The reason why you can not LUMP humans and apes together in the same general category like that... A soul. Tis why we are not primates... We are above ALL these things in a way far more grand than you can likely comprehend... So there's your answer. Basically it boils down to yes, I have hands like an ape, am a mammal (another one of MAN's definitions) like an ape, and have a 'large' brain like an ape. But an ape is an animal along with every other primate... Debase yourself into the same category as chimps if you want. When I go to the zoo I'll be happy to say hello to your relatives for you.