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Quote# 89273

I had a mother come up to me last night here in Tampa, Florida after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that [HPV] vaccine, that injection. And she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. The mother was crying when she came up to me last night. I didn't know who she was before the debate. This is the very real concern and people have to draw their own conclusions.

Michele Bachmann, Cosmopolitan 19 Comments [8/31/2012 3:18:05 AM]
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Quote# 89242

This is how they are going to activate Homeland Security against the American people, ladies and gentlemen. It is dastardly. It is wicked. It’s cold-blooded. It is New World Order MO, one-hundred and ten percent. They are now doing it. The government bombs Oklahoma City and they blame it on the right wing. They involve Iraqis and set-up that trail. When they bring it out that Iraq bombed Oklahoma City which they’ve already been doing in the national news, we need to point out: Well, why did you then seize the surveillance cameras, all 12 of them – the tapes, showing the Iraqis? Why would police arrest them to order their release? We need to start asking that question when they try to do this. That’s the most powerful tool we’ve got. Call every talk show now. Call every radio show. Call C-Span in the morning whenever they open those phones up. Call the White House. Call Congress and tell them: Hey, why did you grab those surveillance camera tapes then – that show the Islamics bombing the building, the Iraqis. Why didn’t you keep them in custody after they’d been arrested? Clinton, why did you order their release? Why did George Bush, Sr. bring 3,400 of them in after the Gulf War? Why? Why? Why? The answer is simple. This government is illegitimate and is behind the attacks. That is an absolute documented fact.

Alex Jones, Infowars.com 16 Comments [8/29/2012 5:40:48 AM]
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Quote# 88932

This whole thing has been created by the EUSSR.

Multiculturalism is Dr Frankenstein and no matter what they try to do to make it seem lovey dovey it will always create monsters - sadly Breivik was a well made monster and i'm more than definite there are more to come.

The worlds population are being sardine'd into a tin can of genocide all whilst a handful of out of touch millionaires grim reap the rewards. This case is no surprise to Dr Frankenstein and doesn't change a thing. Breivik will be banged up in an asylum for the rest of his days and nothing will change with the EUSSR steam train. Sadly its full steam ahead for them and if people are ploughed down along the way, so be it.

Yngvi, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 10 Comments [8/29/2012 5:21:28 AM]
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Quote# 88525

Hello everyone, my name is Randi Shannon, and I have been honored to be Iowa’s Republican Candidate for The Office of State Senator in District 34. The support I have received from so many in this district has been just incredible! I will never forget your commitment to my campaign!

I want to especially thank my fellow Ron Paul for President Supporters, My Fellow Members of Liberty, My Friends who home school as did I, the many Pro-Life Members who have been so supportive of my candidacy over these past few months, and of course all my supporters in the Republican Party who have offered me so much help and encouragement, including many Republican Office holders here in Iowa, I promise you, your efforts on My behalf will be remembered.

Let me now announce to everyone in Iowa, I have become aware of the existence of the Original Republic for The United States of America.“We the People” re-inhabited our lawful de jure (de jur- “by right of lawful establishment”) government on March 30th, 2010. This is The Republic founded in 1787 and then abandoned during The Civil War in the 1860s.

It was then replaced in 1871 by the UNITED STATES CORPORATION. (de facto-without law). This Unlawful Corporate Democracy, established by the forty-first congress, has been acting as though it is the “official government” which clearly it is not! In point of fact, it is the reason why “We the People” Instead of Experiencing Freedom and Prosperity, suffer under the weight of Oppressive Statutes and an Out of Control, Monstrous National Debt which is Robbing Us and All Future Generations of Americans of Our Treasure and Our Legacy for which Our Founding Fathers’ so Valiantly Fought and Died.

And Remember This! Where the de jure Republic of The United States of America exists the de facto UNITED STATES CORPORATION, having no standing, must go away!

Now, knowing this, and with the best interests of The People of Iowa District 34 uppermost in my heart and out of respect for my own conscience, I am here to announce that I am ending my campaign as of this July 4th, 2012. Trust me this story does not end here nor does my commitment. In fact, my level of service to the good people of Iowa who have been so supportive of me and my campaign will be greatly increased. Please allow me to continue, because I have some great news to share with all of you!

I have learned from my participation in campaigns that no matter who we elect, there’s no positive change. The same talking points are used; “lower taxes, education reform, we need to end BIG GOVERNMENT PORK etc”. We cast our votes, and for the most part, we are no better off. Our taxes go up and while we are losing our liberties in the name of security, our country becomes more divided. New executive orders are issued, BIG GOVERNMENT INTRUSION into our private lives is on the rise and the Peoples’ despair grows and deepens. What Hope is there for any solutions from THE UNITED STATES CORPORATION?

[...]

Remember, THE UNITED STATES CORPORATION was changed from The Republic, and since then, we have seen a plethora of Statutes passed as if they were Law without the consent of “We the People”. With the abandonment of The Republic, and especially following 1871, the abuses of the UNITED STATES CORPORATION heaped upon the American People and the Peoples of the International Community have been inestimable and unconscionable. In this, I cannot and will not have a share!

From the President on down, many of these so-called servants of the The People have repeatedly violated their oaths of Office, their fiduciary responsibilities, and in every way imaginable they’ve committed the most
egregious acts against “We the People” of the United States of America and People around the world. They have continually violated the People’s Trust. Be fooled no longer, that Trust is broken beyond repair!

Therefore, in order to affect the most good on behalf of The People of Iowa’s 34th District and in keeping with my conscience, I have accepted the position of U.S. Senator in The Republic of The United States of America, where I may better serve You and All of The People of Iowa. I want you to know I have taken an Oath to Uphold, Support and Defend The Constitution of The United States of America. This I will do to the best of my ability, So Help Me God.

Randi Shannon, Facebook - Official Randi Shannon for Iowa Senate 19 Comments [8/29/2012 3:52:06 AM]
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Quote# 89236

Aztec Pyramid of the Moon blasts energy vortex from apex.

That amazing incident... was followed by the vortex blast—witnessed and captured on film—shooting from the apex of the famous Aztec Pyramid of the Moon in Teotihuacan, Mexico.
 
Pyramids. Are some alien? Scientists in China and Russia think so. Now, it seems the hidden technology of those ancient structures is being activated as massive pyramids around the globe are shooting pulsing streams of raw energy deep into space.
 
What is their purpose? Are they really conduits of cosmic energy as some have claimed? Were some pyramids actually designed by alien ‘gods’ that created a worldwide network of advanced city-states based on their superscience? Who really knows? Well, maybe the United States Air Force knows.

Tianca, Starseeds 24 Comments [8/28/2012 6:18:33 AM]
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Quote# 89222

What you have today is close to ten percent of the population is Muslim. You have 307 million Americans, you have 9 million Shiite Iranians who fled from Iran after 1979 when the Shah fell—these were allies of the U.S. if they had not fled they would have been killed by Khomeini—7 million Arabs, about 16 million between the Shiites and the Sunnis, four million Farrakhan Nation of Islam, that’s 20 million. I can tell you with all authenticity because I’ve been collecting this information all around the country that there are charter jets bringing Muslims into this country every day for free, at the expense of the U.S. taxpayer of course, people in Washington are bribed, the floodgates are open and they’re bringing in Muslims from Somalis, Palestinians, Bosnians, Algerians, Egyptians. Nobody even has a clue to exactly how many, I predict there are between 20 to 30 million Muslims in America and this fact is not lost on the election campaign in November.



What happens after they come here is that they marry Christian women, Jewish and Christian American women and then these women become baby factories for Islam because it’s the religion of the father. So if a Muslim father marries a Christian or Jewish mother the children are going to be Muslim. Then they get passports because they married an American woman and once they get passports they bring in their families from the Middle East. So what we’ve seen happening is not one university but we’ve seen hundreds of universities doing this and that’s one of the reasons why I’m saying this is very stealth like, it’s very insidious. Nobody sees it happening but you have a process paid with oil money to bring in millions of Muslims into this country very quietly with student visas and other things but eventually its family reunification. I’ve been following this for the last thirty years and most Americans can’t believe anything I’m saying but I’m on the cutting edge of this.



I’m predicting that the globalist one world government insists on getting that oil and to do that you have to overthrow the regime. The problem is not the nuclear threat, the problem is the regime. Fourthly, I think Obama’s a Muslim, he’s a Sunni Muslim on orders from Saudi and the Saudis are afraid to get their heads chopped off by the Shiite Iranians, therefore the Saudis are commanding Obama to terminate the Shiite regime. All of this is in my teachings. So the four reasons for war with Iran, the nuclear threat and democracy are the least of the reasons.



I think what we’ve been seeing over the last few decades is that America has been having its leaders chosen, Democrat or Republican, chosen by the one world government, the Masons, the Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, whatever you want to call these people, these are people who control the world. Unfortunately, Jesus Christ is not important to them, what’s important to them is oil and money. Christianity and Judaism can be sacrificed relatively speaking as long as they have oil and the cash and the Muslims have that, but it’s the Sunnis who have it and the Shiites who are trying to bring it all down. So the Shiites and the Sunnis are working at cross-purposes and what we see here is an alliance between the Sunni Muslims, the Christians and Israel against Shiite Iran.

Avi Lapkin, Right Wing Watch 19 Comments [8/28/2012 3:42:49 AM]
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Quote# 89210

So how is it that the designers of the London 2012 branding got away with a more abstract approach than was necessary, or than would be tolerated in most other corporate projects?

It only makes sense when we consider that the ‘2’ is supposed to be reminiscent of a ‘Z’, and that a sideways ‘Z’ also serves perfectly as an ‘N’.

Here’s my take on the significance of the London-Zion link and why no other political union than the United Kingdom could have hosted the games this year: Israel, or Zion, was essentially created by the British Government. Read the ‘Rothschild Timeline’ in my links for more info on that. London also, as a corporation separate from the rest of England, is a major centre for banking and thus Zionist ambitions. Furthermore, no nation other than perhaps the USA has been more instrumental in aiding the Rothschild Zionist wars against genuine rebel-nations such as Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya.

In short, London/Britain and Zion represent a political union more potent than almost any other. The two entities are inextricably linked and inter-dependent in what they’ve become. It is a union which is of no benefit to the average British Citizen, yet in the subtle visual binding of London and Zion the average British citizen is subconsciously programmed to accept the permanent normality of London’s alliance with Israel.

Steed, The Eye of Woden 20 Comments [8/27/2012 3:29:00 AM]
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Quote# 89152

What about that story about those two homosexuals guys from Odumbo's church (Rev Wrights), that mysteriously "knew too much" and were found dead shortly after his 08 campaign started?

Think the Rev. knows more than he's sayin?

Ewee...an to think that part of the description of the anti-christ is that he don't really like wimmins and that he'd be a tall "dark man".... Well...if he manages to get reelected...then I guess we'll know a lot more won't we....LOL The only part that don't fit is that the anti-christ is suppose to come from around the area of Turkey or Iraq in the middle east.

So much for conspiracy theories eh?

Terry, Where Liberty Dwells 19 Comments [8/24/2012 3:28:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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The "Good Question" Award

If not the best answers...

Quote# 89140

Q: Why Do Weather Forecasters Need 46,000 Rounds of High Powered Hollow Point Ammo?
A: To eliminate the most vocal of the non-believers in the GloBULL Warming Hoax.

Q: Why Did the Social Security Administration Purchase 174 Thousand Rounds Of Hollow Point Bullets?
A: To eliminate seniors demanding their SS checks after OBOZO drives the US into total bankruptcy.

Q: Why did Homeland Security purchased 450 million rounds of .40-caliber hollow point bullets that are designed to expand upon entry and cause maximum organ damage and then issue another DHS solicitation asking for a further 750 million rounds of assorted bullets, including 357 mag rounds that are able to penetrate walls?
A: There will be a lot of Americans upset if OBOZO steals the election in November and assumes full dictatorial power; they must be silenced.

MicahStone, Moonbattery 23 Comments [8/23/2012 12:51:55 PM]
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Quote# 89134

okay anyways i have been watched for like 2 years now, every single night by i dont know either 3 spaceships or 1 spaceship acting as 3 light dots, but yeah also recently i have been attacked or something - about 6 m ago i tryed communicating with the spaceship and i got an massive headache and had it for 2 days, now i have the same headache and last night something weird happened
i woke up and felt this MASSIVE pressure going through my whole back like it was massive, like something was going out or in and i dont know but i have 1000000times been paralyzed in sleep and had to fight off "demons" or "aliens" with my mind and recently i have started winning those mind battles
and i have a power word that helps me i dont know why but i dont believe in god in the big white bearded guy figure but i believe in universal energy, anyways when i say JESÚS "my language for jesus" then i somehow win the battle and the aliens/entities leave me i dont know if it is cause i gain extreme confidence when i say jesus or something but yeah anyways i will try to cover last nights story for u here

4am : trying to fall asleep
5am : smoked a cig
6am : almost fallen asleep
6:30 : so close to sleep then massive pressure comes over my whole back and i get paralyzed and cant speak i struggle to talk and fight with my mind and i somehow knew something was going in or out of me, i wasnt exatly scared more like shocked since i have had the paralyzed thingie happen almost every night for years now, but this was something new the pressure thing on my back
then i got to say Jesus and i felt as the grip of the entitiys got off me and i could speak, so i woke my gf up and noticed i was laying in a pool of sweat (that happens everynight also) and then went back to sleep, i know that something happens everynight, but i cant remember it everynight

so anyways does anyone know, or have any suggestions or ideas of what this might have been?

newindego, Indigo Society 19 Comments [8/23/2012 12:06:23 PM]
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Quote# 89119

Dave Mustaine -- the lead singer of Megadeth -- believes Barack Obama "staged" the massacre in Aurora, CO in a sick, twisted plot to pass a gun ban.

Mustaine made the comments on stage at an August 7 performance in Singapore ... when he told the crowd, "Back in my country, my president ... he's trying to pass a gun ban, so he's staging all of these murders, like the 'Fast And Furious' thing down at the border ... Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were killed there ... and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple."

He continued, "I don't know where I'm gonna live if America keeps going the way it's going because it looks like it's turning into Nazi America."

Obviously, Mustaine is not an Obama fan ... and recently bashed the President during an interview with Alex Jones ... saying, "With all of the proof about his birth certificate being fake. And you see the signs in Kenya that say 'the birthplace of Barack Obama.' Hello?! C'mon, guys. How stupid are we right now?"

Dave Mustaine, TMZ 31 Comments [8/22/2012 3:42:44 AM]
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Quote# 89106

National Weather Service Stocks Up on Ammo

Our monstrously bloated and relentlessly intrusive federal government is currently controlled by leftist ideologues opposed to everything this country stands for. Their relationship with the American people is wary if not yet openly hostile. This is why even the National Weather Service is stocking up on ammunition, presumably to shoot us with. Remember the party hounds at the General Services Administration, who blew $820,000 of our money on an outrageously frivolous Las Vegas shindig? Here’s something a little more sobering from their official website:

The DOC NOAA National Weather Service – Western Acquisition Division ? Boulder requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following:

LI 001, 16,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 002, 24,000 rounds of ammunition for semiautomatic pistols to be factory-loaded .40 S&W caliber, 180-grain jacketed hollow point (JHP). …

LI 003, 6,000 rounds of frangible, 125-grain CFRHT .40 caliber.


Why does even the weatherman need piles of ammo if he works for the government? Possibly because every federal employee in the country might become deputized once Obamunism truly hits the fan in the form of total economic collapse or a disputed 2012 election.

Meanwhile, DHS has just purchased another 750 million rounds of ammo, in addition to the 450 million rounds they bought with our money earlier this year. I doubt they plan on using all these bullets to defend the open southern border.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 13 Comments [8/21/2012 3:47:24 AM]
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Quote# 89097

Obama and Holder were ARMING a 5th column group of guerrillas meant to destabilize mid western red states, conducting little wars in places like Arizona to destabilize conservative culture, and place it under strict leftist regulation via executive order.To help do this Obama would have liked an armed reconquista movemnt of armed men working out of federal reserve lands in Arizona, prohibited to the public.He failed.

Obama and Holder failed in this but risked an act of war against Mexico to attempt this treasonous initiative, now supposedly limited to “Fast and Furious” gun running. IMHO it was much worse than that. Much , much worse in its intent.

As to whether Obama and his liberal fascist thugs created the shooting scenario in Colorado? It is possible, all that is often needed is a spark put to an already tinderous, flammable situation.Obama is capable of just about anything. His activity in Kenya in support of Kenya’s Islamic Orange Party fascist , Rial Odinga,and the resulting intertribal warfare and genocide,should have made that fact plain to the world in 2006/2007.Kenya was Obama’s test bed for his Southern border/illegal alien work in Arizona, New Mexico and Texas.

I am awaiting the facts on this [shooting] in Wisconsin.The perpetrator is a cypher, and the police/government are scrubbing his public background before naming him.I want to see his facebook page, but the authorities are increasingly preventing this from happening.

Candor7, Free Republic 11 Comments [8/21/2012 3:39:43 AM]
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Quote# 89031

[an army airship intended for Afghanistan made a trial flight over New Jersey]

I saw it three weeks ago and thought it was the Met Life airship. It seemed to be faster than an airship. Soon they will be armed with rockets and bombs to use against us. The Government hates us because we want to cut taxes and reduce the size of government. For this they want to kill us.


MUFFYTHETUFFY, The Blaze 29 Comments [8/17/2012 3:05:34 AM]
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Quote# 89020

The msm has failed on vetting Obama.

No one has seen the hardcopy of his birth certificate.
College grades sealed.
SS number issued in a state he’d never been to.
Draft registration date stamp different from ALL others seen for 1980.
No senior thesis anyone has read.
Rezko’s next door neighbor in Chicago; Rezko’s wife Obama’s real estate agent; Rezko bought part of Obama’s lot for him.

Is there a free media out there. Where’s the Romney team on ANY of this stuff???

kjo, Free Republic 19 Comments [8/17/2012 3:01:47 AM]
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Quote# 89018

The REAL PROBLEM is not of Harun Yahya. It is the problem of pseudo-secular liberals AND also of scientists.

There is a site that will appear INSTANTLY if you google for "speed of light" and "Quran" which has a derivation from 25000 months of the EXACT speed of light and a definition INVARIANT to the change of inertial frame.

It has been there for years but no cosmologists or physics professors have been able to refute it.

I have sent emails to physics profs at MIT,Cambridge,Oxford,Moscow,Sorbonne,Beijing,Weizmann,Caltech,Princeton etc and none had the courage to write a simple paper and refute the calculation.

The western civilization has lost all credibility after 911 inside job and nanothermite and anthrax. Counterpunch by Alex Cockburn has lost credibility due to coverup. Professor Steven Jones has credibility due to his RIGOROUS and THOROUGH scientific forensic work. Aafiya siddiqui proves western Kourts KANGAROO.

It is a fact that evolutionary theory is based on shoddy western science whose main reason for glitter are imperial and financial scams by the fractional reserve banksters like Rothschild/Madoff. Plz read the book "Allah's Mercy" by Hillaire Billoc which shows how spineless west is to the banksters that he wrote a very accurate workings of European jewish banksters BUT smeared on the name of Islam. This book was in early 1900s.

ibnekhaldun, Huffington Post 24 Comments [8/16/2012 3:38:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Deus ex Populo
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Quote# 88996

Leftist protest Occupy Wall Street is an ongoing anti-capitalism rally and rapists' and murderers' playground, beginning as an astroturfing campaign funded by a George Soros group called Adbusters, with the ultimate goal of replacing the United States Constitution with a form of government akin to communist totalitarianism. Invoked by Bill Ayers "Days of Rage," the first Occupy protest was staged on September 17, 2011 in New York City after months of planning by co-founder of SEIU Stephen Lerner. Occupy Wall Street protesters consist of radicals, anarchists, nihilists, college students, hippies, special interest groups, labor unions and vendors. They dislike capitalism, blame greed, Wall Street and the banks for economic hardship, and while claiming to be peaceful, occupiers have been seen spitting on U.S. Military personnel, committing acts of rage, violence, vandalism, arson, rape, drug use, public masturbation, public deification, littering, public nudity, public urination, rioting, and other acts of assault.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 21 Comments [8/15/2012 3:25:19 AM]
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Quote# 88989

I'm facing a lot of skeptics who believe what Al Gore has told them about solar energy. But once you know the only real buyers of solar panels are governments (through subsidies and large direct purchases), you should immediately suspect the promise of solar power isn't what it's cracked up to be.

If everyone could power their homes by putting solar panels on the roof, everyone would want to do it. We wouldn't need tax incentives. Of course, that's not how it works. Instead, the cost to install and maintain a solar system far exceeds the economic value of what it provides. And the reason is basic physics, specifically the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

This is nature's version of "there's no such thing as a free lunch." The Second Law says energy moves from more useful forms to less useful forms, from more concentrated and powerful forms to more disparate and less powerful forms. In short, machines that promise to bring us the power of the sun by harnessing its rays won't work because by the time the sun's rays reach the Earth, not much useful energy is left. That energy won't return to a more concentrated form without the input of just as much additional power. You can't simply "reconcentrate" sunlight in any useful way. The concept breaks the fundamental laws of nature.

I'm not the only person who has doubted the functional utility of solar power. Another skeptic is Warren Meyer, who frequently blogs about free market economics, climate nonsense, and solar power, among other topics. Meyer is a Princeton and Harvard Business School graduate, but even those institutions didn't ruin his brain, which tells me he's a very smart guy indeed.

Al Gore has claimed, repeatedly, that if we were to build a 90-mile by 90-mile solar-panel facility in the Southwest desert, we would have enough electricity to power the entire United States. The claim is fantastic. If only we cared enough about the environment to build enough solar panels, then the world would be saved and power would be free! Al Gore is a masterful politician, which is to say he is a complete liar.

Porter Stansberry , Steve Sjuggerud's Daily Wealth 19 Comments [8/15/2012 3:19:50 AM]
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Quote# 88985

It's amazing that there are people out there that believe in Aliens and bigfoot yet refuse to believe the scientifically proven fact that 911 was a controlled demolition.
Similarly, these people will happily bash Christanity calling it un scientific, irrational belief (I'm not Christian merely making a point) yet fervently belief in the biggest fairytale religion of them all, man made global warming. Anthropogenic global warming has ZERO evidence supporting it and a mountain of evidence against it. I believe the film idiocracy is coming true.

Sabretruthtiger, Cracked 24 Comments [8/14/2012 4:05:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Dynamic Dragon
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Quote# 88948

A small amount of confusion on this - there were in fact, TWO individuals born within a relatively short time span of each other, one in Kenya, the other somewhere in US jurisdiction (may or may not have been Hawaii), bearing the name “Barack Hussein Obama”, and both purportedly the offspring of Barack Hussein Obama the Senior. One was designated “Junior”, the other the suffix “II” or “the Second”.

My contention is that the Current Occupant of the Oval Office may not, in fact, be the genetic descendant of BHO Senior, but the love child of Stanley Dunham and an as yet unidentified woman who was an American of African descent. Stanley Anne Dunham faked the pregnancy and entered into a marriage of convenience with Senior, for the express purpose of disguising the misdeed of her father. The child was delivered, not in Hawaii, but in or near Seattle, Washington, whisked away to Hawaii, and a “certificate of live birth” was created to cover this clandestine transfer. Unfortunately, everybody who would have been privy to any or all of this information is now deceased.

I want to see some DNA evidence.

alloysteel, Free Republic 28 Comments [8/13/2012 3:46:15 AM]
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Quote# 88912

The New York Times has discovered yet another way to cheerlead the “authenticity” of the paper’s favorite presidential candidate – not just in this election, but perhaps in any election.

The “newspaper of record” managed to develop a comprehensive story that speculates Barack Obama, who claims, without substantiation, to be the son of a white mother and a Kenyan visiting student, has roots in slavery – like so many other African-Americans.

The irony of this claim is that the slave genealogy comes not from his alleged father, but his alleged mother.

But the real irony of the story is that the public still really has no proof of who Obama’s biological parents were – since they are both dead and the only documentation put forward has been disputed by anyone and everyone who has examined it, including the only law-enforcement investigation to do so.

The findings were reported by Ancestry.com, which concedes there is no “definitive proof” that Stanley Ann Dunham had at least one African forebear who happened to be one of the first documented African slaves in America.

What’s the point?

It can only be to boost Obama’s standing with African-American voters, demonstrating that he really is authentically “black” in the American tradition, rather than a privileged mixed race child raised largely by white grandparents.

Isn’t that pathetic?

Since when do Americans care about bloodlines like this? What difference could it possibly make that Obama may or may not have had an ancestor in the 17th century who was a slave?

It’s important to the Times because the paper will do anything – and I mean anything – to get Americans’ minds off the fact that Obama has presided over one of the most repressive and depressive four years in American history.

The Times even hired two “independent” genealogists to verify the research done by Ancestry.com.

But, even if one cares about this study, there’s a big problem with all this research – a problem so big you could sail a slave ship through it. That is simply the fact that Obama’s immediate family history is highly questionable, to say the least.

Obama is celebrating his 51st birthday this weekend, yet there is no proof he was actually born Aug. 4, 1961, as he claims.

There is serious doubt his father was actually Barack Obama, the Kenyan foreign student. There is even some question about whether his mother was truly Stanley Ann Dunham – and certainly no documented proof.

But the Times has never spent a single dime investigating the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate. It has shown no interest in the fact that Obama represented himself as Kenyan-born for 17 years of his life before he became a presidential wannabe. It has shown no interest in his draft records, his Social Security number, his travel records, his health records, his student records and his personal unpublished writings. It has shown no interest in how he became an Indonesian citizen through his adoptive father, Lolo Soetoro, and then managed to regain his “natural born citizen” status – or even normal citizen status. It has shown no interest in the mentor role played in Obama’s life by Communist Frank Marshall Davis.

No, the Times is more interested in – and more certain about, apparently – an alleged ancestor from the 17th century.

No doubt the story’s copy was approved by the White House, as the New York Times revealed recently, in one of the more important and substantive stories it has published in years, that it routinely submits its copy to presidential subordinates before publishing.

As for me, it makes no difference to me whether Obama has slave roots from the 17th century.

What’s important to me is that he is making slaves out of too many Americans in the 21st century.

Joseph Farah, World Net Daily 16 Comments [8/12/2012 4:59:38 AM]
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Quote# 88870

What a COMPLETE and FULL BLOWN "I D 1 0 T". Do you think I was even implying that the Moon was only 6,000 years old? What a freakin' JOKE. It's a spaceship with dirt on it. I don't know where the surface dirt came from and how old it is. WHO CARES? That's not even the issue or TOPIC. The aliens put the Moon there. Not a couple astroids knocking into a planet to form it like someone with a feeble mind might think (like YOU).

realanswers, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [8/10/2012 4:13:10 AM]
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Quote# 88838

Is Politics (Socialism) Ruining the Olympics?

I've been hearing about the Olympics and how things have changed. Apparently the rules have been changed so that they (Olympics Committee) can only take the top two from each country to compete in the finals. So in the case of the USA, there are three girls, and only two can go. Jordy Weiber has been left out, a girl that made it third in her group, because although she is excellent, only 2 girls can go on to the finals. This is what the Olympics Committee are saying: Quote: "We want to spread the wealth. We want to spread sports to other parts of the world." Sounds like Obama right?

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I am reading this and wondering what else is going to happen in the Olympics. Everything seems to be affected by Socialism and its just the beginning.

Cake Decorator, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/9/2012 3:22:48 AM]
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Quote# 88825

A Republican member of the Tennessee state legislature emailed constituents Tuesday morning with a rumor circulating in conservative circles that President Barack Obama is planning to stage a fake assassination attempt in an effort to stop the 2012 election from happening.

Rep. Kelly Keisling (R-Byrdstown) sent an email from his state email account to constituents containing a rumor that Obama and the Department of Homeland Security are planning a series of events that could lead to the imposition of "martial law" and delay the election. Among the events hypothesized in the email is a staged assassination attempt on the president that would lead to civil unrest in urban areas and martial law.

Kelly Keisling, from Huffington Post 23 Comments [8/8/2012 4:21:11 AM]
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Quote# 88817

Actually, my belief is that Zionism IS the end of England – or rather, it is the single biggest threat and is very close to wiping us out without us even realising it. Debt slavery and taxation that are bleeding us dry and will make slaves of our children; mass-immigration which is endangering our race and culture; the legal system which has stolen our liberty; Consumerism which has stolen our pride and our spirit; Christianity which has severed most of us from our Gods. These aren’t accidents. They are the methods of stealth used by Zionism/the Rothschilds to destroy us. It is NOT the same enemy as Islam. Islam is overt and crude, Zionism is covert and incredibly devious.

Steed, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 11 Comments [8/8/2012 3:46:46 AM]
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