God said we should kill all homosexuals. Dogs and humans.
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Then go out there and kill them already.
'God ordered us to kill all homosexuals, and God's always right, but since I disagree with him on this point I'll rather sit here and spew hatred over the Intraweb.'
I wonder how many Army officers would take kindly to this kind of disobedience. 'Yes colonel, I know you ordered my company to move against that insurgent position, but I figured it'd be more comfortable to sit here at my laptop and post on YouTube about how much they suck'.
But then again, this ain't no colonel, right, kid? It's just God the Creator, who'll spare you if you repent on your deathbed.
This is pretty fucked up right here.
If you killed all homosexuals eventually there would be more born; it's called a genetic mutation, not a choice. Oh wait, you nutters don't believe that genetics science stuff.
THE BIBLE MAKES LAWS FOR MEN! HOW IS THE BIBLE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOUR DOG!? ALL DOGS GO TO GODDAMN HEAVEN ANYWAY! DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?!
I KNOW CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, BUT IS IT OKAY TO BE INCONSISTENT IN HOW YOU INTERROBANG?!!?
God also said to kill people who work on the Sabbath, women who are not virgins on their wedding night, false prophets, disobediant children, and a bunch of other people.
So wait, you want to kill gays, dogs and humans?
Maybe you want to try not using sentence fragments.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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