Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

Druidism is the old time religion of England!!

Druidism is the old time religion of England and right now it is 3500 years old. When it was outlawed and suppressed by the Romans it went underground.

When Augustine and his Papal monks invaded Britain in 597, Druidism began to flourish again. By the time of the blessed Reformation, the Druids and their monks owned 1/3 of the land and had over 800 Druid monasteries.

Druidism began to flourish again with the arrival of Augustine from Rome in 597.

The only difference was the Druids now acknowledged the Papal Pontiff in Rome instead of their own Arch Druid.

Druidism received a mighty blow at the Reformation but continued its covert existence.

Human sacrifices continued in the Druid monasteries . . . but in the cellars . . . and not under the oak trees....Babies born in the monasteries, or recalcitrant monks or nuns who wanted to leave the abbeys, often ended up sacrificed with dreadful torments.

The infamous Black Book, detailing the monstrous monastical crimes, was presented to the Reformation Parliament in 1536. Unfortunately for posterity, it was destroyed during the reign of Bloody Mary Tudor.

Thank God that King Henry VIII suppressed the Druid dens of iniquity called monasteries and gave their lands to the people. It was the greatest transfer of land from the monks to the people until the French Revolution.

Charles Darwin was a deadly Druid whose myth of evolution has sent millions to Hades.

His #1 enemy was the Book of Genesis.

Russophobe Winston Churchill was another deadly Druid.

Churchill was desperate to destroy Russia and restore the Papal States to his Arch Druid in the Vatican!!

Churchill got the U.S. involved in World War II for 2 reasons: to defeat Russia and to restore the Papal States to his Arch Druid in the Vatican.

The Messiah's name is not Jesus, Hesus or Esus!!

Jerome received a lot of help from the Men of Oak when he produced the Latin Vulgate. This is not surprising because Emperor Constantine was born in Britain of a Druid mother named Helena.

Emperor Constantine was a British Druid GIANT who began his career of conquest from York, England.

Most of his army consisted of Romanized Britons.

His Druid advisers played a major role in setting up his Papal Roman Empire with the cross symbol.

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