Quote# 103895

No, sir, you were born with a perfect immune system that only becomes questionable when nutrition and lifestyle compromises said immune system.

If we were in need of hypodermic needles we would've been born with said hypodermic needles.

Please go to the CDC's website and read the list of ingredients (they will make known), then make an educated decision as to whether vaccinations are worth your health.

Disease is earned, not acquired....

Louis Pasteur admitted on his death bed that his germ theory was all wrong, as he ultimately stated, "The microbe is nothing, the terrain (your body) is everything.

Even Hippocrates stated, "Let thy food be thy medicine, and thy medicine be thy food".


The book of Genesis 1:29 (your owner's manual) Eat only the seed bearing fruit and herb, it is to be our meat.

An alkalized body is impervious to disease. It is a proven fact that vaccinations destroy the immune system. DO THE RESEARCH...

Man has your ability to profit him in mind, not your salvation...


Your polluted digestive tract is the basis of all disease, not some external microscopic animals attempting to enter your body...

"The bigger the Lie, the more they'll believe". -Adolph Hitler

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Somebody...., Godlike Productions 46 Comments [10/4/2014 5:15:53 AM]
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OHP

Sure, dumbass. And if god had intended you to browse the web you'd have been born with a modem. Therefore you clearly shouldn't be using a manmade one. Now why don't you go find a hammer. Not to hit your computer with but rather yourself. Might fix a few things and it's not as if you're at risk of doing any further damage.

Nice job using a rule that was later contradicted by god as the basis for your religious "argument", by the way. Just goes to show that I wasn't wrong about the hammer.

10/4/2014 5:28:16 AM

Nicholas Krizov

"If we were in need of hypodermic needles we would've been born with said hypodermic needles."

And if we were in need of cars, we would have been born with steering wheels. If we were in need of tools, we would have been born with tools. If we were in need of clothing, we would have been born with clothing.

"It is a proven fact that vaccinations destroy the immune system."

No. vaccines work by exposing the body's immune system to pieces of a dead virus, which then allows the person receiving the vaccine to develop an immunity to it. That's how the fucking immune system fucking works, you stupid fuck.

10/4/2014 5:31:27 AM

Blarb

"Disease is earned, not acquired...."

Much GRRRRRRRRR

10/4/2014 5:34:01 AM

Canadia

Just because you work hard to be an idiot doesn't mean that all mortal failings are the result of a person's efforts.

10/4/2014 5:36:53 AM

Exatron

You can stop auditioning. Nobody's hiring village idiots any more.

10/4/2014 5:40:45 AM

Dan Onymous

You're quoting Hitler in support of your gibberish?

I can't work out if that's a Godwin or not.

10/4/2014 5:41:19 AM

Mikgof

"Louis Pasteur admitted on his death bed that his germ theory was all wrong, as he ultimately stated, "The microbe is nothing, the terrain (your body) is everything."


Lying scum. Why do these trashbags have to lie about anyone or anything that they disagree with? They did the same thing with Darwin and Einstein. Why don't they do what the rest of their retarded friends do? Just ignore the truth and any disagreeable facts.

10/4/2014 6:10:03 AM

Azaqin

And Genesis 9:3 specifically says "everything that lives and moves shall be food for you." Lives and moves. Animals. Your "owners manual" specifically orders you to eat the flesh of animals. But I guess you only read up to chapter 8.

10/4/2014 6:14:27 AM

Miles

The sooner you die of tetanus, the better.

10/4/2014 6:19:10 AM

anothga

Louis Pasteur is spinning in his grave so hard, we can use his corpse in power plants as a renewable source of energy.

10/4/2014 6:35:38 AM

anevilmeme

Anti Vaxer AND Xian fundie? Shit.

10/4/2014 7:04:33 AM



"An alkalized body is impervious to disease."

OK, then take a dozen people with "alkalized bodies" to a place where malaria and bilharzia are endemic and we'll see how they got on after five years.

10/4/2014 7:27:50 AM

ShadowNet

"Disease is earned, not acquired.... "
Sure, I'm sure that child dying of a preventable disease really earned that divine judgement. If it is the parents's sins as the reason for afflicting the child, well congratulations you have captured evidence of God being an evil dick. Also with the whole thing of being made with everything we need. We are born with genitalia yet your beliefs say it is a sin to use them. WTF is with that?

10/4/2014 7:35:30 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Louis Pasteur admitted on his death bed...

Ho hum. BO-rinnnng.

10/4/2014 7:37:52 AM

Thinking Allowed

Somebody is wrong.

10/4/2014 7:41:41 AM

Mister Spak

"The bigger the Lie, the more they'll believe". -Adolph Hitler

I absolutely believe your post.

10/4/2014 8:40:23 AM

Loner

Let me check if your alkalized body can withstand some billions of S. aureus, Y pestis or Ebola virions.

10/4/2014 8:42:59 AM

Pule Thamex

Somebody... who is mentally ill or an obnoxious lying arsehole? You decide.

10/4/2014 8:48:50 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

Polluted digestive tract? Sure, that can happen but only because microbes are mucking it up.

10/4/2014 9:02:09 AM

ScrappyB

[BDisease is earned, not acquired.... [/b]

There are bacteria and viruses that affect fetuses in the womb. So what did they do to deserve their diseases?

10/4/2014 9:04:31 AM

Frank

"Louis Pasteur admitted on his death bed that his germ theory was all wrong,"

It's amazing how many great scientists and atheists suddenly recant a lifetime of striving just before they die.

"The bigger the Lie, the more they'll believe"

Religion in one sentence.

10/4/2014 9:24:11 AM

freako104

Disease is earned not acquired. No wonder they are prevalent in countries without vacvinations and theocratic third world nations.

10/4/2014 10:02:18 AM



...Does this guy not know the stone ages are long over? Nobody believes diseases are a punishment of god anymore.

Also, does that mean any child with cancer deserved it?

I can think of several people then who deserve to be horribly ill, and one of them is you, you sick, twisted bastard.

10/4/2014 10:40:40 AM

nazani14

Oh, those millions of naughty children that died of infections while they were still being breastfed. They should have asked for kale juice instead.

10/4/2014 11:20:30 AM

Dewey Cheatham

anothga #1716901

FTW!


Seriously -- yet more "truthy," pseudoscience garbage. Citation SORELY needed on the Pasteur remark!

*headdesk*

10/4/2014 11:28:37 AM

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