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[Replying to 'how do you rule out an eternal, primordial universe from which ours sprang?']

The same way I rule out pink elephants creating the Universe. If you have a valid theory, please present it for review.

Otherwise, your just engaging in wishful thinking trying to slip out of God's hands like a greased pig.

s0uljah, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Robbie

In other words, you can't.

Gotcha.

5/8/2008 3:09:38 PM



squeal piggy, squeal!

5/8/2008 3:34:13 PM

ketzu

God could make himselv look like an pink elephant!

5/10/2009 2:46:19 PM



Uh....we have an easily observable universe, with tons of proof for our theories about it. Pink elephants, not so much. It's got nothing to do with "wishful thinking trying to slip out of God's hands".


5/10/2009 5:50:27 PM

David B.

Yes, the very idea of pink elephants creating the universe ex nihilo is patently ridiculous.

So tell me again how it was really created out of nothing by a hairy (why, did his head get cold before he created the universe?), bearded (God has secondary sexual characteristics?), bipedal (what did he need legs for before there was anywhere to walk?) sky-giant with fingers (not much use in a formless void), toes (ditto), eyes (if light had yet to be created, to see what exactly?), ears (sound travels in a void does it?), nose (smells too?) and mouth (when you are surrounded by pure nothing, what possible use is a hole in your face?) with teeth (what does God need to chew on?).

5/11/2009 7:25:35 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Says the wishful thinker trying to slip out of reality's hands like a greased pig.

7/24/2010 7:38:28 AM

Canadiest

"pink elephants creating the Universe"

Prove they didn't. Pink Elephants are equal to God when it comes to ANY ACTUAL evidence or probability

7/25/2010 7:59:43 AM
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