If I remember right, our place to stay is going to decend from heaven and kinda orbit the earth during the millenium. Maybe someone could back me up on that? I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think.
I was thinking about the rapture this morning. See, my tub doesn't drain that slowly. If I get raptured in the middle of taking a shower, there's going to be some major water damage to my house. Not that I would care, but I thought it was funny. I'll be too busy to care about the things I had back here.
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If I remember right, our place to stay is going to decend from heaven and kinda orbit the earth
I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think. "
No, it was in Deep Space Nine.
I'm sure pre/post/whatever-millennialists can actually spell 'millennium', so they are clearly referring to The Milennium Project:
http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/
Taster: 'She also blessed a duck, but nobody seems to know why.'
I love that sense of responsibility! If there are fatal car pileups and floods of wasted water because of the rapture, why, it will all just hammer home the point a little harder to people who are "left behind"!
"I don't remember the place I read it, Revelation I think."
Nope. You will not find the phrase "orbit the earth" anywhere in the bible.
And maybe you should take care of that hair clog in your bath tub drain. Or pray to jesus to stick his holy fingers down there and do it for you. While he's at it, he might even do your dishes for you. You never know.
Too damn bad only 140 000 people are gonna be in Jesus' space station.
Yeah, you're gonna be pissed when it turns out the JWs were right all along, huh!?
Maybe if you ask him nice Jeebus will have a plumber check out the drainage in your new mansion in heaven. If plumbers go to heaven. You will be able to tell them apart by the gown being short in the back.
@ Headache
... dildos in the shape Jesus, ... with a crown of thorns.
Uh . . . a jewish tickler? heh heh
@ Illuminatalie:
"What if you're having a shit, and you get raptured? Does half the turd get raptured with you?"
Yes. But the half of the turd that gets raptured will be transformed into a perfected glorified full turd.
Proof that these people spend WAAAY to much time thinking about this.
You don't know when it will happen! Live your life! God did not put you here just so you could sit around your house converting oxegen into carbon monoxide!!
"our place to stay is going to decend from heaven and kinda orbit the earth during the millenium"
No, that's Rapture Fan-fiction, so you can watch everyone left on Earth suffer. Some of you think the tribulation is gonna be like Nascar stadiums and you'll all be cheering each and every disastor, then watching slow motion replays with Jesus commentary.
How can people LIVE this way?
Seriously, if these people don't suffer mental breakdowns within 10 years of becoming super-fundies, I'll eat my hat.
Unless you count posting on RR as a mental breakdown in and of itself.
The entire world as we know it and everything on it(except you supposed 'believers') would be ruined in this 'Revelation' and you're thinking about water damage to your house?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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