses this subtle issue of timing in the conversion.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia, Biblical scientific foreknowledge 84 Comments [9/22/2010 3:43:34 AM]
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Quote# 76217

People compare past Muslim immigration with the present, but this is wrong. Past immigrants were Christian Muslims who were persecuted by Islamic Muslims. They have no more ideals of jihad than any Christian. What we have problems with today is the mass immigration of radicalized Muslims, the ones who love their conservative teachings. You recognize them by their dress.


exxon, NY Daily News 141 Comments [9/21/2010 5:40:28 AM]
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Quote# 76216

Mr. Hovind is not a criminal. There are people running this nation that have done much worse things than Kent Hovind would ever consider doing. Mr. Hovind puts Christ 1st in everything he does so it is impossible for him to be guilty of what he has been accused.

Steve Palensky, Free Hovind 93 Comments [9/21/2010 5:39:57 AM]
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Quote# 76212

“Why did God make some people ugly and others good looking? It’s not fair. I find myself looking in the mirror and wondering why I have to be so ugly and have such an ugly body when all my friends are pretty and have nice bodies. Why was God unfair to me like this?

—Erin”


Thank you for your honesty, Erin. I know a lot of teenagers feel the same way you do. You are obviously angry at God because you believe that He has cheated you by not giving you a better face and body.

And because you’ve been honest and direct with me, let me be honest with you—God doesn’t deal with us unfairly. He deals with us only in love. If He dealt with fairness we would never be born. Instead, He would judge us for all the sins He know we will commit. The fact you are alive and healthy means God has been gracious with you.

Dawson McAllister, christiananswers.net 83 Comments [9/21/2010 5:36:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 76211

[History and the Flood]

Any dates of human civilization that conflict with the bible are wrong dates.
Its just incompetent research that has any peoples existing segregated before about 2400 b.c.
You don't know Egypt had society before this date you simply accept the authority of those who write about ancient egypt.

[Note: not a poe]

Robert Byers, RatSkep 59 Comments [9/21/2010 5:35:20 AM]
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