“I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women.”
Sounds like someone afraid of heights boycotting ski lifts. Who cares?
“In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc.”
You have the mathematical likelihood of these calculated?
Hmmm. Married 40 years, never been cheated on.
Never been divorced.
We’re both overweight.
Still haven’t been divorced. And it’s not ‘stealing’ half if the divorce grants her half of ‘both your’ property.
She cooks. She’s better at it than I am.
We have three kids.
So, Have i ducked the oddsor are you just a lying sack of misogyny?
“Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?”
Oh, Me. Every man in my business unit. Every man I ever met in the Navy with about three exceptions.
“American women are generally immature,”
Says the spoiled brat.
“selfish,”
You’re the one who won’t give her half of y’all’s holdings in the divorce unless you’re forced.
“extremely arrogant and self-centered,”
Shiny mirror is shiny.
“ mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste.”
Still need the actual numbers for her chastity, bubbles.
“The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.”
Yes, this is why a nobleman like you has to beat them away with a stick.
“This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.”
Fine, great, go to the nearest Chinese restaurant and date one of the cooks.
Oh. Wait, they’re American women, now, aren’t they?
“BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!”
Sure thing, honey. Let’s pretend it’s YOUR choice, not theirs.
