[DoctorDoom informs me that this post is an adaptation of <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123" target="_blank">this</a> article]
<p>Harebrain, Were you born stupid, or are you working on an advanced degree? You're the quintessence, the very embodiment of stupid. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid it goes far beyond the stupid we know into a different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Supernova stupid.
<p>Nothing in our universe can be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. A stupid so concentrated that were you to vanish, the average IQ in America would go up fifty points. Stupid to the power of infinity cubed. Lobotomized chicken stupid. A stupid so fundamental that physicists have declared it a new element called Stupidium.
<p>Congratulations! The Board of Directors has decided to name the new International Museum of Stupidity after you.
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[6/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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