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Quote# 85873

my2cents — No way! Those FEMA death camps were added to the 660 military bases the former President Reagan said he’d closed but in fact had renovated! Those death camps are for US! American patriots whom the NWO fear are being rounded up every day and murdered in them. Active duty GERMAN (4th Reich) soldiers are stationed here on American soil and they are manning some of the ones that are in the woods. Easily erected and easily abandoned, small camps that chop off the heads, leaving no smell and making no noise. Those are the ones we should be attacking first.

If you think it’s where THEY’LL hide, you couldn’t be more suspicious!! They have every castle in Europe to hide in, not to mentino every Riviera (French Riviera, Italian Riviera, etc.). What kind of person wants us to think the NWO would be hiding in them?

Tom, prisonplanet 9 Comments [1/31/2012 3:57:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Sergeant343
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Quote# 85817

There are many Jews, who become Zionist Crusader Christians and even lot
of Jews in Past become Muslims to bring their Enemy Down from Inside!
That is the Big Truth, which Billions of People do not know, they are
in large number in organization like Free Masons, KKK and in so called
Al-Qaida Terrorist organization, you do not believe me search Fake
Jewish Actors in AlQaida caught in Newyork, Afghanistan &
Pakistan......Jews were a at least 2,50,000 in Nazi Hitler German Army!
that is another Fact, which must brought into the attention of World! so
called Holocaust is a Big Drama to fool the world and even ordinary
Jews to push them to one State for Jews on the lands stolen by Zionist
Thugs!
Rupert Murdoch is Jewish, you know he is faking up that he is not Jew!

Hameed Zaidi, Al Jazeera 23 Comments [1/29/2012 7:36:40 AM]
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Quote# 85708

I think this wave of downgrades done by the American agencies is part of a conspiracy, in which hedge funds (and perhaps Obama’s Administration, too) are involved, to destroy the euro and the European Union. Nevertheless, the euro and Europe will endure and prevail. When the euro was created more than 10 years ago, it started off at 90 cents of one dollar; today it is a $ 1.2265, which means, despite this downgrades charade, the euro is stronger than the dollar

Guderian500, Reuters 15 Comments [1/22/2012 4:24:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Elliott
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Quote# 85669

[On an article about a new completely drug resistant strain of TB]

Not surprising. CIA sent a squad the moment this story broke. Perfect opportunity to harness some bioterrorism agent that can't be traced to Plum Island. Good luck America! You're about to meet a "credible threat from a radical Muslim group". Maybe now you'll support the NDAA and then some- with open arms.

ednorton545, Wired 14 Comments [1/19/2012 4:25:27 AM]
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Submitted By: ange
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Quote# 85625

But it hasn't worked, because I know you bastard reptilians exist, it all makes sense that way, and I know you dont have souls.

I am unfortunate enough, to live in a town over-run by these cold-blooded scum.
and/or people that are so "Chakra-fudged" its unreal(read David Ickes the Biggest secret)

Just one possible theory I have.
They arrested my freind for "trolling" and put him in prison, probably because "they" (the reptilian scum) thought I wouled never realise the world is over-run by these green cold-blooded bastards, and they assumed in they're infinite arrogance that
everyone is as shallow, greedy, manipulative, narcisistic, elitist, and hatefull as they are.
Thus they assumed I wouldn't make freinds with people "They're" neo-nazi psychiatrists deemed "Normal".
But I saw through it!

magellenproject, Civilization Fanatics 29 Comments [1/17/2012 4:33:45 AM]
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Quote# 85616

You all see my signature! [Senator Paul] Wellstone’s assassination was what woke me up from the matrix. He was a friend of mine, and my state senator. He was a close friend of some of my family. He was one of the true great politicians would stood up for the little guy and always did what was right.

Here are some of the facts about this case which scream conspiracy:

FBI was dispatched from the twin cities to go to northern MN by the then Gov. Norm Coleman (Wellstone’s Senate race opponent) hours before Wellstone's plane even left for its destination.

FBI was already on the scene in a remote wooded area before the very first responders could get there.

The cover story says that the weather was poor and icing was likely a factor. Well search planes with less icing protection than the Beechcraft 100 that crashed were up looking for the rash site in the same weather and reported good conditions and no icing.

The crashed aircraft had evidence of massive electrical fire, yet the fuel in the wings never ignited and the tanks were intact at the crash site.

Locals in the area reported massive electrical disturbances around the time of the crash which may suggest the use of some type of electrical bomb or beam used to bring down the aircraft.

AllSeeingI, Above Top Secret 20 Comments [1/16/2012 4:30:47 AM]
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Quote# 85572

Some of the stuff that has been noticed both in and outside of the pyramid once the device (I say 'device' because the pyramid is a working technology.)

There is little to no odor inside the pyramid, as if the air were completely clean.
The air is completely fresh inside the pyramid, or, as my Dad puts it, "as if lightning had been striking moments before."
There is a certain calmness within the pyramid.
The flavor of food is enhanced when left in the pyramid.
The purity and freshness of water is also enhanced when left in the pyramid for some time.
Meditation is much easier within the pyramid.
My sister reports being compelled to breathe in and out as if she were meditating. "I don't know, I just starting breathing." She reports.
A banana peel was left in the pyramid accidentally when performing flavor enhancing experiments. Two days later, the banana peel looked exactly the same, it hadn't rotted a bit.
This is only the stuff I have noticed with my experiments and discoveries within the pyramid. There is so much more to learn and discover about the mysteries, complexities, and intriguing properties of the pyramid.

Chris, Starseeds.net 29 Comments [1/13/2012 5:44:18 AM]
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Quote# 85486

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.

According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

As many as seven parents of the ten students, all with ties to the CIA, audited the class. They included Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who was the chief technical liaison between Parsons and the CIA on Tesla-based teleportation; Thomas Stillings, an operations analyst for the Lockheed Corporation who had served with the Office of Naval Intelligence; and Mr. Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, who carried out assignments for the CIA in Kenya and Indonesia.

From 1981 to 1983, the young attendees then went on to teleport to Mars via a “jump room” located in a building occupied by Hughes Aircraft at 999 N. Sepulveda Boulevard in El Segundo, California, adjacent to the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).

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When they then first teleported to Mars in Summer 1981, the young Mars visitors confronted the situation that Major Dames had covered at length during the class the previous summer – that one of their principal concerns on Mars would be to avoid being devoured by one of the predator species on the Martian surface, some of which they would be able to evade, and some of which were impossible to evade if encountered.

Alfred Lambremont Webre, Exopolitics 40 Comments [1/9/2012 4:01:28 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid
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Quote# 85522

There honestly is no excuse for what America has become: A Marxist prison state run by corrupt Businessmen controlling a Congress of duly elected criminals who have neither care nor concern for the masses frmo whence they came. This is a reprehensible mess that we need, no; MUST at some point correct whether by peaceful demonstration or militant action.

There are those who refuse to see the big picture; the ones who worry about the smallest things without any regard for the grander scale. Jobs? Our Government-Corporation will handle that by forcing everyone into “voluntary” service in the FEMA camps. The worst part is everyone who commits themselves to these camps will do so _willingly_ and only with concern for themselves. There is a reason why the Midwest is being targeted so heavily by FEMA and the Government-Corporation law machine: We will be the first to stand up against them as the Midwest has thus far withstood the tides of liberalization.

If you want your America to be FREE once again, STAND UP PEOPLE!!! Let your voices be heard!! Learn to survive without modern conveniences! Learn to hunt, fish and farm!


Michael , Survival Topics 24 Comments [1/8/2012 5:14:51 AM]
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Quote# 85487

Regarding the development of Homo sapiens by a consortium or council of advanced intelligent upper-dimensional extraterrestrial and inter-dimensional civilizations including Pleiadians and Sirians, Ms. Cori states in her book No More Secrets, No More Lies,

“Intensive studies were made of the existing environments of Earth – the distinctive plant and animal kingdoms – and detailed investigations were conducted into how bio-diversity resulted as a reflection of various geographical and climatic variables. It was discerned that such diversity would provide ideal conditions for the seeding of extraterrestrial species, as their original environments could, in many ways, be replicated in the ecosystems of Earth.”

“Unexplained in your archeological and missing-link evolutionist theorist is the isolated emergence upon your planet of four distinct seed races. These are archetypes of master races whose fundamental genetic material formed the primary ‘substance’ of your race, while the vibrational patterns and sequencing of extra-dimensional beings (those of higher realms) were woven into the intricate light codes of your incredible twelve-stranded DNA. “The genetic material of these four primary races [Editor - black, red, yellow, and white] was united into the blueprint of the species of Homo sapiens.”

Ms. Cori’s conclusions, which are derived inter-dimensionally, are congruent with the conclusions of researchers working with the Human Genome Project. One report states, “A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic code of extraterrestrial life forms. The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth, from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader.

“Non-coding sequences, originally known as ‘junk DNA’, were discovered years ago, and their function remained a mystery. The over-whelming majority of Human DNA is ‘Off-world’ in origin. The apparent ‘extraterrestrial junk genes’ merely ‘enjoy the ride’ with hard working active genes, passed from generation to generation. After comprehensive analysis with the assistance of other scientists, computer programmers, mathematicians, and other learned scholars, Professor Chang had wondered if the apparently “junk Human DNA’ was created by some kind of ‘extraterrestrial programmer’. The alien chunks within Human DNA, Professor Chang further observes, ‘have its own veins, arteries, and its own immune system that vigorously resists all our anti-cancer drugs.’”

Alfred Lambremont Webre, Exopolitics 17 Comments [1/6/2012 4:07:21 AM]
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Submitted By: shykid
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Quote# 85461

["Obama warns world against gay and lesbian discrimination"]

President Obama is nothing more than an agent of the banking dynasties who are following the script of the Protocols of Zion, which calls for an attack on those things that make society cohesive such as religion and family values.

Promoting homosexuality is a way to try to substitute God's guidance with satanic mindset, it's a way to weaken society's resistance to the plans of the bankers.

I'm sorry to sound like a conspiracy theorist again but we need to know who's controlling Obama so we can find out what's behind his statements.

Mansoor Ali, Islamic Awakening 16 Comments [1/4/2012 4:38:31 AM]
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Quote# 85453

I think it was back during Watergate that I heard that the American President ordered this weapon I’m gonna describe to all of you destroyed! It was a gun different calibers but this is what I remember about it. You were shot with a dart and with in 10 seconds you were dead and with in 60 seconds there was no trace of what killed you and when the checked to see what you died from it showed Heart attack! What a coincidence hu ?

Robert, Prison Planet 25 Comments [1/3/2012 4:15:37 AM]
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Quote# 85452

The Freedom Group has been causing many in weaponry circles to scratch their heads, and it has been the focus of a few conspiracy theories. Some allege that it is a clever gun-grabbing ploy, or that a foreign enemy is quietly undermining the US gun industry. Some claim George Soros is behind it all.

The Freedom Group appears not to be backed by Soros, but by Stephen Feinberg, the chief executive of Cerberus Capital Management. Cerberus is a huge but little-known private investment company that acquired Chrysler in 2007. It's name, "Cerebus," is often the source of uneasy joking in certain financial circles, for this is the name of the three-headed Hound of Hell in Greek mythology that stands at the gates of Hades. But hey, tha's neither here nor there...right?

OK, ATS, have at it...who is buying up US gun manufacturers? Just a group of honest investors out to make a buck, or shadowy players with darker long-term intentions?

silent thunder, Above Top Secret 23 Comments [1/3/2012 4:15:15 AM]
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