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Quote# 85435

OSCEOLA, Iowa -- In what the Texas governor calls a "transformation," Rick Perry on Tuesday said that he has reversed his acceptance of abortion in some severe circumstances, saying that he now opposes the procedure even in cases of rape and incest.

Perry said the change came after seeing the "Gift of Life" film produced by former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. He told an audience of Iowans at Clark Electric Co-op in Osceola that he was moved by the story of a woman who introduced the film during a screening earlier this month in Des Moines.

"She said, 'I am the product of rape.' And she said 'my life has worth,'" Perry said of his exchange with the woman. "It was a powerful moment."

Rick Perry, MSNBC 57 Comments [12/31/2011 8:18:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott
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Quote# 85428

In a society that was being converted, homosexuals could continue to be converted as they were in the church of Corinth. Even after a society implemented Biblical law and made homosexuality a crime, there are many checks and balances that would be in place. The civil government could not round them up. Only those who were prosecuted by citizens could be punished, and the punishment could take a number of forms, including death. This would have a tendency of driving homosexuals back into their closets. I think I have demonstrated how even capital punishment can be restorative. Other aspects of penology such as restitution, indentured servitude, etc. are certainly restorative.

Pastor Phil Kayser, Joe. My. God. 45 Comments [12/31/2011 8:17:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 85416

Veganism is a Satanic conspiracy against God's Creation Order. God created adam alone--both Adam and Eve--in His Own Image. He did not create animals in His Image. Thus those whose morality has descended to Veganism and the claim of personhood and legal standing for animals are rebels against Almighty God. They are false prophets calling souls to Hell

Tim Bayly, BaylyBlog 82 Comments [12/30/2011 4:33:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Lia
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Quote# 85413

[President Newt Gingrich intends to establish a "Religious Freedom Commission" to oppose separation of church and state.]

Every time America has strayed from the proposition that all men are created by God, and that they are therefore equal, great suffering and turmoil has ensued.

Likewise, every time government oversteps its bounds and exerts control over an individual’s right to freedom of religion and freedom of conscience, or otherwise attempts to usurp his ability to discover truth for himself, it must lie to do so.

A government that prohibits an individual from praying or reading the Bible or displaying religious symbols in public is telling the lie that our Founders intended only certain types of religious expression to be protected.

A government that systematically erodes the people’s ability to make laws based on moral or religious judgment is lying about American history, the rule of law, and the American practice of self-government.

A government that tries to eliminate the concept “under God” from our Pledge of Allegiance as well as our entire political philosophy is lying not only about America’s religious heritage but about the nature of human freedom itself[...]

Today, there are ongoing efforts to remove the constitutional protections of faith and the faithful from our system of government, and to eliminate any public acknowledgment that our liberties come from God. No one should be fooled into believing that this was the intention of our Founding Fathers, nor that doing so will yield anything but a corrupt, despotic government.

The choice before us is whether to accept such a society, or to reaffirm and reassert the truth within our families, our workplaces, and our communities that the cause of human freedom can only be realized in a society that protects, supports, and defends the fundamental rights of freedom of religion and freedom of conscience.

We believe that a presidential commission on religious freedom can play a crucial role in helping our nation’s leaders focus effectively on restoring our ‘noble inheritance’ of religious freedom, which was ‘bought by the toils, and sufferings’ of our ancestors and is simply indispensable to the fulfillment of America’s promise.

Newt Gingrich, Scribd 92 Comments [12/29/2011 4:22:23 AM]
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Quote# 85408

And the No. 1 abuse of homosexual activism in the United States in 2011, was the implementation of the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," allowing open homosexual behavior in our military. No one can yet know how damaging the repeal of the ban on sodomy will be – we can only guess – but there's no question that it will damage the character of our armed forces and undermine their effectiveness. Dare I say the obvious? We need non-effeminate men in the military. Does anyone really believe that a prancing drill sergeant won't detract from readiness? Where women are serving, they should be women of high character, not those who embrace homosexual conduct and publicly declare a "sin" identity. These folks have truly lost their way, their shame, their innate sense of God's touch on and design for their lives.

Friends, this list is a call to action. We need to first understand the decline into barbarism that homosexual and sex-change activism brings. Then, we need to each be that person who gets it, who understands that these folks with their radical ideology are purposely endangering families, children, our nation's security, our economy and the religious freedom of all who don't go along.

God has warned us in the pages of Scripture that these sinful impulses will end in catastrophe. It's not true that this is just another way to love, but these activists, as you can see, intend to overturn the beauty of traditional sexual morality.

Please join me in pledging to speak out against this destructive agenda wherever possible during 2012.

Linda Harvey, Right Wing Watch 106 Comments [12/29/2011 4:17:21 AM]
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Quote# 85402

More than 4,000 people say they will attend a march in Beit Shemesh [Israel] this week to protest the exclusion of women and girls from the public sphere and the increasing Haredization of the city. The day, time and venue of the event have yet to be announced.

A number of times in recent weeks girls and women in Beit Shemesh have been been cursed and spit at, and even had rocks thrown at them, by members of the city's ultra-Orthodox community who claimed their dress was immodest.

A sign put up in the city center under the aegis of the municipality instructs women to use separate sidewalks and "walk quickly, without drawing a crowd and without talking to each other."

But it is the tears of a 7-year-old girl, broadcast on Channel 2's Friday-night news magazine this weekend, that is galvanizing thousands; only two days were needed for those 4,000 people to confirm their attendance at the march. Na'ama, who lives with her religiously observant family in Beit Shemesh, is afraid to walk the 300 meters between home and school because of the violence she has faced from Haredi men who say her clothes are too revealing.

Ultra-Orthodox Jews, Haaretz 66 Comments [12/28/2011 3:56:44 AM]
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Submitted By: mad the swine
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Quote# 85399

Religions are funny.

An ordinary religion tells men to crash a plane into a tower full of joos and we will bang 72 hot virgin teenagers in paradise.

A secular religion tells men to be good little slaves for the possibility of some aging 37 year grudgingly settling for them.

I think I'll take the more boxcuttery religion.

Gordon Freeman, Men Going Their Own Way 77 Comments [12/28/2011 3:55:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Balthazar The Wise
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Quote# 85391

[Concerning a photo of a sailor who shared the homecoming kiss with her girlfriend.]

My first reaction at the obviously orchestrated commie gay-pride display was anger but it was quickly tempered, as THEY KNEW IT WOULD BE, by the two atypical participants of hot lesbo action. It is the psychology of a standard issue degenerate and visually-stimulated American male which I am.

The enemy is well-funded, well-trained, highly motivated and infiltrated into the highest levels of society and government. It knows exactly what it’s doing.

Hail the Amberlamps!, Moonbattery 76 Comments [12/27/2011 4:22:12 AM]
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Quote# 85227

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.

Link to Landover Baptist website
WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

Jim Carlson, OBJECTIVE: Ministries 73 Comments [12/27/2011 4:02:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble
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Quote# 85154

Santorum told the editorial board of the Nashua Telegraph this week, “There are many on the left and in the scientific community, so to speak, who are afraid of that discussion because oh my goodness you might mention the word, God-forbid, ‘God’ in the classroom, or ‘Creator,’ or that there may be some things that are inexplainable by nature where there may be, where it’s better explained by a Creator. It’s very interesting that you have a situation that science will only allow things in the classroom that are consistent with a non-Creator idea of how we got here, as if somehow or another that’s scientific. Well maybe the science points to the fact that maybe science doesn’t explain all these things.”

Rick Santorum, Raw Story 56 Comments [12/27/2011 3:58:07 AM]
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Quote# 85093

[On Mae West]

The sexual inroads made in the 60's were blazed by West's movies in the thirties. Her films helped to establish an aura of promiscuity and acceptance of sexual immorality beyond that of Valentino in the 20's. Police were often ushered in to put a stop to her stage performances, and the movie censors were in full steam to ban her lavish sexual portrayals. The Penal Code at the time prohibited "obscene, indecent, immoral or impure drama," and prosecuted all who aided and abetted such performances. In spite of authority's attempts to protect society from her licentious ways, her popularity and fame soared. Men and women everywhere flocked to see the latest films and to take in her seductive messages.

Satan, mastermind that he is, is completely aware of how to produce wanton desire in the hearts of men. Mae was his puppet for such feats. West has been hailed as a prodigy with insight beyond her years for the simple reason that she wrote and produced many of her movies and stage acts. However, West did not create her productions of her own accord, they were completely given to her. West's contact with the spirit world was responsible for producing the scripts that catapulted her into stardom as the “Queen of Sex.”

Jason Kovar, Good Fight Ministries 44 Comments [12/27/2011 3:57:37 AM]
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Quote# 85092

Its just not true that men and women acheive equally.
Science axhievement still reflects this.
I’m not saying women are intellectual inferior.
Actually Darwin did say this.
I’m saying womens failure is due to motivation.
I see this as a very real identity of them due to their biblical calling to support their husbands first or only.
women don’t have ambition and despite or society pushing them they still fail to keep up anywhere where results are unbiased.
Only in school or other simple enterprises of mere studying do they compete.

This is a Mans world because we were created to do well before God.
We are on the make.

Yes there is a organized and profound agenda to raise women up at the immoral and illegal loss to men.
Affirmative action is for anyone the establishment wants to raise up and knows can’t without it.

Robert Byers, Uncommon Descent 51 Comments [12/27/2011 3:57:31 AM]
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Quote# 85067

(Article title: 101 evidences for a young earth.)

Ages of millions of years are all calculated by assuming the rates of change of processes in the past were the same as we observe today—called the principle of uniformitarianism. If the age calculated from such assumptions disagrees with what they think the age should be, they conclude that their assumptions did not apply in this case, and adjust them accordingly. If the calculated result gives an acceptable age, the investigators publish it.

Examples of young ages listed here are also obtained by applying the same principle of uniformitarianism. Long-age proponents will dismiss this sort of evidence for a young age of the earth by arguing that the assumptions about the past do not apply in these cases. In other words, age is not really a matter of scientific observation but an argument about our assumptions about the unobserved past.

The assumptions behind the evidences presented here cannot be proved, but the fact that such a wide range of different phenomena all suggest much younger ages than are currently generally accepted, provides a strong case for questioning those accepted ages (about 14 billion years for the universe and 4.5 billion years for the solar system).

Also, a number of the evidences, rather than giving any estimate of age, challenge the assumption of slow-and-gradual uniformitarianism, upon which all deep-time dating methods depend.

Many of these indicators for younger ages were discovered when creationist scientists started researching things that were supposed to “prove” long ages. The lesson here is clear: when the evolutionists throw up some new challenge to the Bible’s timeline, don’t fret over it. Sooner or later that supposed evidence will be turned on its head and will even be added to this list of evidences for a younger age of the earth. On the other hand, some of the evidences listed here might turn out to be ill-founded with further research and will need to be modified. Such is the nature of science, especially historical science, because we cannot do experiments on past events (see “It’s not science”).

Science is based on observation, and the only reliable means of telling the age of anything is by the testimony of a reliable witness who observed the events. The Bible claims to be the communication of the only One who witnessed the events of Creation: the Creator himself. As such, the Bible is the only reliable means of knowing the age of the earth and the cosmos. See The Universe’s Birth Certificate and Biblical chronogenealogies (technical).

In the end the Bible will stand vindicated and those who deny its testimony will be confounded. That same Bible also tells us of God’s judgment on those who reject his right to rule over them. But it also tells us of his willingness to forgive us for our rebellious behaviour. The coming of Jesus Christ, who was intimately involved in the creation process at the beginning (John 1:1–3), into the world, has made this possible (see Good news).

Don Batten, Creation Ministries International 34 Comments [12/27/2011 3:57:15 AM]
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Quote# 85387

[OP was asking thoughts on her daughters situation - she is 23, divorced, dating "unbeliever" and *gasp* pregnant.]

I don't believe that compounding her sin by marrying an unbeliever will make things better for anyone, probably the child most of all. There are reasons why God says not to do that.

I think if she ever hopes to be a good witness to her boyfriend, she needs to break things off with him and move out with the baby. Then he may see that she is serious about her faith now and that maybe he should take her words seriously too. To stay with him is to further damage her integrity and witness to fear God and obey Him.


iSong6:3, RaptureReady 46 Comments [12/26/2011 5:09:31 AM]
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Quote# 85350

The non-Christmas Xmas tree at the WH is a perfect symbol of democrat-muslim anti-Christian secularism that must be in place to satisfy liberals.

The liberal resentment of Christmas is understandable since liberals are not generally much more than OWS vagrants looking outside in at families with traditional trees, warm clean homes with Bing Crosby playing (laugh – the man could sing), friends, food, Tom&Jerrys, gifts, a sense of childhood and a respect for something larger than oneself.

Everything about Christmas is antithetical to a liberal’s self-centered, life position. They have to destroy it.

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The BO tree speaks the attempt to destroy Christmas in a hypocritical way in not acknowledging Christianity – why not just put in a prayer rug where the Holiday-Solstice tree is now?

Fiberal, Moonbattery 72 Comments [12/24/2011 7:50:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 85349

Allahu akbar, my femininity-loving brothers.

As you all know, the reason why the plague of obesity and boorishness that afflicts American women even exists is because fat girls simply aren’t shamed enough. Every day I feel like Captain Ahab, surrounded by all these white whales. They tell me that “big is beautiful” and that they’d “rather be happy than skinny.” I try and explain to them that all the fat girls I’ve ever known were as happy as stroke victims (which is how a great many of them will end up in a few years), but I can only stand being within five feet of a fatty for so long before the sweat and smegma stench makes me retch. Point being that there’s not enough people kicking these butterballs in their exponentially expanding asses and embarrassing them into thinness.

[...]

So damn intelligent you fat fucks are — so smart, you’ve ensured that you’ll suffer the rest of your life with chronic health problems and social ostracism, all because you can’t go on a diet and pick up a pair of barbells.

There. I hope that made you cry. Go stuff your face in a pint of Cherry Garcia, lardlog.

This is a reminder, my brothers — every day, you must go out of your way to make fat girls miserable and unhappy. Remind them that they’re ugly, that they’re going to die young, that you’d rather fuck a goat than accept a blowjob from one of them. If you haven’t made at least one fat girl a day squirt tears of unfathomable sadness, you have failed in your duty to God. Your quest for more beautiful, submissive American women begins today.

Abdul Wahood, Fat Girl Jihad 107 Comments [12/24/2011 7:49:55 AM]
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Quote# 85343

Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind.

But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine – so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.

Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.


Matt Barber, Right wing watch 51 Comments [12/24/2011 7:04:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Blackwater Babe
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Quote# 85333

Catholics were not the first church. Jesus was the pastor of the First Baptist Church of Jerusalem.

The Baptist Fundamental faith has been around since Jesus started it Himself. It wasn't called Baptist then, the beliefs were and are the same.

xr4297, Y! answers 75 Comments [12/23/2011 4:03:08 AM]
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Quote# 85327

(On the recent Virgina Tech Shooting)

Just odd how these things all of a sudden happen after year 2000. Satan knows his time is short he will use these events to try to take away our right to have guns. I just don't believe bullying would result in someone doing this that may have been a factor, but what person has not been bullied in their life. Not everyone does this. It is sad what happened I pray for them, and their families. Eventually kids will think their life is more important than education, and just drop out of school. I know if I was at that school I wouldn't want to go back.

StumbleButWeFall, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickypeeps
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Quote# 85326

Question for evolutionists: If you are so sure that humans are animals, then why don't you call your local Department of Motor Vehicles and ask them if animals can obtain driver's licenses? We know what they are going to say, don't we?

Conservative, Conservapedia 83 Comments [12/22/2011 4:33:25 AM]
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Quote# 85321

I am a christian and I think we are in what ever the tribulation is. I think next year is going to be the most trying time in the worlds history. I mean Obama is clearly the Anti-Christ or a demon. I said when Obama was nominated something was wrong with him. And I do still believe we are going to be put under martial law next year. Why would there be all the FEMA camps built around the country. I want to know? Or what will happen is Obama will go out with a BANG when he loses the WHITE HUT! If you all know what I mean? I hope not...

crazydad, Free Republic 57 Comments [12/22/2011 4:29:03 AM]
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Quote# 85309

"...moderate Muslims are too quiet, too reluctant to become a force for reform within the larger Muslim community."

Kinda hard to be zealous when what you're wanting to preach is anti-zealotry: "Come on, people! Take religion less seriously! Tone down that whole 'submission to Allah' thing! Can't belief and unbelief just...I don't know...get along?" Kinda like telling Christians they need to mention Jesus less or take a few Sundays off. What's the appeal? To be more like a secular America? Yeah, there's a moral paragon for you. We can't even tell men from women anymore, and we'd rather kill 800,000 kids a year than discourage or, God forbid, restrict wanton sex. "Be more like us" isn't going to sell to radicals any more than it sells -- or *should* sell -- to moderates.

Mike P., National Review Online 50 Comments [12/21/2011 5:31:38 AM]
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Quote# 85308

WESTERN ATHEISM DEFINED

(Western) Atheism may be defined as a showy, populist and pseudo-intellectualism of denying the existence of God. It is an excuse for those trying to justify their self-given freedom from moral obligations. It is a cathalyst of individualism, drug-dependency and the survival of the (criminally) fittest. It makes people bastardize their heritage and become vulnerable --- example, the continent of Europe has been sold to Islam and crimes by its atheistic, and therefore greedily corrupt leaders. Now Europeans are in perpetual fear of Islamic domination.



Nur El-Masih Ben Haq, facebook atheism page 47 Comments [12/21/2011 5:29:25 AM]
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Submitted By: nathan
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Quote# 85175

This is all you atheists have to go on. Proof, proof, proof. You want to challenge the Bible and say God doesn't exist because he was "made by man," yet you all believe in foolish logic that was made by man! And you've been duped at that! Did you know Darwin actually fabricated some of his proof to help his theory along (and don't ask me what the fabrications were because I only read it in a magazine once and don't entirely remember it all because it had to do with one of the really dumb, complicated ideas you all follow)? Who wantts to believe in a liar who makes stuff up to further the lie? None of you have to believe a word I or any other theist say, and you don't want to believe it anyway, but God will be the one to have the last laugh in his glorious day of return, and you will unfortunately suffer with regret.

AmazingNate, AnswerBag 83 Comments [12/20/2011 5:11:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Wenyandawik
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Quote# 85292

At 52% of the population, they [women] now control our society. When a child with little control over their life, desires, little ability to plan for the future and little ability to even see the future beyond minutes has more control than you do over your countries future you are screwed.

Politicians may be males overall (even women don't want to follow women) but they know where there votes come from. Effectively we live in a gynocracy, a democratic matriarchy, where women get the children, the house and a lifelong meal ticket with every divorce, preferential hiring quotas and treatment at work and school, same salaries as males for much less work and earlier retirement.

This is why women were told to stay inside and STFU.

Women control our culture, consumer markets and government today. The result:

- Political correctness is more important than common sense
- Bureaucracy is more important than expedience
- Feelings are more important than fact
- Poorly build designer crap is more important than solidly build to last tools
- Rewarding the group is more important than rewarding the individual
- Special interests groups (defined by race, gender and sexual orientation) are more important than the best man for the job
- Wealth redistribution is more important than earning it

And then people wonder why young men aren't up to much these days... Over the long run, after a few generations, men see the playing field is uneven and a majority will decide it's not worth it to play. This will occur at a level we will no longer be able to ignore within 10 to 20 years and some Western countries are already starting to feel this (Japan's parasite singles and herbivores for example).

AC101202, Men Going Their Own Way 89 Comments [12/20/2011 3:22:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Airrider
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