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WARNING! This analysis is blunt. South Park is a vulgar and vile movie. Any commentary will inherently border vulgar as well.

South Park is an incredibly dangerous movie for those who do not understand or are developing an understanding of the Gospel ....... INCREDIBLY dangerous! Some of the scenes in South Park reminded me so much of the image of demons screeching and dancing around a boiling cauldron as Satan gleefully looks on from the background as the demons pitch soul after soul after soul into the burning cauldron.

Satan is portrayed as the homosexual lover of Saddam Hussein and is portrayed as a sensitive, loving and caring being though the One who cast him into Hell clearly tells the Truth about him: that Satan's only interests are to steal, kill and destroy [John 10:10]. Hussein waves his disembodied male member around. And it was not a cardboard drawing like most other images of the movie -- it was of photographic resolution. The most foul of the foul words was clearly spoken by the children at least 131 times and many other times in a muffled or garbled way as well as in rapid uncountable succession in song [Col. 3:8]. The three/four letter word vocabulary was used at least 119 times, also mostly by children. God's name in vain was used 11 times without the four letter expletive and 6 times with it [Deut 5:11]. And many times the child characters were saying things like "What's the big deal" (about the foul language). "Suck my --", "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)", and repeated questions about a female private organ were but a very few of the vulgar expressions used by the kids.

Angels were portrayed as females - nude, very nude. God was called many vulgar and hateful names. Satan was glorified. Jesus was equated with sexual anatomy. A child was graphically incinerated by igniting his flatulence, then another kid tried to beat out the flames with a stick concerned about the stick catching fire. Body parts dripping with blood were ripped from a child by a surgeon who expressed flippant, shallow concern. The dead child was then seen with an exploded chest. The dead child, after being rejected from Heaven (by nude female angels) and cast into Hell (which is a violation of Scripture in and of itself), was then presented as a ghost trying to influence the other kids. An all-male chorus line wore pink bikini briefs. Homosexual acts were described. Decomposing burned bodies were cast as live occupants of Hell. "Big brother" electronic shock control of a child was used to prevent his use of foul language (each time he cussed he was shocked -- he used this shock later to defeat Hussein by shouting every known and several unknown foul words). A man committed suicide by jumping out of a window. And throughout the movie was script to promote licentious belittlement of wholesome life and entertainment: rationale to lessen even further the threshold of acceptance. [Rom. 16:17 - 18]

These are but a very few of the examples of ignominy in this sinematic cyanide. And the kids in the audience loved it, almost as much as the adults with them. Many of the children seemed to be laughing because their fathers expected them to laugh, looking up at their fathers, laughing nervously and loudly just so dad would know they were laughing along with him, not likely knowing at what it was they were laughing half the time. As long as dad was laughing. That was reason enough. May God have mercy on us. [Luke 17:2]

That is all I will say about the content this extraordinarily vulgar, vile, and repugnant movie. Other examples are just too vulgar and vile to even try to describe without being as vulgar and vile. Please note that the final score of 29 is not the lowest of scores earned by the movies we have analyzed, but this movie has earned the most severe CAP Influence Density (ID) of over 800 movies: a CAP ID of 10.65! Natural Born Killers (R) earned a CAP Influence Density of 7.46! Most R-rated movies earn CAP IDs between 1.00 and 3.00. A child cannot escape being influenced by "entertainment" such as this.

And you cannot imagine the depths of the influence of this sort of entertainment! In the months that followed our posting of this analysis report we received thousands of emails from adolescents who have seen this movie and spoke just like it. With the same or more severe level of contempt for wholesome and righteous ethics. I would post examples of their email here but most of them would look like "You --- ---, ---. You are a --- and a ---. Go --- ---. And see who cares about your --- ---, you --- --- sorry --- --- --- ---. --- my ---. And Satan's, too, you --- uncle ---- donkey ---." Just like South "Puke": BLU. And some people actually believe movies do not influence kids.

Tom Carder, CAPAlert 40 Comments [4/24/2015 3:23:43 AM]
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Ivurm

CAPAlert! I haven't seen these guys since forever!
I can just imagine Tom in a movie theater, Monocle popping out in shock at all this young hooliganism. It would be like a scene from the producers!

Also; This can't be David, because I'm pretty sure David isn't allowed in theaters with children

4/24/2015 3:42:18 AM

anothga

DJS? Is that you?

Angels were portrayed as females - nude, very nude.
Side thought: Artsy portrayal of female angels can actually be nice and beautiful, if done correctly.

4/24/2015 4:01:18 AM

Indicible

At first, I thought it was DJS reviewing decade-old movies again.

Looks like transgression is not their cup of tea.
Oh, well, they should read Rabelais, that would be fun to behold.

4/24/2015 4:29:53 AM

Lemonaidemon

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

Still less violent than the Bible.

4/24/2015 4:31:03 AM

Kuno

Ah, CAPAlert! A blast from the past.

4/24/2015 5:07:14 AM

tfaddict

"South Park is a vulgar and vile movie.”

Okay, so fucking what? That’s part of the appeal.

“(Just like South “Puke”)”

You know what’s sad? That’s a half-way decent pun.

4/24/2015 5:24:00 AM

Goomy pls

I have to see this movie.

4/24/2015 5:51:09 AM

whatever

I was absolutely stunned to see that this wasn't written by David J. Stewart... and I see I wasn't the only one!

4/24/2015 5:57:42 AM

Mister Spak

"Angels were portrayed as females - nude, very nude. "



How is that different from regular nude?

4/24/2015 6:03:23 AM

creativerealms

Wow this was not David J. Stwewart.

4/24/2015 6:04:15 AM



Somehow when I read this I kept imagining it in the voice of Bruno Kirby's comedy-critiqueing character in Good Morning, Vietnam.

4/24/2015 6:35:18 AM



Of course, I suppose it would be a waste of breath to try to explain to him that just because it's animated doesn't mean it was made for children.

@ Mr. Spak

From what I gather, male nude is regular nude, and female nude is waaay more nude than that.


4/24/2015 6:41:53 AM

Nomen Nescio

i can't believe this isn't dave stewart! let's somebody point them at "Beavis and Butthead do America" and see what plops out.

4/24/2015 7:31:04 AM

creativerealms

Next review Team America World Police.

4/24/2015 7:35:15 AM

Kuno

@creativerealms:

The Simpsons CAPAlert already did it: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/teamamerica-worldpolice.htm

Another scene involved numerous positions of sexual intercourse with full nudity between two fairly anatomically correct puppets. While gender-specific anatomy was absent from Gary, it was present on Lisa.

4/24/2015 7:42:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

Isn't this about 10 years behind the times? I haven't seen that movie in about that long.

*edit* Shit, it came out 16 years ago. Get with the times, fundies!

P.S. Mr Carder, you're an uncle fucker.

4/24/2015 8:13:35 AM

Insult to Rocks

I can't wait until CAPA plays The Stick of Truth.

4/24/2015 8:18:03 AM

nazani14

I don't think nude angels is wrong scripturally. In Isaiah seraphim cover their thighs, hinder parts, etc. with their wings. What IS wrong is depiction of angels as female. That didn't show up in art until after the renaissance.

4/24/2015 8:19:37 AM

rubber chicken

No kid ever swore until this movie came out. True Fact!*







* For a varied value of "True" and "Fact"

4/24/2015 8:30:37 AM

Anon-e-moose

WARNING! This analysis is blunt:

Tom Cardman: 'I did NOT have an anal pro...'

(*FRZZAT!*)

'I love to singa
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
I love to singa
About a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a...'

(*FRZZAT!*)

Me: 'Mum, Tom's being a dildo!'

Shut your fucking face, Unclefucker! RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH! Screw you, guy, I'm going home...! X3

4/24/2015 8:36:41 AM

SpukiKitty

@Indicible
I was about to say the same but you beat me to it.

And the kids in the audience loved it, almost as much as the adults with them.
Now I KNOW that was the smoke from burning lower-body garments I smelled!


@rubber chicken
If that's the OP's point, he should see stuff like The Bad News Bears, The Goonies, Stand By Me, etc. Kids swearing is nothing new.

4/24/2015 8:50:50 AM

Lucilius

Oh, shut your fucking face, uncle-fucker.

4/24/2015 9:12:04 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Oh Mr. Carder, you boner biting bastard! May Terrence & Philip chase you down & fart on your face.


4/24/2015 10:47:16 AM

What'd I Do

Not only is it "blunt", it's clumsy, repetitive, and devoid of integrity.

Vulgar and vile
Vulgar and vile
Vulgar and vile

4/24/2015 11:03:58 AM

cdcdrr

Some of the scenes in South Park reminded me so much of the image of demons screeching and dancing around a boiling cauldron as Satan gleefully looks on from the background as the demons pitch soul after soul after soul into the burning cauldron.

Maybe that's because that almost literally happens in the movie? Also, I get the idea you didn't enjoy Fantasia by Walt Disney.

Hussein waves his disembodied male member around.

It's a salsiccia, not a penis.

And it was not a cardboard drawing like most other images of the movie -- it was of photographic resolution.

Of a salsiccia.

God's name in vain was used 11 times without the four letter expletive and 6 times with it

I'm impressed with your perseverance in documenting every swear word. Do The Big Lebowski next!

and repeated questions about a female private organ were but a very few of the vulgar expressions used by the kids.

God forbid children seek to learn anything about the functions of the opposite sex' body. It would promote knowledge of facts and respect for other people's bodily functions and problems.

The dead child, after being rejected from Heaven (by nude female angels) and cast into Hell (which is a violation of Scripture in and of itself)

How is that? Kenny was never exactly an innocent newborn. He wasn't even a Mormom, he was a godless Catholic.

Decomposing burned bodies were cast as live occupants of Hell

Who knew that the underworld full of fire and brimstone would have burned bodies in it?

he used this shock later to defeat Hussein by shouting every known and several unknown foul words

How are you unfamiliar with Barbra Streisand? And why are you counting Saddam Hussein's shocking defeat as a bad thing?

...sinematic cyanide...

You're better than this.

And the kids in the audience loved it,

What kind of fucked-up theatre did you watch this in? They paid a homeless man money to get them in, didn't they?

That is all I will say about the content this extraordinarily vulgar, vile, and repugnant movie.

Then why do you continue for two more paragraphs?

And some people actually believe movies do not influence kids.

Well, they do. That is why South Park makes such a big deal out of poor and irresponsible parenting that is centered around censoring and banning shows from TV rather than taking the time to monitor your child's exposure to media. That's kind of why the show exists in the first place.

4/24/2015 12:52:45 PM

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