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#23885
Luffy
\"*crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at?\"\"
This is the best part.
3/29/2006 4:44:48 AM
#23901
Hadanelith
\"*crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at?\"
The only real ones, you idiot.
3/29/2006 5:15:22 AM
#23912
Pike
I haven't heard of Dude Champ.
I have to add something to this:
\"What fossil records you looken at WILLIS?\"
Ah, that's better.
3/29/2006 5:40:30 AM
#23915
ezra
this is really really impressive. swamps in africa?
3/29/2006 5:42:38 AM
#23927
Crosis
Nessie? Oh please. Loch Ness isn't large enough to handle enough of those for there to be a stable population.
And that's the sanest part of his post.
3/29/2006 6:35:51 AM
#23944
Prager
You really have to question a Christian who refers to himself as \"Dark Lord Trocios\".
3/29/2006 9:21:30 AM
#23945
glyptodon
Haha, \"Most Urban Legends Per Character\" award.
3/29/2006 9:21:55 AM
#23946
glyptodon
And um, yes, there are swamps in Africa. o_O There are lots of kinds of habitats.
3/29/2006 9:22:48 AM
#23953
tzisorey
If teh Babble was written with grammar even remotely like DLT's... you could almost excuse them for all the translation errors.
Almost.
3/29/2006 10:22:39 AM
#23955
Shura
\"also back in the 1900's some cowboys shot a ptaradactal\"
Haha. :)
3/29/2006 10:37:20 AM
#23956
ssdexecutor
*crosses arms* The real ones, dude.
3/29/2006 10:40:23 AM
#23972
Sirius23
This guy can't be for real...please tell me he's having a laugh...please.
3/29/2006 1:43:15 PM
#23973
Beckling
I maintain that any mention of \"dinosaur\" and \"swamp\" in the same sentence is probably referring to a crocodile.
3/29/2006 1:59:26 PM
#23978
David D.G.
\"Most Urban Legends\" Award seconded. That post is SO silly it's almost not painful, but rather just amusing.
~David D.G.
3/29/2006 2:54:01 PM
#23997
mad dog
perhaps he was going through the National Enquirer's 'records'.
3/29/2006 4:44:16 PM
#24005
NotMe
When browsing though Answers in Genesis I clearly remember that they advised not to use the \"human foorpint in/with dinosaur footprint\". Here is the text:
<<Paluxy tracks prove that humans and dinosaurs co-existed.’ Some prominent creationist promoters of these tracks have long since withdrawn their support. Some of the allegedly human tracks may be artefacts of erosion of dinosaur tracks obscuring the claw marks. There is a need for properly documented research on the tracks before we would use them to argue the coexistence of humans and dinosaurs.>>
3/29/2006 5:38:18 PM
#24018
Berny
This idiot has been paying too much attention to Kent Hovind, and not enough to real scientists.
I really have to wonder as to the level of intelligence of individuals capable of falling for the crap this fool spreads with his Dr. Dino shtick.
I looked up his material and the only thing I got from it was stomach cramps from laughing so hard.
3/29/2006 6:27:50 PM
#24020
King Spirula
'Most Urban Legends Award' thirded.
3/29/2006 6:41:15 PM
#24023
ezra
i'm on a different computer so i cannot edit.
sorry for the swamp comment, i have no excuse other than i was in about hour 42 of continuous conciousness.
3/29/2006 6:55:48 PM
#24028
Questioning
If he's referring to the Paluxy tracks,
They're tracks of Theropods in
stalking mode i.e. the whole foot
from the toes to the heel is on the
ground.Modern Herons have been recorded
doing exactly the same thing for sneaking up on land-based prey.
Sometimes the whole weight of the animal is placed on the heel alone so
it looks somewhat like a \"sandal\" print.
-My two bits.
3/29/2006 7:24:21 PM
#24037
Pike
\"back in the 1900's some cowboys shot a ptaradactal\"
Wait a minute, maybe he was watching \"The Valley Of Gwangi\" on the late show one night, and in his stupor, thought it was a documentary.
3/29/2006 8:23:09 PM
#24040
ez-c
Pike,
Champ refers to the monster that lives in Lake Champlain (NY, VT).
On another note, I always think it's funny that the Loch Ness monster disproves evolution, but they don't bring up Bigfoot. Could it be that Bigfoot is the perfect example of the transitional species they say doesn't exist? (I'm just sayin')
3/29/2006 8:50:29 PM
#24044
The Last Conformist
Nessie is a dinosaur AND a plesiosaur? That's like being a sparrow and an iguana.
3/29/2006 9:17:27 PM
#24054
Kent Hovind Is Not a Fraud
How dare you!!! Yes, there is a picture I saw on the internet with a dead Pterydactyl that was shot out in the Western US by a bunch of cowboys. If you would watch Kent Hovind's videos, you would realize all the lies the scientists are foisting upon the masses. Kent Hovind is like a sliver of hope in a sea of death and atheism. I don't know about the plesiosaur bit, but I do know that if Sasquatch is real, God put him here for a purpose to teach us something. I'm sure it will be revealed to us and we will then marvel at God's wonder. This god-forsaken blog will suffer and you will regret your insolence towards God's truth when my Savior returns. I can't wait for you Jesus!!
3/29/2006 11:24:58 PM
#24123
mad dog
YES, KENT HOVIND IS RIGHT! IN FACT, I PLAY FOOTBALL WITH SASQUATCH IN MY BACKYARD, AND I TOSS 'NESSIE' CRACKERS WHEN I GO TO THE LAKE! DO YOU REMEMBER 'HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS'? WELL THAT WAS THE REAL SASQUATCH PLAYING HARRY!! AND CHEWBACCA FROM STAR WARS IS HIS BROTHER! IN JURASSIC PARK, THERE WERE NO COMPUTER GRAPHICS, IT WAS ALL REAL LIVE ACTION DINOSAURS!! DAMN THOSE ATHEISTS AND THEIR SPECIAL FX LIES!!! IF YOU HEATHENS CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF KENT HOVIND, WE 'TRUE CHRISTIANS' WILL LAUGH AT YOU BURNING FOR ALL OF ETERNITY WHILE WE ARE AT THE HEAVENLY AMUSEMENT PARK!!!!!
3/30/2006 2:22:19 AM
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