Anonymous Coward #ufo #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Kelly Osbourne is a reptilian!!

That is why she has that very weird face.

Her face is big, square, and her jaw is HUGE! it is very wide and quite square, and it is about just as wide and in some picture a little wider than her upper face!

She has a normal female body so why would she have the very masculine face shape and facial proportioning?

Normal females have jaws that are narrower than the upper face and jaws that are usually rounded and more slender, at least definably rounded if not slender, no square shape.

Kelly Osbourne also has manly upper face with the flat sides to it like a lot of masculine faces have, a feminine face has rounded side to the upper face.

The whole Osbourne family are reptilians!!! Jack Osbourne has always had a weird face at times very weird, a definite sign of someone being a reptilian!

I wonder if Christina Aguilera knew that Kelly is a reptilian this whole time? If she knew maybe she would have had worse and different things to say about her!

Kelly Osbourne is also a very rude and nasty bitch, she has a foul mouth of course and has nasty attitude.

Not to mention how she was so judgmental and insulting of people on the fashion police, btw it is not the human Joan Rivers Kelly liked it's the reptilian one.

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[Another Anonymous Coward:] Duh, ozzy has a wide jaw. Genetics, dip-shit.

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Her jaw is no less wide than his, she is a female so she should not have a jaw as wide or maybe in this case wider than a guys!

Her jaw should still be narrower than her upper face since estrogen narrows a jaw and makes it more slender!

Being a female her jaw should be rounder than the squarer jaw she usually has, in some pictures it looks a bit more rounded and other pictures it looks really square!

So she is clearly shapeshifting!

On average it is still squarer shaped.

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