We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear...and had to have a colonoscopy, almost died. That's when his wife found out he was gay.
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To be honest, my wife is a radiographer and they do find some very strange objects in some very strange places.
Not restricted to gay people though.
Not restriced to young people either.
We had a gay friend
You're a fucking liar.
I daresay if he was sticking bottles up his rear for sexual gratification, then he seems unlikely to be getting AIDS from sharing bodily fluids.
I've had a colonoscopy. Not only did I not die, I didn't even almost die.
I'm betting this anecdote is a lie. How can anyone "almost die" from having a bottle removed from their rectum or a colonoscopy? But even if true, a large number of heterosexual men present themselves at the emergency room to have items removed from their rectums. Most straight men, however, refuse to admit that they enjoy anal stimulation for fear of being labeled "gay."
As a medical person, it could be possible that the "friend" almost died. If the bottle had damaged the colon in some way, you could develop very nasty internal infections. However, if it was removed only via colonoscopy, then I call BS (repairing the colon would generally require open surgery to make sure all the damage is repaired and the peritoneal area is clean).
And speaking as a woman - rectal play can be quite pleasurable for both men and women.
Lots of straight people have anal too.
I'd say that the one "off somewhere", "not right in the head" is you, numbskull.
Children are dying of AIDS in Africa, because straight men are told that if they have sex with a virgin, they will be cured.
You're not "trying to prove something", are you dearie?
About this whole story....image
I love how he just throws in the "He died from AIDS later" coda, as if to push a stereotype & drive to point home that he was gay despite the multitudes of heteros who get the disease.
And "putting a bottle up one's butt" doesn't mean your gay, it means you're an idiot. There's a reason for butt-plugs being invented.
Hets do anal, too.
Are you sure that this happened? Like, really sure?
Are you sure you aren´t actually, y´know, just making this up out of whole cloth? You know, like fundies are wont to do?
Maybe, just MAYBE, if you hadn't thrown in that BTW I would've believed this friend of yours existed. But no. Because he was go, so, in your head, of course he got AIDS and AIDS means immediate death.
@ Pule Thamex (#1699718):
I was a teenage atheist Muslim commie lesbian facist mutant ...
You were biased against people with faces?
We had a gay friend who got a bottle stuck up his rear
A friend who's an EMT answered a call from a (straight) woman with the same problem. What's your point?
They are drama queens, but more than that, many (not all) are absolutely crazy and do crazy things, trying to prove something.
Don't know many real, live gays, do you?
Didn't know that being gay meant being sexually attracted to bottles... That must be a sure sign of gayness, alright. And straight people never do stuff with the butt. That's only a gay thing. Also being dramatic, weird, dumb, and quirky is all gay. Straight people never have any problems at all, in fact.
Gay people are also the only ones who ever get HIV and die of AIDS. And every gross anti-gay Christofascist knows one of these poor queers. And they feel the need to talk about it on sites like the "realabortiondebate" Yahoo group.
Lies, damn lies and stereotypes.
You wicked, nasty, bitter lying cunt.
My dad's a surgeon. He has to remove stuff from people's asses all the time. Gay men do not make up the majority of these people. I keep telling my dad that he needs to have a drawer in his office full of butt plugs and pamphlets on how to use them properly. It would save everyone time, money, and pain.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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