[Should I wear a chastity belt to stop masturbation?]
Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.
Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path
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Sounds like something out of the dark ages. A sexually repressed fundie probably invented it.
Imagine the scenario before they retire for the night....
Fiance: Night dear
Marie: Have you got you anti masturbation cock ring on dear?
Fiance: (embarrassed) yes......
Marie: Let me check, I don't want you doing anything immoral during the night.
Fiance: Lowers his sexy Jesus pyjama bottoms...oh fuck do we have this every night? The pain, pain! Can you kiss it better?
Marie: Slapppp
that was my first though, ryan. there are people who get really into that submission/torture thing, and that kind of device sounds right up they're alley.
marie o's husband is a pervert. i wonder if she knows?
Ow. I mean, fuck, ouch. *winces* These people scare me. And boy, is their sex life going to suck ... er, well, you know what I mean.
Actually, that sounds an awful lot like a KTB, which is a rather extreme form of male "chastity belt". It tends to be in the form of a ring or sleeve lined with nails, carpet tacks, or in some cases, slightly dulled razors. It is frequently used in short-term chastity play, since you can't really leave it on for that long without causing permanent damage. Long-term has to be done with properly designed devices.
Chances are good that he doesn't know this. Thus, I would indeed expect him to be rather scarred in some unfortunate places.
So yes, it would seem that he's a BDSM fetishist's dream man. Already into chastity and doesn't seem to mind pain to enforce it. Too bad this Marie O person probably won't know how to deal with it.
"...it goes round the base of his xxxxx..."
For fuck's sake - why not just write "penis". Seriously, you're talking about a cock ring with teeth in it that causes bleeding when your fiance gets an erection and you think the word "penis" is too offensive to write. I hope he comes to his senses and leaves you, you silly bitch.
And if your fiance thinks that the only way he can keep on the "right path" is by using such a device, you can bet that he will be cheating on you by your first wedding anniversary.
Mr. Turquoise
(1) A device which causes his cock to bleed is more hygenic and practical than a chastity belt.
(2) If this is a serious problem just chop the thing off, then he won't be able to jack off at all.
(3) So, you want to sin so much, that you decide to mutilate your body to keep yourself from doing it? God must be one sick dude.
(4) The best part about this, is that this guy is going through all this so that they can be legally married on the morning of her 18th birthday, and finally get on with fucking without incurring God's wrath. Phew, its a good thing they found that marriage loophole.
No wonder so many fundies are so seriosuly messed up.
Turquoise: It's possible that the forum filters out "penis" and substitutes the xxxxx. Hell, at After The Bar Closes, "damn" and "hell" get x'd out. I think it's because Wesley Elsberry is running it and he's a devout Christian.
Marie: Did you do the dishes?
Fiance: Yes, dear.
Marie: Did you do the laundry?
Fiance: Yes, dear.
Marie: Did you feed the cat?
Fiance: Uh...eh...well...
Marie: You bad, bad boy! Hurry up and do your chores or I'll strip naked. Then you'll be in trouble.
A penis-shaped part of my brain just cringed vindictively and may possibly never be the same again. Damn you, Marie O!
I'm kidding, I don't need to say that. I'm sure God will take care of such matters, if he's the one you believe in.
Jeremy, yeah, you're probably right - I didn't consider the possibility that the forum filtered out "penis". But I still don't see why "penis" is offensive, particularly when she's talking about an S&M kink. One wonders if it would be less offenisive to use "love stick", "man meat" or "throbbing member".
Mr. Turquoise
Are you talking about circumcision - has a lot to say about that. Be it 200 foreskins as a dowry for David's first wife, or Abrahams' covenant, or Romans 2 always makes me giggle espec 2:25.
Or where you referring to the castration sects! (can't recall the references off the top of my head)
I can imagine what their marriage would be like.
Marie: Honey, I'm feeling amourous tonight
Marie's Husband: Me too. Let me get the toothed cockring
Marie: Again? Honey, you were supposed to wear that to STOP your sexual feelings
Marie's Husband: Oops.
Here's what I had to say last time I saw this (http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=9133 ):
"1/30/2006 7:30:32 AM
What's worse is it seems like it was his idea, not hers. Apparently he feels that without that monstrosity he would not be able to stop 'abusing himself'.
And still more horrifying, Marie O'S's latest comment (at the bottom of page 2) indicates that she needs it to feel comfortable around her fiance and without it she fears he might 'do something' to her:
"After the time he admitted to abusing himself he promised not to take it off until our wedding night, in case the problem occurred again. I don't mind him breaking that promise, but he promised God too, and he's worried that he won't be able to stop himself doing something he shouldn't if he takes it off. Plus I feel more comfortable about sharing an apartment with him because I know with the device he can't do anything to me."
Congratulations Marie, that's twice now you've made me feel ill. "
Can't. Do. Anything. TO. Me.
There's no way he leaves this on all the time... Every guy who isn't physically impotent will get several natural erections during sleep, and there's no way to avoid it. It's one way of determining whether someone has physical or psychological impotence... by sticking a row of stamps to the penis before bed and looking to see if the perforations have been broken in the morning. Or in this case, to see whether he's died from loss of blood overnight.
Marie O's is very scary. Sometimes I question the validity of her stories. SUch as her story about her father giving her fiance a riding crop as a wedding present to spank her when she disobeys or how his parents beat him until he was hospitalized when they caught him masturbating.
Two horny kids who will end up divorced within two years. I love how Marie O's has no problem talking about how she thinks it's great her husband will go down on her, but that she will not go down on him because of the whole "spilling his seed" sin. Poor guy.
Is this a troll? Guys get aroused naturally during the sleep cycle (called "nocturnal penile tumescence") - normally during REM sleep, but independent of dream content. It's one of the ways doctors sometimes test for ED to see if it's organic or psychological. (from the MedLine Medical Encyclopedia: "All men with normal physiological erectile function will achieve an erection during normal sleep. The test may be helpful in determining if the cause of erectile dysfunction is psychologic or physical.")
He's going to end up either permanently damaging himself or conditioning himself to the point where he loses erectile function.
Woah, that's creepy beyond belief.
I can only imagine:
Marie: Now that we're married, let's have at it already.
Husband: Erm, sorry, I can't. You conditioned me against it. Oh, and I'm leaving you for being a sadistic freak.
You know how to solve this "immorality" problem? Don't live together before you are married if you don't want anything to happen. I would love to be able to live with my fiancee now instead of later. Be happy for what you have... and if neither of you can stop it from happening with out him having to wear that thing, you have some very large repressed sexual fantasies... get them out, you will feel much better, and won't be so uptight and anal.
now that is what i call blue balls...OUCH...now he will have a negative association with his erections and might actually mutilate his genitals, even more so, in the future. I wonder why he would do such a thing.
PUNCHYBIRD:"I feel sorry for any male children they happen to have. It would be considered child abuse!"
I feel sorry for any children they have, though there's little chance of that.
... so many, MANY problems could be fixed for these people if they'd just ¨grab their dick and doubleclick¨, instead of posting this filth before going to vent their pent-up frustration on some toddler...
Now the question should be, "Can I get a masturbation belt to stop chastity?"
I'm sure you could find one of those at Good Vibrations. The "deadly toothed cock ring of doom" sounds like one of those things that even most BDSM stores wouldn't carry (I've certainly never seen something quite that bad...).
is she sadistic or is he masochistic?
I'm not a man, but even I think owwww .
Its just completey cruel, isn't it common knowledge that men (and I know its not really your fault guys) have no control over their dick.
what happens if he gets a morning glory, wakes up screaming?
Practicality: Usually, when one wears a chastity belt, they have someone else take the key.
Hygenics: And the metal teeth that go INTO you are somehow keeping you clean?
Also, this was invented in worship of a pagan goddess, I do believe. So take THAT, Fundie couple!
I really dig how all these Victorian fashions are coming into vogue thanks to steampunk.
Waistcoats, bowlers, stick pins, canes, medieval cock torture devices.
With any luck, he'll fetishize the thing and turn to S&M or bondage play. I bet he'd lose some hangups then.
Well I'd better put in my order now. Inquisition BDSM R' Us® has some pretty good offers, like 50% off all heretic forks, coupons for free brest rippers, and a buy one get one free sale on all catherine wheels.
Oh, for fucks sake, have sex already!
Me and hubby had sex before we moved in together. We were together 10 years before we married. The wedding is now more than thirteen years ago, we are still together, and just as loving as ever.
What's the average marriage length in the Bible Belt, for kids who get together at 18? How many are still together at 42?
There are Christians less hung up about sex than you, Marie:
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http://www.sexinchrist.com/
In Soviet Russia, you are 'in' Jesus. X3
@Swede
"What's the average marriage length in the Bible Belt"
2½ inches, I'd say. And that's whilst turgid . They're all Choads in that part of the US. X3
What?
Is this some new thing?
Confused?
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