[Arizona State Football Player comes out]
Shut up and go about your business. Key words: "your business". Keep it *your* business. If you have a compulsion to share, share it with your priest.
Here's a little anecdote which may be a little graphic but makes my point. I have a male relative that used to NEVER shut about about being gay. He had to drag GAY into every conversation, usually much more information than I, or anyone else was interested in hearing, besides just simply being tedious. Everything was about gay-ness. Finally, I had enough, so when he was a captive audience in my car, I gave him detailed descriptions of my experiences of sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. He turned 3 shades of green and shut his mouth. I have to admit I thoroughly enjoyed his discomfort. Unfortunately, he never really understood the point I was making. Finally, I had to just limit my contact with him.
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". I have a male relative that used to NEVER shut about about being gay. He had to drag GAY into every conversation, usually much more information than I, or anyone else was interested in hearing, besides just simply being tedious."
It sounds almost as bad as a bible humper going on about Jesus.
As long as people like you consider someone just stating the fact that they are gay the same as “NEVER shut[ing] about about[sic] being gay”, as long you will have to live with stories about coming-outs.
These kind of stories will stop being news-worthy when people don’t care about them anymore.
Finally, I had to just limit my contact with him.
And most likely he (if he ever existed) was happy about this. Hell, I'm straight and I would have started keeping my distance to you after something like that...
Did he really "drag GAY into every conversation," or was he just comfortable with being who he is and didn't feel the need to hide his sexual orientation? With homophobes it typically goes like:
Homophobe: My wife told me that story.
Gay man: Yes, my boyfriend heard that too.
Homophobe: OMFG! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING UP BEING GAY EVERY TIME WE TALK????!!! WHARGHARBLEBARGLEARGLEBARGLE!!!!!!!
I often mention my husband, in passing, as I live with him and he's often involved with what I do. Is that what constitutes "to NEVER shut up about being" straight?
What's so special about having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle? Every woman who has passed menarche, but hasn't reached menopause yet, is somewhere during a menstrual cycle. Or do you mean "a menstruating woman"? Yeah, you're really showing off your knowledge of women, dearie!!! We're totally convinced that actually happened!
Or, ya know, not..
If he didn't understand the point you were making, you failed at making a point, silly.
Considering you constantly brag about being a douche, that man, if he ever existed, could very well be excused.
A ChildOfThe60s whose values are more ChildOfThe30s...1830's.
As Hasan said, the OP was probably one of those Southern "square" kids who insisted on looking like Beaver Cleaver while the rest of the kids were gettin' groovy!
Everything was about gay-ness. Finally, I had enough, so when he was a captive audience in my car, I gave him detailed descriptions of my experiences of sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. He turned 3 shades of green and shut his mouth.
I am so using that trick the next time an acquaintance brings Jesus into a previously Jesus-free conversation.
"I have a male relative that used to NEVER shut about about being gay."
Translation: "I have a lie to tell you all, so shut up and listen."
"Finally, I had enough, so when he was a captive audience in my car, I gave him detailed descriptions of my experiences of sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle."
So even if you aren't lying, you admit that you're a disgusting bully? No one wants to hear about your fat ass fucking some poor woman on her period.
"I have to admit I thoroughly enjoyed his discomfort. Unfortunately, he never really understood the point I was making."
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LOL. No shit, Sherlock, he must have thought you were a right disgusting creepy idiotic fucker.
A gay man mentioning that he has a boyfriend/spouse/partner is "too much information" for the average anti-gay fundie bigot. I can't imagine that this gay friend went into details about anal and blow jobs at the drop of a hat.
Uh, doesn't the buybull prohibit men from touching a woman on her period?
Guess that means you're going to hell with teh gayz, asshole.
Confused?
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