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Cats are in fact surveillance devices for aliens

All through-out history the cat has been a merry companion to the human being, from Egyptian times to the modern era. Some might beg to ask the question however, are cats really just surveillance devices for aliens?

Strictly from an alien perspective, this biological living entity is perhaps one of the greatest to use in light of the stupidity of current humanity and its limited science.

theoretically speaking, the more advanced a species is - the less tangible evidence that it will leave of itself. For example at one point in the mid to late 20th century it's well documented that we (the human species) developed the ability to build a chip that can control human thought, but then in the late 70's we developed the ability to do this remotely, without a chip.

There were even the legends of the KGB psychic's who could also influence thought.

The point is that the more something gets advanced and developed, the more convenient we want to make it, right.

So in that understanding, we can see that cats are the perfect vehicle for an advanced alien technology to keep humanity under surveillance.

I guess a better question to ask is, did we choose cats or were cats merely woven into the tapestry of humanity by "the aliens".

This is an important question because it reveals clues about the identity of "the aliens".

In the first scenario (we chose cats): The aliens had observed what I term a "vulnerable variability" which is anything that can be used to exploit humanity, in the same way a virus enters a computer system. This clues into the intentions of the possible aliens species.

In the second scenario ("cats chose us"): We can take the former into this equation, however we must also consider the meaning of the cat species, and what "the aliens" were implying (by choosing the cat species).

This leads to many answers, far too many to be covered here. As fantastic as the possibilities may be, it's only a fantasy driven theory.

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