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[DoctorDoom informs me that this post is an adaptation of <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123" target="_blank">this</a> article]

<p>Harebrain, Were you born stupid, or are you working on an advanced degree? You're the quintessence, the very embodiment of stupid. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid it goes far beyond the stupid we know into a different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Supernova stupid.

<p>Nothing in our universe can be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. A stupid so concentrated that were you to vanish, the average IQ in America would go up fifty points. Stupid to the power of infinity cubed. Lobotomized chicken stupid. A stupid so fundamental that physicists have declared it a new element called Stupidium.

<p>Congratulations! The Board of Directors has decided to name the new International Museum of Stupidity after you.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 19 Comments [6/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#32
Longhorn Platinum

):o He wasn't \"owned\" at his own BB. That's just your lame interpretation. DD was actually kicking ass.

):o Moo.

6/21/2005 9:12:03 AM

#33
Crosis

Reads like a three-year-old throwing a tantrum. Needs to learn a few new words - especially since none of what he replied to could reasonably have been called 'stupid'.

6/21/2005 9:19:54 AM

#34
Mountain Hare

\"DD was actually kicking ass.\"

Yeah, he was kicking ass, which is why he lost his temper and threw a tantrum.

Where I come from, displaying anger in a debate is the sign of a loser.

6/21/2005 3:53:12 PM

#36
TheRealLobo

It's actually an old newsgroup flame called \"the Ultimate Flame\" and has been around a couple dozen years. Doc was making a funny.

yahweh (sorry dude, just can NOT capitalize that until you prove your omnipotence), if you get banned at FC before you get my PM there, I appreciate your time on my behalf.

The copyright thing was just me giving you a rash of shit.

Most of my posts are intended to be humorous, though many do not get the subtlety.

Regards,
TRL

6/21/2005 5:28:37 PM

#43
DoctorDoom

IS this for real? Golly! I'm so THRILLED! They hate me! They really hate me!

Clueless ones, do research BEFORE spouting. You'll look a bit less foolish. And Lobo is right.

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123

I adapted one portion of it for my own use on people who richly merit the thoughts expressed therein.

Fracking newbies! Sheesh.

6/22/2005 4:07:42 AM

#48
DoctorDoom

Danke.

6/22/2005 6:58:07 AM

#50
TheRealLobo

yahweh, you're okay.

I don't want to be standing next to you in a thunderstorm, but on a clear day, I might share a pitcher of lemonsade with ya.

I admire the way you at least look to clear up the out of context bullshit.

Regards,
TRL

6/22/2005 10:19:04 AM

#57
Mountain Hare

In otherwords, DoctorDoom is admitting to having so little creativity, he had to cut and paste another individual's lame ad hominem.

I'm impressed. *sarcasm off*

6/26/2005 9:13:52 PM

NonHomogenized

Once again, DoctorDoom shows just how creative and intelligent he can be, when he puts his mind to it.

7/17/2005 5:25:26 AM

Hebel

Mountainhare, was this the one directed against you before you were banned?

12/20/2005 12:33:06 PM

Adrian

Our galaxy emits stupid?

12/6/2006 1:42:41 AM

SaneChick

I know you are, but what am I?

12/6/2006 1:44:15 AM

Jim

Funny read, I gotta admit.

5/27/2007 1:28:37 AM

Praetyre

Pot and Kettle.

6/2/2007 5:38:03 AM

ArchmageDB

Where's the Fundie in this? Seriously, unless it's fundie, don't post it. We're here to mock religious stupidity, not comment on secular flamings. :P

6/2/2007 6:20:17 AM

gunapithesunrose

that was pretty impressive... but i would have prefered a few more expletives in there. whats wrong with adding a fuck here and an wanka there?

6/2/2007 10:36:18 AM

Yahweh

*** oops ***

6/5/2007 2:43:59 AM

aaa

LAME!

5/3/2008 7:41:05 PM

Nullan's Void

Well done, want a cookie?

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