(MetalManiac)
Next time you see a 'liberal', take a good long look at him/her. Look at their physical traits very closely. I swear, they are thee most strange/unusual looking people around. They ALL have a very distinctive look about them. To me, it's almost 'alien/robot like' in a way. They're all usually very pale, thin, HUGE eyes, extremely thin lipped, and just flat out creepy. They even talk in a 'robotic like' manner. They're just totally F'n creepy. I want NO part of any liberal!
(The Individual)
Agreed, I would also add that on average they are incredibly physically weak and very pathetic looking. No pride, no courage, no integrity, no nothing!
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Next time you see a 'liberal', take a good long look at him/her. Look at their physical traits very closely. I swear, they are thee most strange/unusual looking people around. They ALL have a very distinctive look about them. To me, it's almost 'alien/robot like' in a way. They're all usually very pale, thin, HUGE eyes, extremely thin lipped, and just flat out creepy. They even talk in a 'robotic like' manner. They're just totally F'n creepy. I want NO part of any liberal!
Are you sure you're thinking of liberals and not Greys?
Most odd, considering that most neo-Nazis are actually quite hideous. Do a Google images search on the term for proof.
As a certain fictional Reverend once asked, during a brief stint as Sheriff of Salvation; "Why is it that the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?"
I am generally liberal. I am also quite pale, thin, average eyes I guess, ditto for the lips, I am kinda creepy (often my idea of conversation is to join a group and say nothing). Not sure if I talk in a robotic manner. I am also physically weak and I guess unattractive.
Your point, sir?
They're all usually very pale, thin, HUGE eyes, extremely thin lipped, and just flat out creepy.
That kinda sounds like Steve Buscemi.
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On a side note, "MetalManiac & The Individual" sounds like a very shitty shock-jock duo.
"You're listening to the Morning Zoo with MetalManiac and The Individual on K-UNT 96.9."
Whereas MetalManiac & The Individual, perfect specimens of the aryan master race that they are, pose in front of the large mirror, their well-oiled bulging muscles ripple with effort as they bench press a small family car, their bronzed torso's glistening with the honest sweat of a fair days manly work.
They glance across at each others ubermensch reflection. Eyes sweep across the swelling pectorals before lingering at the throbbing glory of each behemoths tumescent pouch.
Slowly, their tongues flick out and sweep across their upper lips. The heady taste of salty manhood causes their pulses to quicken, their nostrils to flare and they slowly reach for each other...
Well, I've not exactly gotten it in the looks department, but otherwise I'm a fairly stout even 200, tan as I can get from working in the southern sun, my eyes are only huge due to my glasses. I get that I am kind of creepy, but what dude who hangs out in the comic book store doesn't? Or likes acting a little weird. I win with personality.
Thing of it is, I'd rather be a slightly creepy looking geek who get's along with nearly everybody I meet rather then be a skinhead cretin crying over some mockery only they see in the tiny confines they attempt to call a brain. I may look like a near one of you, but I'm at least a mutt and proud of it.
Also, as a metal head, please stop being an insult to my music fandom.
Hmm. The paleness of Harry Belafonte, the thinness of Michael Moore, the huge eyes of John Kerry, the thin lips of Barbra Streisand, the flat out creepiness of Jon Stewart...
I don't think the racial specimens at Stormfront ought to be drawing attention to themselves...
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"Agreed, I would also add that on average they are incredibly physically weak and very pathetic looking. No pride, no courage, no integrity, no nothing!"
A conservative:
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As a moderate living in a conservative area, nobody knows I have liberal viewpoints unless I express them. Which is probably why I have so many people talk to me about how terrible Obama is and how the Republicans are going to save the world, as if I'm their best buddy who agrees with them. And as far as being incredibly physically weak, I'd like to see The Individual do as much physical work as I do in a day and try to keep up with me.
6'2, 215lb, half and half, and quite proportionate, thank you.
Also, wasn't even aware Stormfront was still around.
LIBERALS! (According to Stormbutt)...
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I dunno, I think they're kinda cute, myself.
Creepy cute, perhaps?
As a liberal, I'm 6'2" tall (1.88m in metric) and 16.75 stone (235lbs for the Americans, 106kg in metric), with very little body fat.
Yes, I am pasty white owing to my celtic ancestry, that's about the only thing they have right.
Conservatives, making bullshit sweeping generalizations since forever.
Betcha my dad could kick your ass.
Next time you see a 'Conservative', take a good long look at him/her. Look at their physical traits very closely. I swear, they are thee most strange/unusual looking people around. They ALL have a very distinctive look about them. They're all usually very pale, obese, TINY eyes, up-turned noses, extremely sweaty, and just flat out repulsive. They even talk in a whiny manner that sounds like an animal squealing in pain. They're just totally F'n ugly. I want NO part of any conservative!
The vast majority of non-white people in this country vote Democratic. I don't know why; maybe they have heard of Occam's razor and chosen the party that does not routinely use rhetoric against them.
Anyway, there are black Liberals. There are many Liberals of Native American descent (especially from tribes in Latin America). Those people are not pale skinned. I would have thought that, as a member of Stormfront, you might be aware of them.
> very pale
This much is right, at least. I thought you Stormfronters liked whiteness, anyway.
> thin
Actually I could afford to lose a few pounds.
> huge eyes
That's just our shocked and repulsed reaction to all the bigoted and pig-ignorant things you say.
> extremely thin lipped
My lips are almost as plump as Angelina Jolie's. And yes, they're real, just like hers.
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Not a liberal.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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