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dude dinosaurs lived with man they found fossils that prove it they found fossil foot prints with human foor prints and dinosaurs footprints right next to each other....and dude Champ, Ogopogo and Nessie are all dinosaurs there most likly pleasiasaurs also back in the 1900's some cowboys shot a ptaradactal, some indians also have the legand of the Thunderbird. over in Africa there are still dinosaurs in the swamps the nativs there have seen em. *crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at?

Dark Lord Trocios, Duel Forums 38 Comments [3/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#24169
ezra

hahaha awesome...

3/30/2006 4:07:31 AM

#24242
Maronan

Alright, I'll regret my \"insolence towards God's truth\" when your savior comes to Earth.

I'm waaaiiiting....

Tick tick tick, tick tick tock.

Tick tick tick, tick tick tock.

Oh well, back to atheism.

And Kent Hovind is no fraud, he's a PROFESSIONAL scammer! Don't call him a fake or amateur scammer!

3/30/2006 7:48:35 AM

#24386
Broken Egg

Dear Dark Lord Trocios,

In light of your recent attack on science, I feel compelled to point out the errors in your argument.

Bastardizations of the english language:
1-Starting a sentence with a lower-case letter.
2-Run on sentences.
3-Wrong form of \"their\".
4-Misspelling \"likely\".
5-A complete and total lack of commas in places that actually need them.
6-Misspelled \"legend\".
7-Misspelled \"natives\".
8-Misspelling \"pterodactyl\", and \"plesiosaurus\".
9-Use of \"em\" instead of \"them\".
10-Misspelled \"looking\".
11-Use of \"dude\".

But wait! There's more!

Scientific errors:
1-Too numerous too even mention.

Don't worry, I don't blame you for your stupidity. Only your ignorance. Niceties aside, I have seen mold growing on yoghurt that had more brain cells than you.

Sincerely,
Broken Egg

P.S. I can see Kent Hovind hiding in the bushes behind you.

3/30/2006 10:13:35 PM

#485411
sammi

O RLY!
I swear, I think all fundies are homeschooled.

5/3/2008 3:38:53 PM

#485508
Dr. Quasius


5/3/2008 6:27:17 PM

#485589
Bubbles

I had a samsquanch come after me once. Oh god I hate those things! I was so afraid for the kitties, I mean it's not like they can fight it off with a baseball bat...

5/3/2008 8:23:54 PM

#485598
Adrian

"*crosses arms* what fossil records you looken at? "

LMAO!!! Fucking Hysterical!

Dark Ass never looked at any fossil records in his life, he just regurgitated Kent Hovind propaganda. I'd be willing to bet this dumbass doesn't even know what a fossil record is.

5/3/2008 8:41:52 PM

#902713
DLT

You will all find out someday, and the only thing you have, is critisism.

2/17/2009 12:46:21 AM

#902861
Moondog

If these lake monsters are real pleisaurs, and are alive, why hasn't a dead one washed up on shore? Why hasn't anyone ever found a clutch of eggs on shore? Sea turtles are endangered, but we find their eggs on tropical beaches, so we should see some sign of these animals- eggs, a carcass, or bones, on shore.

2/17/2009 3:07:30 AM

#902945
Philbert McAdamia

@ Adrian
I'd be willing to bet this dumbass doesn't even know what a fossil record is.

I bet I know - is it like grandpa's old Al Jolson 78s?






tshhhBOOM

2/17/2009 4:31:20 AM

#903015
DarkfireTaimatsu

Technically, even if it were true, you'd be wrong. Plesiosaurs and pterasaurs are not actually dinosaurs by definition.

2/17/2009 5:48:03 AM

#925616
Charni

er, any chance you can provide PROOF of these dinosaurs and humans co-existing? 'Cause i got plenty of proof that says otherwise.
Also, can someone tell me who the hell Ogopogo is???


3/18/2009 9:23:59 PM

#1535027
Kuyohashi

"Crackpots believe in these things, why don't you?"

Classic.

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