[DoctorDoom informs me that this post is an adaptation of <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123" target="_blank">this</a> article]
<p>Harebrain, Were you born stupid, or are you working on an advanced degree? You're the quintessence, the very embodiment of stupid. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid it goes far beyond the stupid we know into a different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Supernova stupid.
<p>Nothing in our universe can be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. A stupid so concentrated that were you to vanish, the average IQ in America would go up fifty points. Stupid to the power of infinity cubed. Lobotomized chicken stupid. A stupid so fundamental that physicists have declared it a new element called Stupidium.
<p>Congratulations! The Board of Directors has decided to name the new International Museum of Stupidity after you.
DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 18 Comments
[6/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
):o He wasn't \"owned\" at his own BB. That's just your lame interpretation. DD was actually kicking ass.
6/21/2005 9:12:03 AM
Reads like a three-year-old throwing a tantrum. Needs to learn a few new words - especially since none of what he replied to could reasonably have been called 'stupid'.
6/21/2005 9:19:54 AM
\"DD was actually kicking ass.\"
Yeah, he was kicking ass, which is why he lost his temper and threw a tantrum.
Where I come from, displaying anger in a debate is the sign of a loser.
6/21/2005 3:53:12 PM
It's actually an old newsgroup flame called \"the Ultimate Flame\" and has been around a couple dozen years. Doc was making a funny.
yahweh (sorry dude, just can NOT capitalize that until you prove your omnipotence), if you get banned at FC before you get my PM there, I appreciate your time on my behalf.
The copyright thing was just me giving you a rash of shit.
Most of my posts are intended to be humorous, though many do not get the subtlety.
6/21/2005 5:28:37 PM
IS this for real? Golly! I'm so THRILLED! They hate me! They really hate me!
Clueless ones, do research BEFORE spouting. You'll look a bit less foolish. And Lobo is right.
I adapted one portion of it for my own use on people who richly merit the thoughts expressed therein.
Fracking newbies! Sheesh.
6/22/2005 4:07:42 AM
6/22/2005 6:58:07 AM
yahweh, you're okay.
I don't want to be standing next to you in a thunderstorm, but on a clear day, I might share a pitcher of lemonsade with ya.
I admire the way you at least look to clear up the out of context bullshit.
6/22/2005 10:19:04 AM
In otherwords, DoctorDoom is admitting to having so little creativity, he had to cut and paste another individual's lame ad hominem.
I'm impressed. *sarcasm off*
6/26/2005 9:13:52 PM
Once again, DoctorDoom shows just how creative and intelligent he can be, when he puts his mind to it.
7/17/2005 5:25:26 AM
Mountainhare, was this the one directed against you before you were banned?
12/20/2005 12:33:06 PM
Our galaxy emits stupid?
12/6/2006 1:42:41 AM
I know you are, but what am I?
12/6/2006 1:44:15 AM
Funny read, I gotta admit.
5/27/2007 1:28:37 AM
Pot and Kettle.
6/2/2007 5:38:03 AM
Where's the Fundie in this? Seriously, unless it's fundie, don't post it. We're here to mock religious stupidity, not comment on secular flamings. :P
6/2/2007 6:20:17 AM
that was pretty impressive... but i would have prefered a few more expletives in there. whats wrong with adding a fuck here and an wanka there?
6/2/2007 10:36:18 AM
*** oops ***
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