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No one hate the Jews , but when they did a stupid mistake and came under the influence of Zionisme that all the humanity rejected them , for this Jews live always in dark as bats.....

laouidb, Yahoo! Message Boards 14 Comments [3/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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JustinGG

Has someone changed the definition of Jews and not told me?

3/15/2006 2:01:14 PM

David D.G.

Bruce Wayne is Jewish?


~David D.G.

3/15/2006 3:06:36 PM

Nic

I guess I missed the memo, because I'm still living in my apartment. Without bats. And it's pretty light in here right now. Oops.

3/15/2006 3:46:02 PM

Julian


Holy latex chafing Brisk Batman!

3/15/2006 3:51:03 PM

Papabear

Huh?

3/15/2006 4:20:57 PM

ssdexecutor

I'll never understand why Christians hate Jews for killing Jesus. I mean, wasn't that kind of the whole point of Jesus's existence? If he hadn't died, they wouldn't be able to shout \"Jesus died for your sins\" at people on the streets. Shouldn't they be thanking the Jews for killing him, and fulfilling God's Operation Savior?

3/15/2006 11:48:25 PM

The Last Conformist

Alternate Bizarro World award?

3/15/2006 11:57:12 PM

Berny

Those bats wouldn't be the same ones as in your belfy, would they?

3/16/2006 1:44:13 AM

CousinTed

David D.G.: 'course Batman's jewish, everybody knows that...

\"(Theme Music comes on)

Chorus: Na na na na na na na na BATJEW!
Na na na na na na na na BATJEW!
Na na na na na na na na BATJEW! BATJEW! BATJEW!

(We enter unto Waynemen Manor where BaJew's mild-mannered alter-ego Bruce Waynemen and his eager young ward Robin's lter-ego Dick Graydelmen enjoy a relaxing evening of controlling the media and planting fake evidence for the Holocaust. Suddenly a light appears outside one of the mansion's luxurious windows. The source is a large spotlight in the center of town, a spotlight with a very special design, a star of David to be precise, supperimposed upon its surface. Dick notices this light and attempts to alert his comrade.)

Robin: Look BatJew! The JewSignal!

BatJew (Looking towards the window): Oi! Robin! You're right! We have to call commisioner Gordelberg at once! Quick! To the JewPhone!

(The two dart from their chairs and head towards a red phone hidden behind a panel in the wall. BatJew picks the reciever up and puts it to his mouth)

BatJew: What's that Commisioner Gordelberg?...Trouble at the Synagogue?...Oi the Penguin again? I'll be right on it chief!

(BatJew hangs up and turns to his sidekick)

BatJew: Oi! Robin, it looks like our old nemesis the Penguin is stirring up anti-semetic feelings down by the local Synagogue.

Robin: Golly BatJew! If he manages to tell those people about our plans to control the world we're done for!

BatJew: I know! I know! That's why we have to act quick and whatnot! There's no time to lose! We have to get the JewMinorah, the JewDreiddle and the JewSharkRepelent! To the JewCave!\"

3/16/2006 1:48:08 AM

Maronan

What stupid mistake? What's \"Zionisme?\" Since when are we rejected by all of humanity? I must admit it IS pretty dark here, but I'm guessing that this is because it's a quarter to midnight, not because I'm somehow rejected. There are no bats here, so what are you talking about? (Bats would be cool, though. Where can I get some? Can I have dibs on the ones in laouidb's belfry?)

3/16/2006 4:30:48 AM

Julian


I'd be careful there Maronan, I'd say they're rabid!

3/16/2006 5:28:34 AM

Alejandro

\"We have to get the JewMinorah, the JewDreiddle and the JewSharkRepelent!\"

ROFL

3/16/2006 12:07:37 PM

mad dog

I nominate this for \"No Contradiction Award\"

3/20/2006 8:43:46 PM

Rime

The definition of zionism really doesn't make it clear about its abuses: http://www.faqs.org/faqs/judaism/FAQ/08-Israel/section-4.html

A number of problems can be related to Zionism, but there are plenty of Hebrew that recognize that:
http://www.jewsnotzionists.org/differencejudzion.html

There are plenty of parallels to most fundamentalist aspects of religion, so I don't see why they are related only to the Jews if for nothing better than to argue about who's the kettle.

3/26/2006 2:29:57 AM
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