[On Jews and the Holocaust]
but have you ever thought about this that GOD's promises are those who remain and keep his commandments ... so its not because he just out of nowwhere wants to punish us . Its becuase we have are not obidient at times . Just like braking the Law what happens when you steal, cheat, lie, or do any of those types of things you get a reaction "For every action there is a reaction" what did the jews do to GOD ? they crussified him am I right. Well what is there consiquenses ?
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Well, I guess the consequences are that your descendants, thousands of years afterward, who had nothing to do with the Crucifixion, will get killed. How is that justice?
OVERDOSESURGE, if you're trying to make this line of thinking work, then it would have been more plausible (not by much though) to say that the punishment for Jesus' death was the Roman's destruction of the Jewish temple or something like that.
In the thread:
Seth wrote
[Babies getting thrown into the fire and masses getting herded into gas ovens isnt a "consequence". ]
The FUCKHEAD replied with:
then what would you call it ? does not every action have a reaction or you dont believe in that as well ?
Nothing like a fundy confusing a misquote of Newton's 3rd Law and causality!
Not to mention 8 spelling errors in his first post, lack of appropriate capitalisation, incorrect grammar, lack of punctuation.
Then topping it off with a monumental non sequitur, that springs off an incorrect premise (God exists) and an implied assumption (God gives a shit) and completely ignores questions like why the 'omnipotent' 'creator' of the universe, not only 'needed' to sacrifice his 'son' for US, but then took 1900 years to get round to punishing THE WRONG PEOPLE!
FAAAAAAAAAARK ME!
I also thought the bible claimed they crucified a man called Jesus, not 'GOD'.
STUPIDEST. POST. EVER!
awhell: meaningul? meaningful, maybe? When correcting spelling, always spell check your own post.
back to mocking fundie...
You do realize that for every action there is an EQUAL AND OPPOSITE reaction, right? Even assuming that this applies here (and it doesn't), then shouldn't God kill one Jew? After all (following your flawed logic), they killed one son of God. A one for one swap, right?
OVERDOSES URGE... Well.. He could use one.
And why do you think Jesus died? It was part of the masterplan for the universe. The Jews of that time, just like the Romans, were just the tools used to execute the plan.
And if God has to kill 6 million Jews and numerous others to get even for the killing he ordered, he should be shot.
So the whole point of this fuckwit's argument is that the Jews that were killed by the Nazis because they were responsible for Christ's death 1900 years (or so) before. But that would mean that the Nazis were doing the work of God, and in stopping them the Allies (that'd include the USA) must've been doing the work of Satan!
Depending on which gospel one reads (or in the case of John which part) Jews, Jewish high priests and Romans or some combination of the above crucified Jesus. If one is going to hate Jews for the death of Jesus, one really has to hate residents of Rome and priests too.
I've never understood why anyone hates any one but God for the death of Jesus. After all, it was God's plan to sacrifice Jesus. Judas, the priests, the Jews and the Romans were just pawns in God's plan to murder his son.
This is definitely a contender for an award of some kind -- Post of the Week, at least, if nothing else. It's not easily classified, but it is much too insane and gleefully ignorant (of language skills as much as anything else) to not get some kind of recognition here.
~David D.G.
I say it again, that God is a lazy bastard when it comes to retribution. He sits around doing nothing, for more than 1900 years before getting back at the Jews for crucifying him? And even then the man doing the Lord's work is...Hitler? Boy were we way off.
Right!
So following this through to conclusion, Jesus and 6 million Jews (and 5 million other people Hitler hated) died to save our sins!
Cool! Let's worship Jews and watch Woody Allen and Barbara Streisland movies and re-runs of The Nanny instead of going to church! (actually, let's not, but point made!)
Actually, if you want to take the physics analogy he gives, the "equal and opposite" reaction to the crucifixion would be ressurection; the rebirth of one guy is equal AND OPPOSITE to the death of one guy. (Note to Fundies: This does NOT mean that your myths are validated by science.)
MJW If killing 6 million people is punishment for a murder allegedly committed by their ancestors, then a roundhouse kick to the face is certainly a proper punishment for Overdose's horrible spelling.
Papabear I had an Atheotronic Retard-o-Meter. Unfortunately, this post made it implode. I'm guessing that very low readings cause implosion in the same sense that high readings on my irony meter cause explosion. To basterdize Newton just like Overdose, the implosion/explosion must be equal reactions to opposite actions.
Yahweh Do you judge posts for awards based on their ratings? Is this only one of many criteria? (In other words, do you have anything resembling "award radar" as someone suggested?)
To anyone interested How about "God Told Me To Be A Bigot Award?"
Gotta love fundy logic.
Start with, assuming God exists (hahaha):
"I don't think God would stand by while something horrible happened"
Something horrible happens:
Choice A: God is not omnipotent. [x]
Choice B: God doesn't care. [x]
discounting these two.
Choice C: Goddidit! Let's turn our tiny brains inside out trying to justify it.
*Atheist pisses themselves with laughter*
"what did the jews do to GOD ? they crussified him am I right. Well what is there consiquenses ?"
Uh, no: "The Jews" did NOT crucify Christ; the Sanhedrin trumped up charges against Jesus, whose expanding influence was posing a direct threat to the power of the Sanhedrin (who also feared a Roman invasion).
Thought: there has to be a link between fundamentalism and intelligence. Most of the super-fundies whose posts end up here (thank you for your work, Yahweh!) seem to have no command of spelling, grammar and mechanics, usage, or logic.
"Thought: there has to be a link between fundamentalism and intelligence. Most of the super-fundies whose posts end up here (thank you for your work, Yahweh!) seem to have no command of spelling, grammar and mechanics, usage, or logic."
The fundies don't need those things! They've already discovered the only in life they ever wanted - An ego shield that is miraculously proofed against their own foolishness!
And if you got it, flaunt it!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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