Ray Comfort is the most dangerous kind of false prophet, because he hides a lie between two truths. The half-truth is the most effective lie, because in part it can be defended with incontestable logic. In fact, it is challenging to expose such false prophets, because most people have difficulty seeing the problem. Author Mark Twain said, “It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” So true! The Devil is sneaking heresies into our Independent Fundamental Baptist churches by the hour.
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In the Blue Corner!
From Court mandated exile on the island of Guam!
Weighing in at random and wearing everybody's patience!
David J. 'Kiddyfiddler' Stewart!
From New Zealand by way of Los Angeles!
Dressed in fiery trousers and weighed down by Kirk Cameron!
Ray 'Bananaman' Comfort!
Now, LET"S GET READY TO GRUMBLE!
And his lie is...?
I mean we know his lies because, you know, we're actually semi-intelligent and rudimentarily educated in basic science and history but what is your beef with your fellow Bible-pusher? Is it the hair? I didn't think "ugly as sin" was an actual sin.
@Rubber Chickien:pants almost came off out of respect. It's a good thing that I'm wearing a very hard-to-impress belt because otherwise this morning might have got off to a very awkward start.
"Ray Comfort is the most dangerous kind of false prophet, because he hides a lie between two truths. The half-truth is the most effective lie, because in part it can be defended with incontestable logic"
(*Fetches beers & large bag of Walkers Cheese & Onion crisps *)
...and thus on a similar "Guilty Gear"-themed note: Ray 'Bananaman' Cumfart vs. David J. 'Pedobear' Stewart.
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Heaven or Hell? Let's Rock ! X3
Did he just quote Mark Twain? The same Mark Twain who was most likely deist?
Also, Stewart vs. Comfort? Almost too funny to be true.
He hides a lie between two lies you mean?
And the pair of you couldn't muster up even half a truth between you if your lives depended on it.
Finally, very very few people will have any difficulty spotting the problem with the dreck spewed by Ray and you.
Cumfart vs Diddler this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Sabbath time ye holy rollers!
Watch as they spout bullshit at each other over who is closer to an imaginary character!
FUNDIE FIGHT!
Get ready for the bets!
The half-truth is the most effective lie, because in part it can be defended with incontestable logic.
He's been taking lessons from you...
Ray Comfort is the most dangerous kind of false prophet, because he hides a lie between two truths.
Actually, he hides a lie between two lies.
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