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I believe that you should be punished for working hard, and your money given to pregnant teenage crackheads who have never worked and never will. I believe that Christianity must be replaced with Islam. I believe that the only sexual perversion is monogamy. I believe that George Soros and Sharia law are good for America. I believe that US troops are terrorists and should be killed by my ISIS brothers and sisters. I believe that Israel should be bombed and the Jews driven into the sea. I believe that men deserve to be raped by women. I believe that kids should be encouraged to smoke marijuana, but telling them to go to church is child abuse. I believe that blow jobs are morally acceptable, whereas animal testing is a heinous crime. I believe that killing cops is an exercise of freedom, whereas shooting black thugs makes you a racist fascist. I am a proud Obama voter, and will fight for whatever candidate in the next election is most like Obama.

Typical lib, RationalWiki 16 Comments [5/20/2015 2:55:09 AM]
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#1803586

whatever

"I believe that the only sexual perversion is monogamy."

You forgot to put the word heterosexual in there.

5/20/2015 2:58:44 AM

#1803591

Ivurm

5/20/2015 3:09:55 AM

#1803613

Frogflayer

Fundies don't go for blow jobs or even blow?

No wonder they're so stressed out by everything.

5/20/2015 3:41:26 AM

#1803634

Hasan Prishtina

I believe that you should be punished for working hard, and your money given to pregnant teenage crackheads who have never worked and never will.

Given the quality and maturity of your post, I take it you belong in the teenage crackhead category.

I believe that Christianity must be replaced with Islam.

If that's typical of anyone, that person would be a Muslim, not a liberal.

I believe that George Soros and Sharia law are good for America.

Um, where I live George Soros spends a lot of money on getting young people to build a future without shari'a.

I believe that US troops are terrorists and should be killed by my ISIS brothers and sisters.

Which is why Obama, for whom liberals are proud voters, is currently using the USAF to bomb ISIS.

I believe that Israel should be bombed and the Jews driven into the sea.

That sort of belief exists on the left, but it's a pretty good indication that the person who holds it is no Democrat.

I believe that men deserve to be raped by women.

Not even feminist separatists believe this.

I believe that kids should be encouraged to smoke marijuana, but telling them to go to church is child abuse.

Odd, then that millions of liberal voters attend church with their families and don't smoke marijuana.

I believe that blow jobs are morally acceptable,

Show me in the Bible where it says blow jobs are wrong.

whereas animal testing is a heinous crime.

You see, right there you have an ethical standpoint with which you disagree, as has nothing to do with the Bible or religion. Now tell me that if there were no religion, we'd all be running around killing people.

I believe that killing cops is an exercise of freedom, whereas shooting black thugs makes you a racist fascist.

I believe that murder, whoever it's committed by, is wrong. You seem to have a problem with that.

I am a proud Obama voter, and will fight for whatever candidate in the next election is most like Obama.

If you believe the above, you don't want a candidate like Obama or anyone like him.

5/20/2015 4:03:32 AM

#1803669

Mister Spak

Typical con post.

5/20/2015 4:33:15 AM

#1803733

OHP

Huh. So is this just some idiot in the chat or did they actually vandalize one of the pages?

5/20/2015 5:51:51 AM

#1803871

Doubting Thomas

There are more straw men here than a scarecrow family reunion.

And what do you have against blow jobs?

5/20/2015 9:53:32 AM

#1803894

Kanna

In other words, you are basing your entire life and philosophy around an opposition to this collection of lies. It must be exhausting, tilting at windmills all day.

5/20/2015 11:01:52 AM

#1803969

Old Viking

I believe you'd have to study hard to achieve the rank of moron.

5/20/2015 3:51:02 PM

#1804033

Yossarian Lives

If you want to succeed as a deep cover liberal you may want to be more subtle, rather than spew out the typical conservative sound bites. Then you may start fooling others, and your career as a troll with too much time on their hands may flourish.

5/21/2015 2:18:50 AM

#1804391

Elie

We got a mention:
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:Typical_lib

5/21/2015 2:57:00 PM

#1804472

rubber chicken

Nothing about raping kittens or selling orphans online for food ? Call yourself a true lib ?

5/21/2015 11:30:12 PM

#1804474

JW

@rubber chicken
He also forgot to mention eating babies.

5/21/2015 11:47:33 PM

#1804477

creativerealms

What is what no liberal actually believes?

5/22/2015 1:06:47 AM

#1811103

Goomy pls

If you're typical, I'm Kim Jong-un.

6/5/2015 2:33:58 PM

#1811114

Dr. Weird

Boy, I bet you'd blow a gasket if someone called themselves "Typical con" and posted something like this:

I believe that you should be punished for being poor, because it's your own fault for not working yourself up by your bootstraps to be born into a rich family and have a trust fund. I believe that all religions other than Christianity should be obliterated. I believe that anything other than monogomous heterosexuality is evil, sinful, and gross. I believe that the Koch brothers and Biblical law are good for America. War is awesome and glorious and always solves our foreign policy problems. I believe that Israel's every whim should be indulged because we need them there for Jesus to return and kill them all. I believe that women deserve to be raped by men because all women are dumb whores anyway. I believe that kids should be forced to go to church and teaching them science is child abuse. Blow jobs are evil, especially when Bill Clinton gets them. Cops should have the power to kill anybody they want to, especially uppity n***ers. I am a proud George W. Bush and Sarah Palin voter, and will fight for whatever candidate in the next election is most like Bush or Palin.

6/5/2015 4:20:22 PM