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Quote# 79660

REP. O’BRIEN: My son who’s a Kansas resident, born here, raised here, didn’t qualify for any financial aid. Yet this girl was going to get financial aid. My son was kinda upset about it because he works and pays for his own schooling and his books and everything and he didn’t think that was fair. We didn’t ask the girl what nationality she was, we didn’t think that was proper. But we could tell by looking at her that she was not originally from this country. [...]

REP. GATEWOOD: Can you expand on how you could tell that they were illegal?

REP. O’BRIEN: Well she wasn’t black, she wasn’t Asian, and she had the olive complexion.

Rep. Connie O'Brien, ThinkProgress 28 Comments [2/25/2011 4:35:05 AM]
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Quote# 79646

The mental and physical requirements of auto racing are similar to those of combat fighter piloting. The U.S. armed forces can't find Blacks up to the job, and there is certainly no "glass ceiling" in the way. The problem is that the job in question can only go to the very best of the best, and since Whites are better at the job, Blacks are outcompeted. Being a fighter pilot or a stock car driver requires a special kind of brain, one with lightning-fast processing speed and extraordinary capacity for multitasking.

As I've said before on this subject, there are only two options open to those who would enforce diversity on auto racing:

1) put real Blacks behind the wheel and watch them fail.
2) put Octoroons behind the wheel and listen to the jokes about their apparent Whiteness and professed Blackness.

Svyatoslav_Igorevich, Stormfront 36 Comments [2/24/2011 5:37:43 AM]
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Quote# 79439

EVERY YEAR, since 1957, Queen Elizabeth II has delivered a televised Christmas message. A comparison of her first address from Sandringham with this year’s message is a study in contrasts and the downward slide of the British monarchy. In the first message, a sober 31-year-old queen reflects on the unsettling pace of technological change and warns of grave moral peril. The habits and principles of the British people, upon which the commonwealth relies, are in danger.

In last month’s message, the Queen makes no mention of moral decline, though 1957 seems innocent and virtous by comparison. She praises team sports, which she equates with the King James Bible as a vehicle for bringing about world harmony. The speech includes video clips which suggest the most talented and promising people in Britain and the commonwealth are black. Soccer, not a moral and upright people, is the answer for multicultural Britain. Well, what else can the Queen say? Everything she feared might happen in 1957 has come true.

Laura Wood, The Thinking Housewife 26 Comments [2/14/2011 5:54:26 AM]
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Quote# 79348

I am often running late for work in the mornings, and as such, have precious little time to worry about breakfast. As a result, I find myself eating 'on the go' in my car en route to the office.

This morning, my fruit of choice was a banana. I proceeded to eat my banana, but, not wanting to leave the empty banana skin in the automobile, I made a decision to dispose of it out of the passenger window - knowing that banana skins are fully biodegradable and that this as such (in my mind) doesn't count as littering (maybe a new discussion point?).

I'd have thrown it out of the drivers window, but didn't want to risk hitting a passing car.

So, I wound down the passenger window and threw the banana skin right out there. I used considerable force, in order to clear the interior of the car. It was just then, that I realised I was driving past a bus stop. And guess what was stood at the bus stop waiting (and thinking about white wimminz)?

Thats right, my fellow NMs. A NIGGER.

Although the banana skin did not hit the coon, it landed right at it's feet, and I took great delight in watching the ensuing chimpout from my rear view mirror as I cruised past.

I couldn't decide whether the nigger was uppity because I'd thrown a banana skin 'at' it, or whether it was simply the fact that the banana skin was EMPTY and the shitskin was expecting the fruit to still be inside (kind of like a form of early morning gibsmedat).

Either way, this still amuses me even now - especially as it was a completely unintentional coontact.

Winston Niggerton, Niggermania 47 Comments [2/9/2011 5:52:01 AM]
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Quote# 79167

Today, in 2011, the U.S.A. is totally dominated by Jews. Virtually every newspaper or magazine is owned by Jews. Their self-serving propaganda constantly fills the TV screen. The Federal government and Federal Reserve is totally under Jewish control. US military forces are the pawn of Israel. The banks, the markets are theirs. They systematically denigrate our Founding Fathers and our heritage and our Constitution.
The Jews are destroyers. They are also the Anti-Christ that the bible speaks of. They will destroy any and all things to get their way. They are ruthless, vile, filthy scum that serves their father, the devil. To befriend a Jew, is to sign your deathwarrent. The filthy Jew will trick you and lead you to your own destruction.
Thank you Rand Paul for standing up to this evil nation.

Melvin Provasek, reason.com 46 Comments [2/2/2011 4:42:26 AM]
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