"God created women as Man's greatest trial."
... what?
"And yep, Adam's banishment from Heaven "
Oh, for the love of- did you even read the fucking Cliff's Notes on the story!?
"is a lesson for men to understand as to what men could potentially face when they choose to love women over God."
Seriously: go read the fucking story.
"A woman's 'love' is not love to begin with. It's a conditional investment on her part."
Oh, I get it. You've never been on a date. Well as much as I feel for you on that one you're still an asshole and a moron. Which might be your whole problem, come to think of it.
"God's love is unconditional."
Pfffft! Yeah, sure. Nothing's more unconditional than "do exactly what I say, no matter how strange, cruel or contradictory with my previously established unbreakable rules, or I'll torture you, your family and possibly even your city and then, when you're dead, I'll torture your souls for eternity in ways your physical body isn't even capable of experiencing".
"He doesn't punish mankind today as He used to with earlier generations."
Oh, please. Once an abuser, always an abuser. Not to mention there are about a billion or so of your fellow god-slobberers out there who would beg to differ with you.
"His punishment on those generations was a lesson for later generations, a lesson we (and especially the women in our generation) have forgotten today. "
That god is a hypersensitive, melodramatic asshole with control issues, an out-of-control ego and a sadistic streak a galaxy wide? No, I'm pretty sure there are plenty of us that still pick up on that one pretty quick.
"Women often play the role of the Devil's agents in a man's life."
Funny. I don't recall any of the women I know ever offering to find me a premium price on my soul.
"They're both stupid and evil,"
You wish! At least then you'd have something in common and might finally rectify that whole "forever alone" thing.
"but never stupid when dealing with men."
Wait. So they're stupid and evil... except when dealing with men. Who are half the population. And most of you RoK-heads assert that they're all in on it together, so if we throw that in...
"They try men through sex, relationships, intrigue and what not."
They test men by having sex and relationships with them and being interesting? SCANDAL! SCANDAL, I SAY!
"Women thus represent, more often than not, the road to Hell, even it might be symbolic."
The road to hell is basic biology and socialization? Then we're all fucked. Even your sky-daddy.
"Adam's Hell is the life he was condemned to lead on this Earth, full of miseries,"
Wow. You've seriously been around that long? That poor bastard. I mean at least I have the relief of internet porn once I'm done with you. What did he have?
"in contrast to the pleasures he enjoyed in Eden."
You mean Heaven?
