Marcus Cicero #racist dailystormer.name

The full text of a formerly censored FBI letter to Black Communist agitator Martin Luther King has at last been released to the public, and is prime material for anyone searching for a few moments of belly-bursting laughter.

Written in the guise of fellow primate hate mail, complete with the expected semi-retarded spelling and grammar errors, some of the text’s more notable phrases include descriptions of the Jew puppet as a “filthy, abnormal animal,” “a colossal fraud,” and “a dissolute, abnormal imbecile.” The note concludes with a call for the “doctor” to commit suicide before his degenerate activities were exposed to the masses.

According to sources, an authentic audio recording of the subversive Marxist’s numerous “muh dik” shenanigans was also included in the package; the net result of material gathered over the course of years by investigative authorities.

Telegraph:

"The graphic contents of an anonymous letter in which the Federal Bureau of Investigation called Martin Luther King a “filthy abnormal animal” have been made public for the first time.

Written in 1964 by a deputy of the feared FBI chief J Edgar Hoover posing as a disillusioned civil rights activist, the typewritten note appears to have been a heavy-handed attempt to blackmail King into taking his own life.

Already a notorious footnote in American history, the “suicide letter” was heavily censored when it was first published, with most of its more outrageous language remaining secret.

However, the full contents of the note have now been made public after a Beverly Gage, a historian from Yale University unearthed an unredacted copy in the National Archive while researching a book on Hoover.

It shows that in his attempt to goad King, William Sullivan, the agent identified as the author of the letter, stooped to the use of near-hysterical sexual slurs against the already-revered pastor, who would go on to be assassinated three years later.

The letter opens by comparing King to Henry VII, going on, in a section withheld from the public until now: “—and his countless acts of adultery and immoral conduct lower than that of a beast.”

It concludes by apparently urging King to take his own life within 34 days – thought to be a reference to a date on which he was due to collect the Nobel Peace Prize in Sweden.

“There is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.”"

At the moment, the media is attempting to sob six hundred trillion tears over this rather factual, albeit amateurish, diatribe against America’s original Imperial Gorilla Warlord, although there is little that can be said or done to disprove the allegations made in the piece.

History has shown us that Martin Luther King was indeed an alcoholic womanizer, frequently beat and occasionally tortured his female victims, and danced at the end of a string pulled by resident hook-nosed parasites; creatures that often wrote the speeches shoved down the throats of White children across the crumbling United States.

May the man who created this wonderful example of comedic relief, identified as Agent William Sullivan, a patriotic White Man killed under strange circumstances, rest in peace.

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