It’s starting to look more and more like UFO’s are highly involved with chemtrail dispersion in our skies, I’ve seen the planes vanish into thin air after morphing in a ball of light for a second or two. They vanish and reappear, they change color and shape and many of them look like a plain white cardboard cut-out – flat with no detail whatsoever.
In other words, it appears there’s a whole lot more than meets the eye to the chemtrail problem—mystery?! Things are getting very bizzarre—or maybe they’ve always been this way and the internet is just now exposing it.
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Why stop there? We have already been told that the chemtrails are there to vaccinate everyone. Maybe they are preparing us so we will not die of their alien diseases when they finally start their full-scale invasion.
Or how about this: After the (failed) first alien invasion resulted in the destruction of Atlantis and Lemuria and the permanent freezing of the Antarctic continent, the Freemasons/Illuminati/Jews/Knights Templar/NWO/United Nations/Jesuits/MI6 are using the chemtrails to protect us from the biological and chemical weapons/mind control techniques/sufficiently advanced technology the aliens will use against us in their coordinated attacks in union with their allies, the Nazi colonies both from the far side of the moon and the inside of the Earth. The crop circles are really messages to the aliens, telling them to knock it off or we will crush them with HAARP and/or our orgone blasters, the technology of which we received from our time-travelling descendants.
Due to technical limitations of time machines they could only send the stuff to the moon, which was the real reason for the space race. The USA and the Soviets wanted to be the first to get their hands on this technology (and they wanted to get there before the lunar Nazis found it).
While at the same time the reptilians, which are native to earth but still work with the aliens, are using homeopathy, anti-vaxxers and other medical woo to counter the protective effect of the chemtrails. But FEMA is on their case and is preparing camps to imprison those reptilians who cannot be convinced by the MK-Ultra program to switch sides and rebel against their alien overlords.
Well, if you believe in one CT, why not believe in a whole kitchen sink full of them.
@Yog-sothoth:
Oh, stop it, you! *blushes* I didn’t even manage to put in Jack The Ripper, the JFK assassination, 9/11, Benghazi, Obama’s birth certificate, climate change, the Bermuda triangle, PlanetX/Nibiru or, even more important, the question who really wrote Shakespeare’s plays!
But it would be an interesting project to write a kind-of “conspiracy theory of everything”, trying to incorporate all the CTs out there and try to “sell” it to sites like ATS or whale.to. Like in Umberto Eco’s Focault’s Pendulum, but without the getting killed and all that bother
Who is piloting the UFOs, and what is their motive?
Are they aliens? Reptoids? Fox "News" commentators?
Yes, because it's easy to see details on an aircraft flying at 30,000 feet overhead. What's even funnier is when they claim that the chemtrail aircraft are "unmarked." As if you could see any markings on a jet flying that high.
@Kuno
Climate change is simple: obviously the aliens and reptoids can live more easily on a warmer planet, and that is why they are injecting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere from the Bermuda Triangle! They are covering up their tracks by infiltrating science with climate change denialist reptoids and human stooges that they have brainwashed with their mind control technology.
@zipperback
Yes. The one where it turns out the "neighbor's kid" is actually an alien sent to thwart him. And he gives the kid that long speech about how earthlings are good people and we would have just helped them if they'd asked us.
The Syfy channel did one where dinosaur like aliens are terraforming Earth both to suit the enviroment they're used to and because it helps insects grow to the massive sizes they need to support ther population.
If we're writing an all inclusive conspiracy where do the dolphins, bigfoot, and ghosts fit in? We haven't had a good ghost nut on the site in ages.
@Goomy Pls:
But was JFK an agent of the aliens and had to be taken out, or was he on the verge of revealing the existence of the aliens to the world and they killed him to prevent that?
@Snoogins:
Dolphins and whales could be humanity’s natural allies in the fight against the aliens, this is why the aliens tried to trick us into hunting them to extinction.
@NN-Kaja
What the hell does "chemtrail" mean?
Some conspiracy nuts think that normal aircraft contrails are some kind of chemicals being sprayed in the sky by the evil gummint. So they've named them "chemtrails" and made a whole big huge conspiracy theory out of it. The conspiracy theory started about 10 years ago, even though I remember seeing jet contrails in the sky when I was a kid standing out in my yard back in the 70's.
"It appears", "it's starting to look"
Those are called conditionals or, on the Internet, weasel words. By employing them, we are able to hide the real truthfulness or falsity of a statement.
So basically, you're a liar.
@Kuno
"But it would be an interesting project to write a kind-of 'conspiracy theory of everything', trying to incorporate all the CTs out there and try to 'sell' it..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy
"The trilogy was originally written between 1969 and 1971 while Wilson and Shea were both associate editors for Playboy magazine. As part of the role, they dealt with correspondence from the general public on the subject of civil liberties, much of which involved paranoid rants about imagined conspiracies. The pair began to write a novel with the premise that 'all these nuts are right, and every single conspiracy they complain about really exists'. "
@Dr. Razark
It's a good series, but maaaaan, that was 45 years ago. We've got a fresh new batch of theories from the latter days: chemtrails, false flags, black helicopters, GMOs, Big Pharma, reptoids, &c. &c.
Maybe a fanfic for the trilogy!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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