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Quote# 79742

I think we are being targeted because we are - or have been chosen to be - warriors of the light side in the polarity game. We don't know it, but our souls do and they do too. It may sound stupid, but I imagine it like Star Wars, with the Imperator being Satan and we are the Rebels against his evil Empire.
That would make our torturers the stormtroopers, and the moon is the death star. David Icke could be Obi-Wan. I wonder where Yoda is though.
I bet they are stealing our blood and count the midichlorians. Then they drink it.

I am not making fun of anyone here, my life sucks horribly, and my only escape is my fantasy life.

sandi28, David Icke's Official Forums 20 Comments [2/28/2011 4:28:47 AM]
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Submitted By: WickedWitch
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Quote# 79741

Muammar Gaddafi, the Libyan leader, has said in a speech on Libyan state television that al-Qaeda is responsible for the uprising in Libya.

"It is obvious now that this issue is run by al-Qaeda," he said, speaking by phone from an unspecified location on Thursday.

He said that the protesters were young people who were being manipulated by al-Qaeda's Osama bin Laden, and that many were doing so under the influence of drugs.

"No one above the age of 20 would actually take part in these events," he said. "They are taking advantage of the young age of these people [to commit violent acts] because they are not legally liable!"

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, Al-Jazeera 15 Comments [2/28/2011 4:28:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Meshakhad
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Quote# 79475

It's really quite hilarious to see this unfold: Homeopathy skeptics and vicious Big Pharma attack dogs are running around the globe in ludicrous demonstrations where they consume huge doses of homeopathic remedies in public and then claim that because they don't die of an "overdose," these medicines therefore don't work.

Notice that they never consume their own medicines in large doses? Chemotherapy? Statin drugs? Blood thinners? They wouldn't dare drink those. In fact, today I'm challenging the homeopathic skeptics and other medical fundamentalists to a "drink-a-thon" test to see which medicines will kill you faster. But we'll get to that in a minute...

Mike Adams, Natural News 48 Comments [2/19/2011 4:15:54 AM]
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Quote# 79434

BO can't even run this country and he thinks he can dictate to othr countries what to do? He's got some nerve. If anyone needs to be shown the door, its this scumbag.
This whole Egypt thing is a staged event, to take away from and provide an excuse for him when the dollar collapses form the weight of the printed dollars of his stimulus program is doing. The world will soon stop using the dolar as the benchmark currency and it will be the Weimar republic all over again.
Open a history book and learn!

Zedd, Yahoo News 26 Comments [2/14/2011 5:52:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 79427

Why would you let them be the ones to stick a disease into your arm? I would never get a swine flu vaccine or any vaccine. I don’t trust the government, especially with my health.

Bill Maher, The New York Times 38 Comments [2/13/2011 7:15:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 79422


Sinister Sites – The Denver International Airport

An apocalyptic horse with glowing red eyes welcoming visitors? Check.

Nightmarish murals? Check.

Strange words and symbols embedded in the floor? Check.

Gargoyles sitting in suitcases? Check.

Runways shaped like a Nazi swastika? Check.

OK, this place is evil.

But seriously, there are so many irregularities surrounding the DIA, that a voluminous book could be written on the subject. The facilities and the art displayed lead many observers to believe that the DIA is much more than an airport: it is literally a New-Age cathedral, full of occult symbolism and references to secret societies. The art at the DIA is NOT an aggregation of odd choices made by people with poor taste, like many people think. It is a cohesive collection of symbolic pieces that reflect the philosphy, the beliefs and the goals of the global elite. The DIA is the largest airport in America and it has cost over 4.8 billion dollars. Everything regarding this airport has been meticulously planned and everything is there for a reason.

The Vigilant Citizen , The Vigilant Citizen  25 Comments [2/13/2011 7:13:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Tearlich
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Quote# 79420

The rise of hate groups like the Teabaggers, the Klu-Klux-Klan, religious anti-abortion belief systems, the White Aryan Resistance Movement, skinheads and most recently, the Hutaree Christian militia group, many of them stirred by the political rhetoric of elected politicians and radio and television commentators, is a troublesome example of the extreme division that is occurring in the United States. Many of these groups carry signs of the Christian cross and claim to be inspired by God.

That radical Islamic clerics can produce men and women willing to strap bombs on their bodies and then blow themselves up in crowded buildings and market places, killing people they do not know in the name of Allah, is yet another example of a world that appears to be going insane.

Is it insanity or is it something else? Could it be that a certain segment of humanity has been genetically altered, or even mentally controlled by an alien force that has been among us since the beginning of recorded time?

James Donahue, The Mind of James Donahue 23 Comments [2/13/2011 7:13:18 AM]
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Quote# 79363

I feel that the show "Jeopardy" is a conspiracy. I consider myself to be semi intelligent and at least somewhat competant in a broad range of knowledge. But when it comes to Jeopardy I just can not see how people can know some of the answers that they know and over such a broad range of topics.

I beleive Jeopardy is a psycholigcal operation to make the United States look superior.

People normally have specialized knowledge, not a mastery in such a broad range of topics.

Discuss,
(Yes i am serious)

ImplementOfWar, Above Top Secret 41 Comments [2/10/2011 6:08:06 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 79241

I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.

http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/...two-moons.html

There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?clien...L5CJhQfj84DICg



manonthemoon, DavidIcke.com 56 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Elliott W.
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Quote# 79240

Egypt will become stronger following these current and near future events. They will rise again as one of the most powerful nations within the next 150 years. They will construct another pyramid that will be used to hold many NWO gatherings of the highest profile world rulers.

Young Psi, Indigo Society 23 Comments [2/4/2011 4:43:37 AM]
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Quote# 79179

This was a different Obama last night

By Candace

Jan 26, 2011 - 3:53:43 PM

Last night I noticed a scar under his hair on the left side of his head. I have not seen this before in his hair patterns. Doesn't mean this version hasn't been around, but I am pretty sure we now have 2 with nearly gray to whitish hair. The one who recently showed up at the Arizona ceremony, who was the skinny lanky one I have seen before, but I did not realize HOW skinny until I saw him walking in the ill fitting silk suit. If the man had a legitimate surgery, the public has a right to know! My guess is this was a plastic surgery to make the man who is pretending look more like the real thing. Readers, you need to attempt to gently make some of your folks aware of the different hair colors and the like, you can just show them images and say you are wondering what is going on!


Well just now on GLP there is a thread going and there are pics. The scar runs down into his neck.

Candace, Abundant Hope 28 Comments [2/3/2011 6:11:10 AM]
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Quote# 79174

I am a Sovereign Citizen of the Republic of Ohio, and represent myself as such at all times. I sign my Driver's License with "su juris U-CC-207" and my Automobile Registration with "Under Duress, All rights Reserved." A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket, asking the Officer, "Didn't you look at his license and see that?" When a police officer stops me, I ask him or her, "are you a Peace Officer, or a Policy Enforcer"? They always act with respect after that.

autowrench, Above Top Secret 24 Comments [2/2/2011 4:45:04 AM]
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Quote# 79076

Barack Hussein Obama is the only truly dangerous president in our history as a Republic. He hates Democracy in any form and will go to any length to destroy it. Jerome Corsi properly identified this man even before he became President with his “The Obama Nation.” I would not be a bit surprised to see Obama engineer a devastating attack on the homeland from his radical allies in the arab world. Such an attack would allow him to declare marshal law and further his ambition to nationalize the entire economy. His treatment of Israel is a disgrace and reveals the real Obama as the enemy of Democracy wherever it may exist. Nothing would please him more than to see our ecomomy collapse entirely. That is how Adolf Hitler gained power in Germany. I hate to have to paint such a pictue of our President but his history both genetic and post partum leaves me no alternative. In my opinion we have a mortal enemy in the White House. What makes matters worse is a Supreme Court which I believe has become impotent to implement the Constitution as defined by the Founding Fathers. Our affluence has weakened our will and ethical fiber as it has other civilizations before ours.

John A. Davison, The Proceedings of the Natural History Society of South Burlington (Vermont) 37 Comments [2/1/2011 6:22:37 AM]
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