Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of witches cursing drug shipments destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.
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I'm a Wiccan, and I'm getting a kick out of this. ^_^
Seriously, though, would casting a curse like that really be worth the karmic backlash?
Seriously, though, would casting a curse like that really be worth the karmic backlash?
How big a backlash are we talking about? Because I've been wanting to see something utterly humiliating happen to Tom Cruise for years now, and a noseful of cursed drugs sounds like it should have some hilarious results.
This....
Wow. Just...wow.
Beyond all that, I've heard whispers of fundies being idiots.
Seriously though, witches (should they exist) aren't all that bad. Remember the witch in the Tale of the Wyf of Bathe? Chaucer? No? Well, she was a good witch.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I'm the rock n' roll clown!! I do COCAAAAAAAINE!!!
(Seriously...I do a lot of cocaine..)
Ok, so Autumleaf is in the know when it comes to either witches or drug dealers. Or both.
Funny choice of company for a Christian fundamentalist if you ask me.
That was just the sound of dealers cutting the coke.
"You sniffed the reeking buns of angels,
"I've heard whispers”
“of witches cursing drug shipments”
“destined for the noses of stars in Hollywood.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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