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Quote# 1104

[On alleged satellite photos of Noah's ark]

I've learned never to ask a liberal to ask what repercussions there might be if part of the Bible end up being proven true. They simply plug their ears, stomp their feat and scream, "lalalalalalala I can't hear you." Then giggle to themselves at how proud they are of being closed minded.

roguesaint, Space.com Uplink 22 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#250130
Robbie

Uhhh buuuuuuuuuuh???

6/12/2007 6:32:49 PM

#250156
icecold

Wake up roguesaint, the real world is calling.

6/12/2007 8:32:02 PM

#250248
Laurel

See, what I say is, "Repurcussions? I guess I'd go to hell." Shuts'em right up.

6/13/2007 4:46:10 AM

#250253
Ambrielle

Mirror mirror

6/13/2007 5:31:24 AM

#250261
szena

Bullshit.

Most of us know perfectly well that places mentioned in the Bible have been found.

Proving that there is a shape on a mountain that might have some resemblance to an object that featured in a story does not in any way prove that everything happened exactly as written. Even if the intact ark were found, exactly as described, that wouldn't prove that the story was true. The ancient Hebrews might have found a strange artifact and made up a story around it.

The fact that there is absolutely no geological evidence of a global flood pretty much sinks any chance of "proving" the Noah story by finding some ruins on a mountain.

6/13/2007 6:13:12 AM

#250300
DrWeird

I've learned never to ask a Fundie to ask what repercussions of so many parts of the Bible being proven false. They simply plug their ears, stomp their feat and scream, "lalalalalalala I can't hear you." Then giggle to themselves at how proud they are of being closed minded."

Fixed.

6/13/2007 8:47:43 AM

#250303
DrWeird

I've learned never to ask a Fundie what the repercussions are of so many parts of the Bible being proven false. They simply plug their ears, stomp their feat and scream, "lalalalalalala I can't hear you." Then giggle to themselves at how proud they are of being closed minded.

Fixed.

(Sorry to double post--it's still not letting me edit)

6/13/2007 8:50:22 AM

#250307
ArmandT

Ahh irony. It's so thick you can cut it with a chainsaw.

6/13/2007 9:07:42 AM

#250360
David D.G.

ArmandT: Yeah, but just barely.


~David D.G.

6/13/2007 12:31:52 PM

#250731
Freboy

You know, proof would be kinda cool. Now, with all the things that are clearly black-on-white wrong does mean that my view of the book as a whole won't drastically change.

6/14/2007 10:42:45 AM

#250774
Stique

shinyshinyshiny

6/14/2007 1:12:52 PM

#250781
Eric the Blue

(cry)

6/14/2007 1:28:30 PM

#251407
Mistra

On that whole noah's ark thing, there really was a flood, but it was between the Tigris and Eufraat(dutch names, the twin rivers where the first civilisations started)it's not that hard to imagine for early civilisation that this flood what global, i mean, they had the imagination to think up a God.

6/16/2007 2:07:57 AM

#251725
CCMars

First, look up "liberal" and "liberalism" in the dictionary.

Second, look in the mirror.

6/17/2007 1:29:28 AM

#251741
Praetyre

This is the Kali Yuga of irony death.

6/17/2007 5:55:40 AM

#252541
Mr_Vorhias

Dead link, stupid.

6/19/2007 1:19:57 PM

#669130
Reverend Jeremiah

Do you HONESTLY think thats what they are doing? Did you ever once thought that they have already heard all of your preaching and arguments before and have made an educated decission on the matter to not believe the exact same way as you? Is it okay for other people to believe in different things than you?

9/4/2008 9:29:45 PM

#673944
Quantum Mechanic

"if part of the Bible end(sic) up being proven true"

It's all bullshit, sorry.

And take an elementary English class.

9/7/2008 6:50:56 PM

#691930
Agozyen

Are you ... are you fucking serious?

9/20/2008 9:45:40 PM

#692032
Disreg

I'll believe it if it's about 30 miles long, has a variety of temperature-controlled habitats and engines capable of zipping round the globe.

9/20/2008 11:48:27 PM

#1356062
Nicole

My irony meter just exploded.

12/10/2011 3:23:00 PM

#1356202
Justanotheratheist

Even the modern technology at our disposal has not been able to find traces of a boat which must have been half the size of Belgium. It's kind of compelling evidence for the fact that it never existed, I'd say.

12/10/2011 11:16:56 PM
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