You sir are a jew for only jews demand proof.
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I'm confused. I'm an American of Scottish ancestry, an atheist, and now, because of my scientific standards, I'm Jewish?
If not on the basis of proof, what method would AA suggest for making decisions? A big spinner? A pair of dice? Just pick the "whitest" option? Pick whatever Hitler would have picked?
Wait, you mean Missouri is the Holy Land?
(For the benefit of non-Americans: Missouri's slogan is that it is the "Show Me" state, its inhabitants supposedly being too sharp to fall for something without proof. Considering the strong creationist presence there, though, the layers of irony in this comment are staggering.)
~David D.G.
You sir are an idiot, for only idiots believe whatever they hear.
Speaking of which I have this great deal for you on magical water that cures cancer. I used to have a stack of papers with scientific research proving that it worked, but alas it was burned in a fire. Still, I have a good feeling that you will see the truth of this magical water as you aren't one of "those" people...Now how do you want to pay? Cash or worldly possesions?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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