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What rational reason do you have for a basis of your belief. The Bible is full of prophecies; that is true. Not one of them has ever failed. There is no contradiction in the Bible."

"Yes Satan does have his children still on earth. All who do not know Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour are children of the devil.

DHK, BaptistBoard 7 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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rrriiiggghhhttt

so the Nile is dry, as it is written in the bible...

2/21/2010 5:09:25 AM

Elia

If I'm the spawn of evil, why don't I have telekinesis, the ability to melt metal, or the ability to shoot fire from my fingertips?

2/21/2010 10:33:43 PM

Gore

"The Bible is full of prophecies; that is true. Not one of them has ever failed."

Sure buddy. You know, according to your holy Babble, Jesus' second coming was actually supposed to have happened while some of his apostles were still alive. I'd classify that as an EPIC FAIL.
As for the bible contradicting itself, dude, it makes god out to be raving schizophrenic with its inconsistencies going back to Noah's Ark and Genesis. Have you actually even read your book?

2/22/2010 2:32:07 AM

Swede

No contradictions, eh?
Did your god create the animals first and then Adam, or Adam first and then the animals?
That is one rather significant contradiction, just in the first two chapters of the first book of the Bible.

2/22/2010 3:08:10 AM

history

Not one of them (prophecies from the bible) has ever failed. There is no contradiction in the Bible.

Citation muthaphucking needed!

4/28/2012 7:01:54 PM

Filin De Blanc

I thought we were all children of God? So if we're children of both God and the devil, that means they reproduced with each other. So one of them is a woman.

4/28/2012 7:38:34 PM

Mikgof

"The Bible is full of prophecies; that is true. Not one of them has ever failed."



Does anyone know of any of these prophecies that have actually occurred? I keep hearing about them, but there's a strange silence about what prophecies have actually come true.

4/29/2012 3:19:48 AM
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