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Quote# 87160

Extremist British Christians claim an infestation of mice in a Tesco store is God's punishment for the supermarket's support of gays.

Tesco has seen sales and profits drop recently and the Christian Voice, an anti-gay prayer and campaigning organization, has said the decline is punishment for the UK supermarket chain's decision to sponsor a family area at London’s Pride celebrations.

Now the group is claiming that an infestation of mice at a Tesco Metro in London's Covent Garden is another sign of God's vengeance for the store's pro-gay stance.

'Nothing has gone right for Tesco since they decided to support gay pride. Their only hope is to repent of that decision and put their trust in God,' wrote Christian Voice blogger Stephen Green.

In January, the Guardian reported Green as saying: ‘Significantly, we prayed for a drop in their share price, which...has been answered on what you could describe as a Biblical scale.

‘I now call on Tesco to see sense before their company is ruined. Don't display the arrogance of Pharoah. Withdraw the grant to gay pride.’

Stephen Green, Gay Star News  67 Comments [4/30/2012 3:35:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble
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Quote# 87148

[A women's prayer group called up Mikey of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation with their caller ID blocked. After he hung up on them, they emailed this to him, again failing to name themselves]

Mickey Wienstien, we called you on the weekend to advice you that our womens prayer circle at our church will be ending your wickedness against Christ Jesus and his anointed of the USA in our military. In America which is Jesus’ country we can pray all we want for anything we want. you hung up on us and were rude to our leader. but will that stop us or Christ Jesus? No it will not and never could have, wicked Mickey. Our prayer circle has never failed to acheive our hosts granting of the scripture we pray. for direct intervention against you as you are a true demon to America. Luke 9:1 We will not stop our prayers until you stop the evil you do with Lucifer on a daly basis. Luke 9:1 But not against you Mickey. We know by your internet site and your book who it is to be. Now for our prayer, we pray that the women who work in your MFRR and the women in your family will befall fast moving breast cancer which can not everbe cured. We pray this for Leah Bruton, and Becki Miller, Patricia Corigan, Chris Rodda, Edie Disler, Vicky Garrison, Kristin Leslie, Melinda Moeton and Joan Slish. And you evil clan too, we pray this for Bonnie Wiensten and Amanda and Amber Wienstein and the woman lawyers Cariline Mitchel and Katherin Ritchy and all women of all who work at with for Military Freedom Against Religon Foundation. know that we pray and pray hard all the days until you stop your destruction of our American army and accept Christ Jesus as Lord and join His army.

Unknown women's prayer group, Free Thought Blogs 77 Comments [4/30/2012 3:33:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 87147

It's long been observed that the uglier a woman is, the more likely she is to be a feminist. And it was always logical, too, that women who couldn't compete with other women in the traditional manner would seek to change the rules of the game. But now there is some scientific evidence supporting both the logic and the observation, and it could be very useful in helping counteract the feminist propaganda that inundates young women from the time they are girls, encouraging them to waste their youth and fertility in chasing careers rather than families.

The message is a simple and straighforward one: feminism is for female losers in the game of Life.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 61 Comments [4/30/2012 3:31:54 AM]
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Quote# 87138

[Aschlafly, two protons (1.0073amu) and two neutrons (1.0087amu) have a combined mass of 4.0320 amu. An alpha-particle - existing from two protons and two neutrons - has a mass of 4.0015 amu. How do you explain this diminution of mass?]

What real evidence do you have that these particles even exist? No doubt you've read it in a book or some "qualified person" has said it is true. In reality you accept these things on the word of somebody else - in other words your belief in the existence of these particles is a matter of scientific faith in something which you have no personal knowledge. There is obviously no problem with believing things on faith, but please don't pretend it's "true because science says it's true". Christians get their real truth from a higher authority.-

DavidEdwards , Conservapedia 46 Comments [4/30/2012 3:28:27 AM]
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Quote# 87136

One of the main reasons the dating methods can't be trusted is that creationists would bring modern things to scientists to get tested; such as old tires and rusty pipes and when scientists dated them, they got ages in the tens of thousands of years range.

Really, a tire is 10,000 years old?

Self-Mutation, Freethought & Rationalism Discussion Board 34 Comments [4/30/2012 3:28:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 87133

I was taught about Darwin's Therory of evaluation. I think I fell for that. God straightened me out

LoveJesus24, Fresh Hope 60 Comments [4/28/2012 4:42:25 AM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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Mr Garrison?

Is that you?

Quote# 87132

The way i understand evolution is that out of nothing some kind of single celled organisim sprang and then that evolved into a two celled organism then that eventually turned into a fish, the fish turned into a lizard the lizard branched off and turned into a bird and a mammal and then from that we get monkeys and they turned into people. If that is true wouldnt it be possible to take something that already functions such as a wristwatch and send it off to a distant planet that resembles the conditions here on earth and have some kind of mars rover put it in the dirt and over millions of years shouldnt it turn into something? No it will still be a wristwatch in the dirt.

deciple, Atheist Forums 54 Comments [4/28/2012 4:42:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas
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Quote# 87131

That's why I want you to understand that the environmental movement is fundamentally anti-human, it is fundamentally anti-human. And this bears the imprint of the Father of Lies because the Father of Lies, remember hates human beings. Why? Because we are made in the image of God. He wants to stamp out human beings because we remind him God. Well, environmentalists have the same exact agenda: they want to wipe humanity off the face of the globe. Do not be deceived about this; this is the ultimate goal of the environmentalists.

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 69 Comments [4/28/2012 4:39:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 87128

All the other "gods" of this world can be traced back, quite consistently to the God of the Bible.
The religious practices in every country and in every culture have been passed down from the “worship” system first practice by Noah after the flood.
The people of this earth were scattered at Babel and took with them what they understood at the time.
The gods in many forms and titles are a reflection of the various attributes of the living God
The accounts are much the same and yet much different.
The Bible clearly explains what occurred and secular history and archeological finding walk hand in hand with what God has said.

It is a bit involved as I am sure you can imagine, so we will let it go at that for now.

Stephen Young, Hot Topic Debate on FB 53 Comments [4/28/2012 4:38:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Richard
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Quote# 87126

[Bold in original]

Grover Norquist is married to a Mooselimb and as Islamist Females are NOT allowed (though the contrary is permitted in this misogynist cult) to be married to NON-Muslim males, chances are pretty good that he has converted.

Moreover, his support and appeasement of Radical Islam/Sharia beginning with facilitating access to the highest levels of Government (and EVERY Agency) to include the White Hut going back to Boosh (who he convinced to claim that Islam was a "Religion of Peace") as well as helping to place radical Islamist in charge of the Moozie Chaplain Program (vetting all Imams, much like leaving the proverbial Fox in charge of the hen house) makes him one of the most DANGEROUS, TRAITOROUS, BOTTOM-FEEDING, SNAKES, pretending to be a "Conservative."

I spit on this slime-ball, cockroach!


Conservative Vermont Vet, Free Republic 51 Comments [4/27/2012 4:03:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 87122

Does anyone here know what it is about h*m*s*xuality that is especially wrong? What is it about s*x that God is so keyed in on?

It is because of how we were created. Our minds are a womb designed for seed: God-seed (e.g. Spirit-born thoughts, reason, logic, intellect, etc). The basis of the demonic attack against Eve was to get her to let down her defenses and allow Satan to implant his seed in the womb of her mind!

This is the spiritual s*x that physical s*x represents. This is why anything other than a husband (e.g. picture of God/Christ) and wife (e.g. picture of Bride of Christ) is an abomination to God. YOUR MIND is His womb for His seed!

What would you husbands do if you came home and found another man, especially a man with aids or HIV or other disease putting his seed in the womb of your wife? Would you be happy? Would you think it was a good and great thing?

Now -- imagine God who created us and the wombs of our minds for Himself and His seed? Perfect. Pure. Not defiled. Not corrupt. Not diseased. Not a bringer of death. What does God think about Satan putting his dead, corrupt, diseased, deadly seed in the mental wombs of YOUR MIND? What does He think of YOU and your willing participation in this illicit affair?

And if s*x outside of marriage is bad, what does God think about a seed bearer and giver putting his seed towards someone physically not designed to receive it? It is a direct attack on the image of God Himself.

YES -- It highly upsets God. It HIGHLY ticks Him off.

It is time to repent and especially if we have participated in this most base of all expressions of direct attack on the very nature of God Himself!

Wake up people .... wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!

Larry, World Net Daily 87 Comments [4/27/2012 4:01:06 AM]
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Submitted By: kinigget
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Quote# 87116

Joe McCarthy was a hero whose name was smeared by very real Communists who had infiltrated influential areas of American life.

Did y'all know that actor Will Geer, "Grandpa Walton", was one of the first registered Communists in the USA in the 1930s? That hurt his career as young man and rightfully so. Many more Hollywood types were known to have commie ties but could not come out of the closet.

JM was blowing their cover and thus had to be silenced by a vigorous hate campaign that idiots like Tom Hanks and Sean Penn continue to advance to this day.

Of course, ground zero for the cultural poison McCarthy warned about can be traced to college professors and "elite" writers after WW2. Today's swarm of mindless liberals in journalism, the arts, and grammar school teaching jobs would not exist without the groundwork laid by these Marxist thugs of yesteryear.

BarbT, RR 49 Comments [4/27/2012 3:59:16 AM]
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Quote# 87115

Ayatollah Abdollah Javadi-Amoli, an Islamic scholar based in Iran's holy city of Qom, said in a speech among his followers that homosexuals are inferior to dogs and pigs, according to the news website Khabaronline.

"If a society commits a new sin, it will face a new punishment," he said while interpreting Qur'anic verses about prophet Lot whose tribe Isalmic scholars say was punished by God for sodomy. "Problems like Aids did not exist before."

Citing the Qur'an, Javadi-Amoli said politicians who pass laws in favour of homosexuals are lower than animals. "Even animals ... dogs and pigs don't engage in this disgusting act [homosexuality] but yet they [western politicians] pass laws in favour of them in their parliaments."

Ayatollah Abdollah Javadi-Amoli, The Guardian 31 Comments [4/27/2012 3:55:52 AM]
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Quote# 87101

[When asked for evidence from French law that "Sharia law zones" are being enforced in Paris.]

French law? What's 'French law' have to do with Sharia law?

You sound confused.

Again, the homework, kid, is at your damn fingertips... and ITS PERVASIVE.

Here, I'll help a bit since you seem challenged.

There's a thing called 'Google'.

Now, type 'sharia law, France' into it.

Only 3,470,000 results.

Wyatt Junker, Where Liberty Dwells 87 Comments [4/26/2012 3:37:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 87100

Anecdotal evidence is useless except to liberals, who rely on it because they have zero acquaintance with facts and empirical evidence. I am not even slightly impressed by liberals who intone that THEY know of a person who is this, that or the other who does not think or do such and such and therefore it disproves the long-established norm.

The fact that you know a few Muslims who have not (yet) killed infidels in the name of Allah and his insane pedophile "prophet" does NOT negate the cold, hard, indisputable fact that the vast majority of terrorism around the world is carried out by Muslims.

There are no Christian terrorists or Jewish terrorists or Buddhist terrorists or Hindu terrorists or Confucian terrorists. Why is that, little boy? Could it be because Christianity and Judaism and Buddhism and Hinduism and Confucianism don't have violence, torture and murder as central tenets of their doctrines?

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 65 Comments [4/26/2012 3:37:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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Quote# 87095

Is it any wonder that young White House Secret Servicemen and military servicemen have been caught consorting with prostitutes abroad; that GSA managers partied extravagantly in Las Vegas at taxpayer expense? For decades our government has engaged in profligate borrowing and spending, stubbornly funded Planned Parenthood (against the protest of parents) to teach children that "anything goes"; that mistakes can be "covered up" without parents ever knowing; to help teenage sex rings ply their trade right here in America, etc. The administration in power has imposed homosexual practice upon our military and has mandated that religious schools provide contraception, sterilization and abortifacient drugs to all students and staff - at taxpayer expense! What can we expect to come if things are not reversed?

Prayer Team, Family Research Council 37 Comments [4/26/2012 3:36:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 87094

Well, I have never been of the mind that anything was impossible...the pyramids exist, stonehenge is there, the weird faces of Easter Island can be touched....what has ALWAYS blown my mind is that evolutionists would rather attribute these things to aliens, instead of using them as proof of man-kind's intelligence, and not just opposable thumbs. They really blew it there.

livin_in_the_Son, Rapture Forums 55 Comments [4/26/2012 3:35:33 AM]
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Quote# 87089

Key thing here is Evolution is a 'Theory' not FACT!

Too many times its taught as 'Fact' when in reality its a 'Theory' just as the Theory of relativity is a theory, not a fact, that today is being broken as we speak.

Very simply put to say this is a fact when its a theory bespeaks some measure of hubris thats not good to have.

Mutations are NEVER good, they hinder and harm, adaptation is the key here in biological diversity not 'evolution or mutations'.

If some kind of critter cant adapt to changes in nature, it dont last long, its that simple.

Rink, Where Liberty Dwells 48 Comments [4/26/2012 3:25:45 AM]
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Submitted By: QuasiRodent
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Quote# 87084

Space doesn't exist!

Think of it.. The bible is infallible, and it calls the sky a FIRMAMENT. Also, the heavens are described as a dome. So how can space be real? Moon landing is fake, obviously.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 81 Comments [4/25/2012 3:14:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Count Zapolai
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Quote# 87083

[on the question of how same-sex marriage would harm society]

This is like asking, "How would the official endorsement of men having sex with men as normal behavior by the public school system hurt society?."

The question presumes it would take time for the new generation to undergo indoctrination before the hurt would statistically manifest.

Since those raised under the old teaching would not be molded by the new teaching, we should expect the old ways to be practiced until the new generation replaced the older generation.

Thus, your reference to Massachusetts fails to allow adequate time for the process.

I think we can also obtain a clearer perspective if we pose the question this way, "Would it hurt society if a whole generation was taught to disregard traditional sexual morality?

That question is not "unbelievably difficult to answer" as you claimed.

Indeed, by default, one would naturally expect the obvious answer to be, "yes, it would hurt society."

If you want a question that is "unbelievably difficult to answer" try proving it would not hurt society!

Since it's intuitively obvious that it would hurt society, your job does not look easy at all.


bman, NOM Blog 57 Comments [4/25/2012 3:08:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 87070

How would you feel if you entered the Magic Kingdom anticipating a normal day of fun with your family only to witness thousands of same-sex couples holding hands, hugging, kissing and wearing tee-shirts that promoted their lifestyle?

LGBT (lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender) activists converge on the Magic Kingdom the first Saturday of every June for an event called Gay Day at Disney.



Just like activists’ attempts to gain access to youthful minds through LGBT characters in video games they also want to impact a captured audience of tens of thousands of children during the first Saturday of Summer Break.

Last year Florida Family Association hired an aircraft company to pull a banner for ten hours the day before and ten hours the day of to warn families about this offensive event before they arrived at the park on Saturday.

The airplane banner influenced mainstream family attendance at Disney during Gay Day to DROP between 50% to 60%. We believe this aircraft banner warning to families SPARED TENS OF THOUSANDS of children from the unexpected exposure to this coming out party. This airplane banner is the most cost effective manner to warn families before they:

• Expose their children to same-sex revelry.

• Spend hundreds of dollars on tickets.

• Pay for parking.

• Commit a day for fun now ruined.

• Purchase food and novelties.

The Florida Family Association, The Florida Family Association 49 Comments [4/25/2012 2:49:39 AM]
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Quote# 87063

When students at Norwich University crowed their prom queen, something was missing. That something was a girl. Hello, I'm Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C. America's oldest private military academy says it prides itself on being unconventional--and last month's "gay prom" proved it. School officials said they wanted to have an "open dialogue" on homosexuality--but what they really had was a party. Unfortunately, this is America's new military. When the President wanted to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," he didn't talk about flying rainbow flags at Afghan bases or asking chaplains to perform gay "weddings." He didn't mention banning Christian speakers at military academies, tearing down crosses at Camp Pendleton, or pulling Scripture out of Army curriculum. What he said was it's time to let homosexuals be true to who they are. And who they are is a community that thinks promiscuity is something to celebrate. Norwich's "free love dance" and "condom Olympics" aren't tolerance. They're deviance. And a school of young, strong cadets deserve better.

Tony Perkins, Family Research Council 62 Comments [4/24/2012 3:03:36 AM]
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Quote# 87061

They're bullies. And we know that we people stand up to the bully on the playground - the bully on the playground intimidates, that's what he does, intimidates people into silence, into fear, into avoiding the bully. And oftentimes the bully is the paper tiger and when the righteous individual who is being bullied defends his or herself and punches the bully in the mouth, guess what, the bully more times than not has a glass jaw, falls down and then everyone on the playground says "whoa, the bully was a weakling after all."

That's the secularist left. The secularist left are bullies. They try to bully and intimidate and push religious intolerance and religious bigotry on everyone else.


Matt Barber, Right Wing Watch 64 Comments [4/24/2012 3:01:10 AM]
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Quote# 87052

There is no evidence at all that the homosexual was born that way. I guarantee you I was. I was born this way. I was born black, I’m living black, I’m going to die black.

You know we find out there’re criminal genes, they say, in some people. But do you know how to get rid of criminal gene? Two parents with a belt [laughs] gets rid of the criminal gene.

Discipline, understanding, good parenting removes the homosexual gene.

Ken Hutcherson, Pam's House Blend 62 Comments [4/23/2012 3:10:16 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 87048

The problem is that E=mc2 does not meaning anythimg that makes sense. Anyone is welcome to try to explain it here. Eating a pound of cake does not cause one's energy to increase by the speed of light squared.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 103 Comments [4/23/2012 3:00:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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