Is the 9 year old girl shooting an UZI just a mini-false flag?
Of course many of the other false flags are easy to spot but perhaps this event of the 9 year old girl shooting her instructor is a false flag that will be difficult to prove. It just seems like such a perfect event. I mean for this to be real you have to believe that the parents were filming this happening right before their eyes and that the firearms instructor was actually that stupid. I will need to see the full video for me to believe this one.
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You are so right! There has never happened anything in the history of the world that wasn’t a false flag operation.
When I stubbed my toe this morning: false flag!
Exactly what makes this a "mini" false flag? What the fuck does that even mean?
"is a false flag that will be difficult to prove"
More like "impossible to prove", you know, exactly like every other "false flag".
Fucking asshole.
Just to be clear,you're saying this wasn't a case of a child losing control of a weapon that was too powerful for her, but was a nine-year-old girl committing a deliberate act of murder in order to make it look like maybe guns can kill people?
And the victim was a willing participant?
How can this even be a "false flag?" Stupid firearms instructor gives a fully-loaded, fully-automatic Uzi to the naive 9-year-old girl of stupid parents and tells her to have at it. Said 9-year-old girl is totally unprepared for the phenomenon of muzzle climb and loses control of the weapon and fires a round into the head of the instructor who must have been standing above/behind her.
I'd actually give a little bit of credence to any of these "false flag" theories if I thought anyone would actually make gun laws a little stricter, but I know that's never going to happen.
Sangfroid
Oh Jebus effing Christmas, Obama takes a dump and it's a "false flag operation."
And of course the parents taped it. "Our Daughter's First Uzi."
What I saw on the section of video released was the girl's body language practically yelling "I'm not comfortable with this." The instructor was leaning over her, almost in front of her, when she started firing. Why wasn't he completely behind her?
Really? The conspiracy's deep enough that it includes NINE YEAR OLDS now?
You, sir or madam, are a complete fucking moron.
I wish I could live in whatever whacky world Anonymous Coward calls "home". It sounds a lot more exciting, that's for sure. But best of all, nothing bad ever actually happens, unless the Illuminati (or whoever's hiding under AnonCow's bed)says so. Do you realize what that means? It means that, for example, the Uzi incident was not the result of un-sane gun range policies or parental stupidity - it was "really" because a bunch of villains made it look like it really happened. That means the world isn't full of stupid, crazy or illogical people, and everything bad that does happen is the fault of secret kabals of reptilian Masonic Jews, but they're most likely mortal and there exists the possibility of us vanquishing them.
In other words, AnonCow lives in what is merely a few steps away from being the greatest of all possible worlds! A virtual utopia where it is possible for NOTHING to ever go wrong.
Plus, he's free from the stress of rational thought. And who wouldn't want THAT monkey off their back, right?
"Is the 9 year old girl shooting an UZI just a mini-false flag? "
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Right. Okay.
You know what? I'm going to buy a 3D printer on Amazon and mail it to you. Then, you're going to print out a makeshift fist for me so I can punch you through the internet.
Confused?
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