GA-RANKUWA - Pastor Lesego Daniel of Rabboni Centre Ministries, infamous for making his congregation eat grass, has struck again.
He now claims his congregation drinks petrol, saying it tastes 'sweet'.
In YouTube footage, members of his congregation are seen clamouring desperately to have a drink of the petrol as the pastor preaches and encourages them.
Members of the church exclaim how "sweet" and "nice" it tastes, comparing it to "Iron Brew" and "pineapple juice".
A couple of them beg the pastor to "please give us some more".
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When they say Iron Brew, they probably mean Irn Bru, which is a soda from Scotland.
Also, WWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?
Well, whatever, let natural selection do its job.
Still, someone should shank that scumbag of a pastor.
Three words....
WHAT THE HELL?!
What's the point of making people eat grass & drink gasoline?! Is this a variation of those snake-handling churches?
And they enjoy it?! What the heck's going on, here?
Is this a church or a bizarre stage-hypnosis performance?!! With The Great Pastor Svengali make them act like chickens, next?!
What the heck is this? People drinking gas & thinking it tastes like pineapple juice or a Scottish soft drink! What's wrong with these people? That's some serious brainwashing, right there!
How the fuck is religion good again?
Where does it say "the faithful shall consume gasoline, and yea, it shall not harm them" in the bible?
What kind of justification could he possibly give for this? Does HE drink it too? What kind of religious asshole would intentionally do this to other people?
I take a sick sort of comfort in this.
Natural selection at work.
Who's willing to place bets as to when this crazy pastor starts convincing his flock of fools that they can chug down L-pills with impunity ("cyanide is no match for Jesus, my children!")?
Another nomination for the Darwin Award. Drinking small amounts of gasoline won't kill you (it'll probably give you the shits, though) unless you cough or sneeze and get the stuff into your lungs, which is really dangerous - that's why they tell you not to make someone vomit if they've drunk gasoline. BTW, a woman in NYC just died a few days ago when a can of gasoline she was carrying in her car spilled and she was overcome by the fumes.
Hm. Who wants to bet it's not really gasoline, but he just claims it is so he can say his little cult is made up of "True Believers(tm)"?
Of course, once some of them try drinking gas at home, it becomes another matter...
Is this supposed to be some sort of be one with the earth thing? Either way, it's still creepy and wrong.
And for some reason it reminds me of the joke about the guy and brake fluid. ("I can stop anytime!")
@John, NonProphet
I've accidentally ingested some gasoline before, when I had to siphon my tank. I can vouch for the aftereffects. Worse than eating bad curry.
As to it not being gasoline, I really doubt it was. Gas BURNS in the esophagus. It's like someone filled your throat with smoldering sulfur, with a peculiar coolness at the same time as it evaporates. And a very heavy feeling in your stomach like the bullet after you take a shot of good whiskey, but more like a big, red-hot stone decided to move into your small intestine. It was extremely unpleasant and I had myriad symptoms for several days after.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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