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[On why the dinosaurs went extinct]

In noahs time two of every Dinosaurus specie would be a buge problem. Thier fodder woulf fill the ark and cause a big stink.

So the gathering of dinos was put on hold and they drowned.

farmer, Space.com Uplink 8 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Joe

\"Dinosaurus\"?

My vote for the week's most edumacated fundie.

12/30/2006 7:03:32 PM

Patrick

You know, this ark they speak of had to of been pretty DAMN BIG if EVERY modern species of animal was represented there.

No reason or cognitive thought exist among the abilites of the fundi's mind.

2/2/2007 8:35:46 PM

DarkHatter

So wait, then Noah didn't follow god's word, and didn't believe god was right?

2/2/2007 8:55:26 PM

clockworkgirl21

Nevermind the fact that dinosaurs went extinct gradually?

5/29/2008 2:50:50 AM

Odious

OOPS! Imagine that- Noah ran out of time, or god got impatient and said to hell with the dinos. From the grammar and spelling, I would guess this poster to be about six years old (although the logic might place him / her as younger).

5/29/2008 3:35:45 AM



A perfectly simple explanation based on lack of education, a little good old fashioned common sense, and an a priori assumption that the bible is infallible.

6/25/2013 9:02:15 PM

GigaGuess

So then Noah only gathered one of most animals then. You admit the bible is flawed.

6/25/2013 9:05:12 PM

Justanotheratheist

And precisely where in the bible (a.k.a. the completely believable and infallible Word of God) does it say THAT, dickwad?

6/25/2013 10:44:21 PM
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